Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Whispering: OK guys, you ready?
*Gets nods of "Yes" from all gathered there.

OK then...
*Knocks on door and group sings after Room #8's door opens.*
Sing: Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday dear Aaaaaalllyyyy.
Happy birthday to you!

Blow out the candle and make a wish.

 

[daughterdeadly]

Ally: *standing in doorway, only to find everyone gathered outside... singing* Ah, wow! Emmet, check it out, look who all is here!

Emmet: *goes beside Ally to the door, eyeing the cake...* Yeah, Hi guys! Hey Ally... blow out the candles and make a wish!

Ally: *thinks a moment* Alright. *blows out candles and laughs, grinning ear to ear.* Well, come on in guys! *Leads the small group inside room 8.*

Emmet: *whispers* Hey... what'ya wish for?

Ally: Emmet, I cant tell you that, it wont come true! *She grins.* Alright guys, let's get to party-ing! *She pauses, and thinks* Well... on a somewhat... mild level... *giggles softly*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *coming in with everybody* Hey! Hope I'm not too late for the festivities! I brought a gift from myself and my MIA other half Lisa, a...Wait, where'd it go?
Robin: Where did what go?
Me: The gift! Where's the gift?!
Robin: Oh, well, ya see, Chef got a hold of it. And we haven't seen it for three hours...
Ernie: But don't worry Ryan! Bert and I have a solution! Isn't that right Bert?
Bert: We do?
Ernie: Yes Bert we do. For you Ally, on your birthday Bert would like to give you his bottlecap collection.
Bert: My what?!
Ernie: Yes Bert, in your selfless act of giving, Ally has a birthday present.
Bert: Wha...Bu...We...Oh fine. Happy birthday.
Swedish Chef: Nu nu nu! Luuk here-a! I hefe-a bruooght zee present fur Elly! I tuuk Ryun's seelly geefft und mede-a it intu a spectecooler ceke-a! Bork bork!
Me: ...Rowlf, translation please.
Rowlf: He cooked your gift into a cake.
Me: But...My gift was a desk lamp.
Rowlf: Then I guess she'll be eatin' light tonight.
Me: *frowns* I fail to see the humor in this situation...
Clifford: Welcome to the club dude. Now 'scuse me while I go off and ask Ro-si-ta if she'd like to cha cha with me! Heh heh! *walks off*
Gonzo: Oh Camilla, may I have this dance?
Camilla: Bawk, bagaw! *walks off to dance with Gonzo*
Rowlf: I think a glass of punch'll do me good. Comin' Chef?
Chef: Oh ya ya ya! I lufe-a zee poonch! *they go for punch*
Uncle Deadly: Ah, count me in. I need to say hello to my fiends Eduardo and the Count.
Me: Well Bert, Ernie, I guess it's just us.
Ernie: Actually Ryan, we've gotta go round up Bert's bottle caps.
Bert: No, Ernie we decided we'd find something else to give her! Right Ernie? ERNIE?! *They leave*
Me: Oh, well fine, just leave the prawn to his...Um...Well fine, just leave the prawn.
Robin: I'm still here Ryan.
Me: *smiles* Thanks Robin. You'll always be there.
Robin: Do I still get to eat and sleep?
Me: *giggles* If you insist...And speaking of which, isn't it your bedtime now little frog?
Robin: Oh! But Ryan there's a party!
Me: Yes, but if you don't get any sleep tonight, you won't get to stay up for the football game tomorrow.
Robin: Okay fine...Will you read me a bedtime story though?
Me: You bet. I've got the perfect thing, it's got Gonzo and aliens. *I leave with Robin to put him to bed*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth, Wanda and Red head up to the party. Abby, Big Bird and Telly send cards but are already asleep*
Beth: Happy birthday Ally!
Red: Here are some pictures that Abby, Big Bird and Telly drew
Wanda: We've brought you the book "Before You Leap" by Kermit the Frog
Beth: Hope you enjoy it!
Wanda: I see Rowlf over having some punch, I'm going to say hello and see if he'll dance with me
Red: I'm going to dance with everyone! Come on Beth!
Beth: *being dragged by Red: Guess I have no choice!

