Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Well, that's another Batty Beauty descript finished off. That makes 2 now, 3 if you count the one for the number 0 though.

*Taps fingers against computer desk. Hmmm, wonder where Grover's at. Hope he hasn't turned himself invisible by mistake. Still waiting for today's mail call to see if another of my packages arrived.

Oh well, think I'll relax with some good music till he gets here.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Boy, it's really quiet around here today.
Red: You said it. I wonder where everyone is?
Well, it's summertime, and I think people are busy.
Red: Yeah, that's understandable. You'll be gone next week right?
Yeah, I'm going to Canada with the kids at church. But I'm sure they'll be someone here for you to hang out with.
Red: Yeah, I haven't talked to Kathy and Prairie yet, but I'm sure they'll hang out with me!
And there's always Kyle and the Monsters and Ed and The Count and all of our other friends here. You could cook with the Swedish Chef and Lisa.
Red: Yep, I certainly won't be bored while you're gone! Oh Beth?
Yeah?
*comes over and gives me a hug*
What was that for?
Red: Congrats on being a senior member and I just want you to know I'm glad you're here.
Thanks! I'm glad I'm here too.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Seems Grover never came. Guess that means I'll have to check back tomorrow about the package I'm waiting for.

The anniversary plans are starting to roll along. Contacted the first roomies today. If they don't answer by tomorrow, I think I'll move on to the next on the list and see if the replies start coming in.
Oh and congrats to Beth, she'll get a second surprise as well. Have a good time guys and gals.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Hey, Chef! My synagogue's having a fund raiser tonight at Max and Erma's. Wanna come?

Chef: Vell, elreeght. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Great! Oh, but I should warn you. We're riding there.

Chef:Beecycles?

Motorcycles.

Chef:Um....

Tell you what. If you ride on my mom's backseat, I'll sharpen all your knives for you.

Chef: Efee zee cleefer?

Even the cleaver.

Chef: Du yuoo hefe-a a helmet I cuoold use-a?

A helmet? Are you kidding? We've got more helmets than we know what to do with. Of course you can use one.

Chef: Zeen yuoo'fe-a gut yuoorselff a deel.

Excellent! Lemme get my boots on, and we'll head!

 

[Docnzhoss]

Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't been around, and I know this isn't the first (or even second time) I've abandoned the dorms. It just seems that when I have limited time this is one of the places I feel I have to give up. With my computer acting up, it's tough to try to read a bunch of posts or make a long reply.

Link: That's no excuse, Doc. I'm shaking off dust over here.

Me: Yeah, I'm sorry about that, old buddy. Hope you're not too mad at me.

Link: As long as I get something to eat I'll be fine.

Me: Well, let's check our inventory. (In our room looking on shelves and in drawers). Hmmm, a bunch of junk food. Sorry, but all we have are old Oatmeal Cream Pies and Swiss Cake Rolls.

Link: All's forgiven (grabs the boxes from my hands and chows down).

Me: I'm gonna wander around and see who's lurking about.

 

[The Count]

Hey hey, Ryan my man. What's shakin'? Good timing, the dorms will be celebrating its 1st anniversary in September. You planning on staying with Link as your roomie? If so, LMK. And don't forget to send me a PM or E-mail with the design for your own individualized dorm robe, and the design for a robe for your roommate also. Started contacting Dorm residents about this, but everyone who replies directly helps lessen the list of names I gotta hit up with the mail.

Oh, there might be some vacancies created due to this, but we'll sort that out when the time comes. Which is why I'm doin' this now.
Anyway, glad to have you back. And if you want, feel free to leave a list of groceries you may need for the dorms or your room. The shopping will get done on the weekend and the stuff will go to whoever ordered what. Then again, you might wanna do some food shopping yourself down at the local supermarket.

Hope to see you round the dorms more often Ryan and Link.

 

[theprawncracker]

Lew where are you?

Lew: Right here Ryan! I was training my fish!

Training your fish? I thought all you had to do was throw them.

Lew: That was the old act, this is the new one! Observe, Lew Zealand and his amazing dancing fish! Ok guys come on!

*Three fish come out dancing.*

Yeah.... Anyway. I need a favor.

Lew: What's that?

I need you to mail this solid gold calculator to Ed.

Lew: The penguin?

No, the guy! He's been correcting on my fan-fic for me. So I thought I'd send him something nice.

Lew: But a solid gold calculator?

Yep, I had it laying around, and I thought he might find a better use for it than me.

Lew: Okay, whatever.

 

[Docnzhoss]

Me: (Sniffing the air) Is that fish I smell? Hiya Count! Gosh, it's been ages. I am absolutely interested in coming back, I'll keep my roommate and room if that's fine and dandy and I'll let you know about the robe.

Link: Make sure it complements my chiseled features.

Me: Oh, absolutely. Hey Link, anything you need from the store?

Link: Well, we're out of Swiss Cake Rolls and Oatmeal Cream Cookies. Also, we might do well with some hot dogs and buns and various other get-together food items so that we can throw some sort of Back to School bash.

Me: Ugh, don't remind me about that. Hey Count, thanks a bunch for being you. You're a heckuva guy!

 

[The Count]

Aw, thanks guys. That might be Lew's dancing fish or fishes you're smelling Ryan. Hee, one Ryan meeting the other Ryan here at the dorms. Then again, it might be some rotten fish from Oscar's can. Haven't heard from him lately, maybe Kyle can get him out and about when he gets back from work.

Oh, and don't worry about it Doc... Just contact me when you have ideas for your robes. And I got Link's waist size already jotted down... 14 wide.
*To Doc: And his head size, 42 thick. Hee, that was a funny episode.

 

[Docnzhoss]

*To Doc: And his head size, 42 thick. Hee, that was a funny episode.

Too true, too true. But everytime I laugh about it with him around, I get a pig knuckle sandwich right in the choppers.

Link: What are you guys talking about?

Me: Oh, nothing. Stocks and weather and news and whatnot.

Link: Oh, boring stuff. I'm going back up to admire that new hat I bought yesterday.

*To Count: I'm surprised he could get it through the door...Ow! Sorry, Link.