Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *bounces into room*
Ernie: Ryan, what are you doing home so early?
Ryan: Half-day, Ernie! Whoo!
Ernie: Oh, that's great! So now you're out for the weekend?
Ryan: NO! I'm out for the weekend AND all of next week! Spring break!
Ernie: Oh! Wow! So we get to spend all of next week together?
Ryan: Hopefully! Why don't we get started now?
Ernie: Yay!
Ryan: Wanna go swimming?
Ernie: Oh boy! Sure! C'mon Rubber Duckie! *squeaks Rubber Duckie*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red *overhears Ernie and Ryan* Ooh swimming! Can I go too? I'll meet you guys at the pool!

 

[Erine81981]

FilFil: *sticks head out of door* Can i come along guys?

Maruice: Me too. *rushes back in to change* There. I'm reddddy! *zips off after Ernie and Ryan*

FilFil: Wait for me. *runs down the hallway to the pool*

 

[TogetherAgain]

<in second floor common room>
Rowlf: So, who do you think'll get home first- Robin or Lisa?
Chef: Roobin shmern da shgunkel.
Rowlf: Yeah, that's true. Sure hope Lisa's got some good news, though!
Chef: Shmai?
Rowlf: Whaddaya mean "why?" She finds out if she got into the play today!
Chef: Ooh! Yabber foogen de mooshy.
Rowlf: Mm.
Chef: Yun fer gor!
Lisa: <comes in, looks straight ahead, and marches straight into room 24 without much to say to anyone, and closes the door>
Rowlf: ...Well that's no good.
Chef: Nuh-uh.
<Rowlf and Chef get up and go to the door to room 24>
Chef: Leeza? <knocks, tries to open door> ...Ez lucked!
Rowlf: <also tries to open the door> ...That's no good.
Chef: LEEEEEEEEEZAAAAAA... <Knocks>
Rowlf: Maybe we should leave her alone?
Chef: ...Ya, ya, gon shferta.
Rowlf: .......<knocks> LISA?
Lisa: <muffled> Not now, guys...
Rowlf: ...Okay...

 

[theprawncracker]

*at the pool with Ernie, FilFil, Maurice, and Red*
Ryan: Hark! I hear an upset half in the wings! *jumps out of pool* *zips off through the Dorms, dripping, up to Room 24* *barges in* Alright, nobody moves, nobody gets hurt! Where is she?
*Rowlf and Chef, whilst dumbfounded, point to Lisa's door*
Ryan: Thank you. *pounds on Lisa's door* Alright half, you saved me from being under lock and key, so now it's my turn to return the favor! *pulls out dynamite* Wait... I'm not licensed to use this... *calls* HARRY!!

 

[The Count]

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say "dynamite"?
*Plunges control box plunger creating one of his signature explosions, blasting Prawny clear across the room, along with Lisa's door.
Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *under Lisa's door* Thanks... Harry... *looks in room* Oh, great, she escaped through the window... sheesh.

 

[The Count]

*Speaker on walkie talkie... Campus Police: Be on the lookout for one escaped half, female in a fleeing panic, make sure to apprehend with extreme caution. She's been known to be a thread hijacker and notoriously insane. Don't let her confuse you with her misdirection tactics.
Oh, and also... There's news of a cookie heist over at the RHLC... And I heard they have good chocolate doughnuts there. That is all.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *in a helicopter* YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?
Gonzo: *driving said helicopter* WHY WOULD I WANT A DIAMOND RING?
Ryan: JUST DRIVE! WE'VE GOT TO FIND LISA!
Gonzo: THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZA!
Ryan: LISA! LISA!
Gonzo: I'M NOT HUNGRY!
Ryan: OY!
Gonzo: LISA'S WORD!
Ryan: Oh, so NOW he hears me...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Speaker on walkie talkie... Campus Police: Be on the lookout for one escaped half, female in a fleeing panic, make sure to apprehend with extreme caution. She's been known to be a thread hijacker and notoriously insane. Don't let her confuse you with her misdirection tactics.
Oh, and also... There's news of a cookie heist over at the RHLC... And I heard they have good chocolate doughnuts there. That is all.

Nora: A cookie heist? And so soon after your induction into the MC Senior Member Hall of Fame...
MN: Yeah, well, never a dull moment. That's the way the cookie crumbles...and I didn't get any of the Thin Mints. No fair, man.
Storyteller: Any suspects, o investigative reporter who's too smart for her own good?
MN: (chuckle) I think so, I think so. But I think we ought to put a padlock on the cupboard over there. Need to safeguard the Lemon Coolers.