Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Fuzzhead]

Fuzzhead: Thanks, Ed. I think I might grab a burger if there are any. How about you, Jen? See anything you like?
Jen: Well, maybe some vegetables. Or some fruit. Do they have any parsnips?
Fuzzhead: I don't think so. *chuckles*

 

[tvlistingman]

(6pm)

PETER: Elmo, Zoe, Little Bird are you ready for the barbecue

ELMO: Yes!, have the hot dogs

LITTLE BIRD: Got the Birdseed Pudding

ZOE: and Got the Watermelon!!!

 

[The Count]

Sure... There are some bat-burgers left... And you can serve your friend here some of the salads, or just pile the grilled veggies with condiments on one of the burger buns.

OK Gonzo, just let me finish my dessert... *Digging into piece of a la mode mummy merangue pie.

 

[Fuzzhead]

Fuzzhead: That burger was delicious. How was the salad?
Jen: The salad was very good.
Fuzzhead: You know, Jen, this would be a great time to get to know everyone.
Jen: Yes, it would.
Fuzzhead: Do you want to go say hi?
Jen: Well, I'm a bit nervous.
Fuzzhead: So am I, but I'm sure everyone is cool. Come on.

*Fuzzhead and Jen walk around introducing themselves to everyone*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hi Jen, hi Fuzzhead, I'm Ryan, and these are my roomies over here, Clifford, Uncle Deadly, Camilla, Cantus, and Gonzo the Great.

Clifford: Yo!

UD: Frightfully delightful to meet you both.

Camilla: Bawk buck buck bawk!

Cantus: Hello there, if you ever need a song, just let me know.

Me: Hey...Where's Gonzo?

*Meanwhile...*

Gonzo: *strapped to a firework* Alright Ed! Light me!!

 

[RedDragon]

<walks down to BBQ> Sorry MC crashed for me and I had a few things I wanted to post before coming down...so how is everyone doing?

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey Nyz, I'm doin' great. You still hanging in there? Um, hold on, I think the fireworks are about to start and Gonzo's strapped on...

 

[The Count]

*Finishing piece of pie, and glass of milk...

OK Gonzo, here we go!

*Fireworks start flying off into the night sky.
Ladies and gentlemen, Muppets of all kinds, may I direct your attention to the center sky.
*Gonzo's screams of delight can be heard, along with the announcer's voice as the weirdo's rocket keeps spouting blueish and reddened and purplish sparks in the shape of...
The Muppet College Dorms have been brought to you by the letters...
*Fireworks bloom into each letter in the colors as they're called out.
A! B! C! D! E! F! G! H! I! J! K! L! M! N! O! P! Q! R! S! T! U! V! W! X! Y! And Z!

*Second rocket flies upwards, emitting whitened and lighter neon orange sparks in the shapes of...
And by the numbers...
Fireworks form each number in these colors as they're called out.
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!
11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20!
21! 22! 23! 24! 25! 26! 27! 28! 29! 30!
31! 32! 33! 34! 35! 36! 37! 38! 39! And 40!

Count: So bootiful... I could just stare at those numbers all ewening, almost ghostly luminescent.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *parachuting down; charred* Wha ha ha! That was the COOLEST thing I've ever done! Ed you so totally rock! Whoopie!

Me: Thanks Ed...You've fulfilled his weirdo...er...Desire I suppose... Goodnight ev'rybody!

 

[Fuzzhead]

Fuzzhead *wide eyed* Wow! Those are amazing.
Jen: *clapping* Very exciting!