Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Hey man, I'm back.

How'd you do Cliff?

Clifford: I think I did great. But I'm not sure. We can only hope.

Ok, well if you wanna shower and eat dinner go right ahead. I've got this homework to finish.

Clifford: Alright man. Good luck.

Gonzo: Ryan! Ryan!

Sigh...what Gonzo?

Gonzo: Need help with your homework?

Oh, well that's very nice of you Gonzo. Yeah, can you help with this problem?

Gonzo: Hmm...I think the answer's 3434225x to the fifth power minus 35y times 35343226535342.

Gonzo, I don't think you've ever been more wrong.

Gonzo: Well, take whatcha get.

Thanks, but I think I'll take what I get from my calculator.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Hey guys.
Robin: Lisa! Where have you been all day? I haven't seen you at all!
Lisa: Well... left for school 6:30- before you woke up- got back um... 'bout ten to three-ish? I was here for a few minutes before going to voice lessons. From there, went straight to the first day of Hebrew High School, then went straight to my cousin's son's brit milah, and now I'm here.
Robin: ...your cousin's son's what?
Lisa: Brit milah. Bris. It's a... it's sort of like a naming ceremony for Jewish baby boys when they're eight days old.
Robin: Oh. Okay.
Lisa: He's such a cute little baby, too. But anyways, I've still got some homework to do. And you, young frog, should get to bed.
Robin: Alright. I'll go to the bathroom first.
Lisa: Good idea.
Rowlf: Hey Lisa? Isn't a bris where they, uh-
Lisa: Yeah. Snip snip. But how exactly would you suggest I explain that to a five year old frog?
Rowlf: Good point. So'd you get that paper turned in?
Lisa: Yes. Just in time to be given another assignment. Now I get to write a twelve line poem that has to be either a ballad or a lyric, has to have at least eight different literary devices, has to be metered, has to be in the Romantic style... due a week from today.
Chef: Zeey dun't geefe-a yuoo a breek, du zeey?
Lisa: A break? In a college-level class? Unheard of.
Rowlf: Hey did you see, Ryan let you win on that deal you had.
Lisa: Yeah, I saw! Wasn't that great of him? I'm tellin' ya, that made my day today SOOO much better. I mean, I think that actually helped more than the chocolate my psychology teacher gave out today.
Rowlf: Better than chocolate? For you? Chef, mark the date, she said something was better than chocolate!
Chef: Cunseeder zee dete-a merked! <goes to calendar and circles September 19 with red pen>
Lisa: <scrunches up face> Very funny, guys. Have fun marking your calendars. I've got homework to do.

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh good! I always say that if I can make one person happy each day, than it's a pretty darn succesful day. Oh, and Lisa stick around, I'm writing the first chapter of my new fic as we speak!

 

[The Count]

Man... That epilogue was a nice ending to...
Oh, sorry. Lisa, you read the ending to Christy's story yet? Just asking cause haven't seen any post of yourn o'er there recently.
Well, a couple of check-ups to do here on the ol' computer and then it's a wash for beddy bye time.

 

[tvlistingman]

Elmo: (feeds his fish): well Good Night Peter!

Peter; Good Night Elmo!, Good Night Zoe!

Zoe: Night Night Peter, Night Night Elmo

Elmo: Night Night Zoe!

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: There you are. Where were you?

At work. You knew. You were there.

Grover: I know I was but I didn't see you come out.

I had to wait for a while. Sorry about that. Herry was there too.

Herry: *walking in* Hey guys. I'm one tired monster. I'm going to bed. Good Night.

Good Night Herry. I'll be seeing the sandman too. Good Night Grover.

Grover: Good Night Herry. Good Night Kyle. See you in the morning.

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: Well, here's hoping we got in.
Pepe: Well don't be surprised if the coach wasn't impressed with the fact that you ate his hoagy, Hokay.
Rizzo: Hey, I was hungry. So sue me.
Pepe: he just might do that if you don't watch out, Hokay.

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: Is this what you asked for?
Bo: No it was that.
Bobo: A bat?
Beau: he said that. *points*
Bobo: Oh, the cat. Ri-ght.
Beau: That's my line.
Bobo: What?
Beau: Ri-ght.
Bobo: The kite?
Bo: Take off your headphones Bobo.
Bobo: Take off my bones?

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Goooood Morning! Elmo and Zoe

Zoe: Good Morning Peter! Good Morning Elmo!

Elmo: Good Morning Zoe! Good Morning Pete!

PETER: Gooood Morning everybody!

Elmo: Wow! you are in a happy mood

Peter: Yes!

Zoe: Can we go down to the cafeteria for some breakfast

Elmo: Good Idea

Peter: I like that idea!

 

[The Count]

*Doozers finish tacking up another message to the bulletin board.

MC Frogs Football Team Roster.
Herry Monster, Quarterback.
Cookie Monster, Linebacker.
Clifford, Wide Receiver.
Rizzo the Rat and Pepe the King Prawn, Cornerbacks.
All team members should report to Muppet All-Stars Stadium for weekly practices, and be ready for games be they Home or Away Games.

Next Game: Away at St. Canard Stadium. Against St. Canard Mallards.