Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Docnzhoss]

Hmm, funny that no one has seen Rizzo and now that mummy sounds like him...I would think he would want to see that.

Link: This sounds like a job for someone who's good at finding things.

Me: Who might that be, Link?

Link: Uh, gee, I don't know...Rizzo?

Me: Hey, Link, I think it's about time for you to look in the mirror again.

Link: Ooh, my favorite time of day! (Runs away and hurriedly stomps up the stairs)

Me: Well, we figured out what we're going to be for Halloween. We will be pirates who have just returned from sailing the seven seas. We have all the accessories: the eyepatches, the hooks, the boots, the bandanas and the swords...

Link: (running back downstairs, he is dressed up) Stand back, you scurvy scallowags! I'm a pirate in search of adventure and danger!

Me: Hey Link! You aren't wearing pirate stuff! You're in a pinstripe suit!

Link: I know, I just happened to look so good in it that I wanted to show it off...

Me: Then why are you acting like a pirate?

Link: Well, I was just caught up in the moment.

Me: Say, isn't time for you to look in the mirror?

Link: Ooh! My favorite time of day! (Runs away and hurriedly stomps up the stairs).

Me: *Sigh* Talk to you all later.

 

[Frogster]

Hey, my real name is Luke, and my roomate is Wembley Fraggle. We'll take whatever room is available. We just got back from getting our books and stuff.

 

[Barry Lee]

Hello,me and my roomate are here! My roomate is Sweetums!

 

[Erine81981]

Hey, my real name is Luke, and my roomate is Wembley Fraggle. We'll take whatever room is available. We just got back from getting our books and stuff.

Nice to meet you Luke. *shakes hands* Hey there Wembley. *shakes hands* Can I have your adograph? These are my roomates!

*points to the three monsters putting up decration*

Herry: Here Cookie. *hands Cookie a rubber bat*

Cookie M: Thanks Herry. WHOA! Hey down there!

Grover: Sorry Cookie. Your pretty big for this ladder.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

JFS: I'm back from classes,with a migraine <putting on cool face mask>.Glad you and Animal enjoyed your stay Homer. *taking a popcicle from the fridge*


Floyd: Hey J,whoa,now that's a new look for you<laughing>. Just kidding. Let's watch American Beauty guys.

Dr. Teeth: Sounds good to me. Can I get you anything JFS?

JFS: Yes,something resembling coffee would be nice.

Dr. Teeth: I'll go get you a cup.

<Dr. Teeth returning with JFS' coffee>

JFS: Thanks Dr. Teeth.

Dr. Teeth: Your very welcome.

 

[The Count]

Thumbs up. Good to see that Frogster and Barry Lee are back and have their roommates picked out.
OK guys, you just need to tell me what numbered rooms you both want, and I'll get you the keys to both rooms. Or do you just want me to assign you a room arbitrarilly? LMK and we'll see what we can do to get you newbies settled in here at the dorms.
Hope to hear from you soon, and have a good time.

 

[Frogster]

Luke: Wembley and I'll take any room available. Right, Wembley?

Wembley: Right!

 

[Barry Lee]

Sweetums and I will take room #2!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

JFS: 'I see',said the blind man. My migraine has finally surpassed,boy that was a toughy. Watching X-men 1,again.I have such a crush on Logan.<sigh> Welcome to the dorms Barry Lee/Sweetums & Frogster/Wembley. Hope you enjoy your stay here. Boy,I'm hungry gonna go make a tuna sandwich with homade fries.

 

[Whatever]

Barry Lee/Wembley & Frogster/Sweetums

You got 'em backwards.