 

[daughterdeadly]

Ally: *scanning over the room full of guests in surprise* I never would've thought so many people would show up here just to wish me a happy Birthday... thank you so much you guys!

Emmet: *Having the usual fun and well... partying* Come on, Ally! Don't just stand there... after all it's your party!

Ally: Yeah, you're right. *She looks around* Hey Emmet, you wanna dance with me?

Emmet: *Shruggs* Why not?

Ally: *Dancing around like a lunatic!* Hey Emmet, check-out all the cool presents I'm getting (Ya, I cant help it... I'm spoiled and I LOVE free gifts!!!)

Emmet: *Looks to a corner in the room piled up with boxes of gifts.* Have you opened any yet?

Ally: *Shakes Head* Nope, I'll save them for later. However, I did get some pretty-wonderful-hand-drawn-pictures from Abby, Big Bird, and Telly.

Emmet: That's swell!

Ally: Yeah! We really should hang out with all these guys some more...

Emmet: We should. *looks around a second* I'm gonna get some punch really quick alright?

Ally: Okay!

 

[Leyla]

<Leyla, Hilda, Wanda, Jimmy and even the deactivated Robot Kermit are lined up in front of the door to their rooms waiting for their guests to arrive.>

Leyla: Okay. Breathe. Just stand and breathe, that's all you have to do. Maybe blink occasionally. It'll be fun. It'll be great. Try not to faint.

Hilda: Oh my goodness. Leyla, you worry too much, far too much! It will be fine! I'm sure they'll be as happy to be here as we are to have them.

Wanda: <crankily> Happier.

Leyla: Behave yourself. <to Hilda> I know they will. I just love being their neighbour, almost as much as I love being your roomie! <she ruffles Wanda's hair affectionately, being careful to restore it to good order> But... it's just... it's Kermit and Piggy and Fozzie! I mean... wow.

Hilda: <amused> Yes. And you're not a fangirl.

Jimmy: What is a fangirl anyway?

<The girls responses are cut of by a knock and and a cheerful voice>

Kermit: Hello? Anybody home?

Fozzie: Oh, I hope they didn't forget about us!

Piggy: They'd better not have.

Kermit: No one has ever managed to forget about you, Piggy.

Piggy: <brightly> Why thank you, Kermie!

Fozzie: Um... should it take this long to open a door?

<Leyla is staring, frozen, at the still closed door>

Wanda: Um... Leyla? Are you gonna let them in?

Jimmy: Maye she's waiting for the frog to do it.

Wanda: Well, he's broken. He never does anything!

Hilda: This is silly. Leyla, wake up! <she gives Leyla a firm jab in the side before opening the door herself.>

Fozzie: Well, where are we going to sleep if- oh! Um, hello?

Piggy: <striding in quickly dragging an expansive suitcase behind her> About time!

Kermit: Piggy, you promised.

Piggy: <impatient sigh> Oh, alright. For Catherine.

Leyla: <coming out her daze> Ah, hi! Welcome, welcome! Come on in! It's a pleasure! Can I help you with that, Miss Piggy?

Wanda: <quietly> I doubt it.

Piggy: <sharply> What was that?

Leyla: Oh, um... she didn't say anything! Let me just take that to your room, Miss Piggy!

Kermit: Isn't that nice of her, Piggy?

Piggy: Oh, yes, of course!

Kermit: It's really very sweet of you to take us in like this! We're going to miss Catherine so it's nice to have a little extra company.

Leyla: <struggling cheerfully with Piggy's completely unnecessary suitcase> Oh, yes, I miss her too, and you know, Lisa's away for a while as well, so it's sort of a lonely weekend all told. But, really, we're so glad you're here. Let me get this away and we'll have tea and cookies in the kitchen, chat a bit.

