Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Hey Gonzo, think you can help me with this math homework?

Gonzo: Sure! Let's see what the trouble is.

Great, I can't seem to figure out what this symbol means.

Gonzo: That one?

Yeah.

Gonzo: Oh, that's easy, it means you need to give up math if you don't know what it means!

What? Are you saying I'm dumb?

Gonzo: No, I'm saying you're stupid!

*I close my book on Gonzo's head*

Gonzo: Thanks! I love headaches!

 

[BEAR]

Dear Dormies:

Well, I am happy to say that Biff, Sully and the Doozers have officially finished building the new addition to our room (on the very end of the halls wing) which will (starting tomorrow Friday August 26, 2005) be Mr. Snuffleupagus' new home at the dorms. We will be having a party welcoming Snuffy to our dorm family later in the day. The room description will also be revealed then. All are invited. There will be food tables outside and we'll be barbequing. Please join us. Hope to see you all there!!

Bryan, Big Bird, and Rosita

 

[The Count]

Hey Bo... If you need any help with Bobo's robe, LMK and we can talk about it then. Oh... And if you could get that fake/real/whatever it is twin sister of yours to get hers in as well, I'd appreciate it.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *yells* VIBS!!!!! Get that robe to Mr Count.
Bobo: I'm trying, I'm trying..
Beau: Not you...
Bobo: I'm not trying, I'm not trying...

 

[The Count]

*In angered Bert-like tone: ERINNNNNE! Thought you knew not to fall for those types of chain mails. There are several flaws with that system. *Calming down: But it's not your fault pal. You genuinely thought it'd work, and if it does then I hope you get what you wished for. Nah, sorry if I sounded a bit alarmist at first.
Forget about it and let's move on. LMK if I can help out with what you've got planned for the anniversary.

Oh Bo... Thanks for calling Vibs, her robe will get taken care of. Just need Bobo's and T-Bird Chick and Scooter's.
Good day everyone.

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: *sigh*
Bo: *sigh*
Beau: Why are we sighing?
Bobo: DOes he always do stuff like that?
Bo: Yup.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Guess what Red? There's a party tonight to welcome Snuffy to the dorms!
Red: Ooh! Party! I love parties!
Me too! Should be fun, they're going to barbeque.
Red: Maybe I can talk to some people about the cheerleading team.
Do you need some help making signs?
Red: Yeah, that would be great!
I can help you this weekend, but Sunday I'm going to the Fair!
Red: What's the Fair?
The State Fair that my state has every summer. There's tons of food, games, rides and stuff to see! It's really fun!
Red: Cool, maybe I can go too?
Sure, why not? The more the merrier!
Red: Yea!
Hope everyone is having a good day!

 

[The Count]

Well... I'm glad to say that now 21 out of the 33 groups of occupants here at the dorms have reported their wishes to remain and have all their robes finished.
Of the people who've expressed they want to stay, T-Bird Chick and Scooter; and Ernie101 and Sweetums still need to send in their robe ideas.
And Ernie101 should LMK if he does plan to stay here and participate, if only occasionally.

As for the remaining dorm residents, failure to contact me by 9/10/2005 will be interpreted as a lack of interest in continued participation, and their roommates and rooms will become available once again.
Hope to hear from T-Bird Chick and/or Ernie101 soon and have a good day.

 

[theprawncracker]

Well guys, I can't go to the party tonight.

Cliff: Why not?

Because, I've got a date.

Gonzo: Cool! Can Camilla and I come?

No.

Gonzo: Why not?

Because you're weird.

Gonzo: And you're not?

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Okay, you guys. Lets get everything ready for Snuffy's welcoming party!
Big Bird: Oh I am so excited about having my old pal move into the dorms with us.
Bry: Me too. Now, I am going to set up the grill outside. Then, Rosita, will you help me set up some tables? I think they are in the storage room. Big Bird, I would like you to start taking out the plates and things for the food.
Rosita: Okay.
Big Bird: You got it!
Bry: Snuffy doesn't know about the party, so he will be very surprised when he shows up. SO don't spill the beans.
Big Bird: Rosita is the one with the beans.
Rosita: (holding a huge bowl of Mexican refried beans) No problem!! Hehehe!