Kermit: Oh, that sounds wonderful! C'mon, Fozzie, don't just wait by the door.

Leyla: I flavoured the cookies with honey for you, Fozzie dear, so don't be a stranger! <giggles> We have enough strangeness around here, anyway!

Fozzie: Oh...that's a good one! Haaa!! Honey cookies, you say?

Piggy: <hesitating, taking a long look at Robot Kermit> You... have a statue of Kermit?

Jimmy<sidling up to Piggy and instantly annoying her>: Nah, that's a robot someone shoved into a closet for some reason. He don't say much, or get out much... real peacable guy.

Piggy: <eyes narrowed> I wonder who could have shoved it in that closet... and why they ever brought it out again.

Leyla: <returning from Piggy's, formerly Wanda's, room> I did. I've had good luck taking people out of closets recently. Cookies?

 

[Katzi428]

Rosita:Oh Clifford...I would LOVE to dance with you!
PrairieshylyUm...Kathy?I want to ask Rowlf to dance.You think I should?
Sure!It's the 21st century.Any woman should do what she wants.
Prairie:Then how come you're not up and dancing,Ms. Know It All?
Ummmm...my foot hurts...yeah that's it!
Prairie:laughingYou lie like a rug!But suit yourself!
thinking to myself...the one I want to dance with has a partner who'll karate chop me into next week if I ask him to dance.

 

[The Count]

Sure nice to see everyone having a good time. Think I'll have a glass of punch, it'll calm me down some.
Count: Another acid burst?
Yeah... Must've been that leftover Chinese food.
Count: But your meal last night vas OK?
Yeah... But I had some of the leftovers of what my mom ordered, think that's what did it.
Count: OK, so long as you're feeling better.
I will, in a little bit.

The dorms were brought to you by the letter A and by the number 8.

 

[Erine81981]

In room 26.......

*sitting in front of TV*

Somethings changes the channel and I see the monsters all jumping around in the televison set. "What's happening?"

(music starts)

Grover: Your eyes tell me how you love me
Can feel it in your heart beat
I know you like what you see

Grover and Herry: Hold me, I'll give that you need
Wrap your love around me (starts dancing around with each other)
You're so excited, I can feel you
Getting hotter, oh baby

Grover, Herry and Cookie Monster: I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Where no one's ever gone before
And if you want more, if you want more
More, more, more then

(everyone in the TV jumps) Jump! ("I've never seen this?")

Monsters: For my love
Jump in and feel my touch
Jump you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms
Can feel you upJump, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love

More Monsters start to appear on the TV ("Where is this taking place?")

Telly and Elmo: You told me, I'm the only monster for you
Nobody does you like I do
Then make a move before you try and
Go much farther, oh baby
You're the one, you, you are the one
And heaven waits here at my door
And if you want more,
If you want more, more, more then

(everyone in the TV jump up) Jump!

Monsters: For my love
Jump in and feel my touch
Jump you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms
Can feel you up
Jump, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love

Zoe and Rosita: When you are next to me, oh I come alive
Your love burns inside
Feels so right
Come to me if you want me tonight

(everyone in the TV jumps) Jump! *I start singing* ("I love it!")

All the Monsters: Jump if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump, jumpJump, you know my heart can
Make you happy
Jump, you know theese arms can feel you up
Jump in, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love.....

(music contiunes into the night)

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey Cliff, I gotta go out for the afternoon. I'll be back in time for the game tonight though.
Clifford: A'ight dude. I'll prolly take the whole team down to the field for some much needed practice.
Me: Alright, just make sure Chef isn't the only one left in here with Robin, okay?
Clifford: But Gonzo's okay?
Me: Hardly. You know that.
Clifford: Heh heh, just messin' with ya dude. Have a nice day, see ya later.
Me: Yeah, thanks Cliff, bye!