Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Me: Ah, you know what I love about today, the third of October?
Clifford: It's a Tuesday?
Me: Uh, no.
Uncle Deadly: It's exactly twenty days until your birthday?
Me: Heh, but who's counting? I mean besides The Count that is. But, uh, no that's not it either.
Gonzo: Is it because today is national Log Appreciation Day?
Me: ...Definitely not.
Camilla: Bagawk? Bawk buck byuck bawk bawk?
Me: Yes! That's exactly it!
Clifford: What? What's exactly what?
Me: What's exactly what? So you're saying if what equals what, then what has to also equal what?
Clifford: What?
Me: Sorry, I've got geometry on the brain.
Gonzo: Doesn't that hurt?
Me: Well, yes but-Oh, nevermind!
Uncle Deadly: I thought it was geometry mind.
Me: *smirks* Anyway, the point I was trying to get across was-
Gonzo: Point A intersecting at point C with point B?
Me: Enough with the geometry puns already! I don't have any homework! Can we keep my mind somewhat empty?!
Clifford: How is that different from any other day?
Me: Sheesh...Gonzo, come on, we're gonna go do commentary.

 

[BEAR]

Grover: (In the reading room with a story) Oh, hello, Ryan! What a nice day for a story, is it not? You know what else I love about today?
Telly: What?...

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So why don't we try your new Dance Dance Revolution game that Bryan gave you for you birthday, Zoe!

ZOE: This is going to be fun!!!

LITTLE BIRD: I can try

BABY BEAR: I hope this game is good!

 

[Java]

So guys, what I'd miss?

Sprocket: Ruff, arruff ruff grrr grrowl ruff.

Okay, anything else exciting?

Brian (TSD): Not really, that covers it. Why don't you go down to the reading room and catch up.

I think I will. Are you coming?

Brian (TSD): Are the stories any good?

You have no idea how good they are. Let's go.

 

[The Count]

And you have no idea how long we've been waiting for an update to The Great Desire, Melissa.

Count: Thank you Bryan... But at least I had my time in the spotlight during Follow That Bird!
Hey guys... Good dinner huh? Got us some sandwiches from the Rock & Roll Deli on Chris Cerf Street.
Cookie: You want cookie?
No thanks.
Cookie: Ooh, more for me!
Count: Get back here you tricky Cookie Monster!
*Chases after.
Yeah... Remember, I have that surprise for you.
Cookie, stopping: What you got Ed?
Well, lemme get things ready...

*Puts cookies away in fridge, and pulls out...
Cookie: *Gasp, that for me?!?
Yep. There's a piece for each of us. A dessert we happen to like, picked it up at Mike's Bakery on Monday when shopping for groceries.
Cookie: What this cake called?
Count: Vhat else? Devil'sfood cake!
Yes... Chocolate cake with chocolate icing and these little chocolate chippy shells in the mix as well.
Cookie: This remind me of that kid who got chocolate cookie all over mouth.
Heh, yeah, I remember that one too... Funny stuff.
Come on, let's have our dessert and then brush our teeth before getting ready for bed.

 

[The Count]

*After Cookie and Count are fast asleep.

Hmmm, now what monster could I make Piggy into? I mean, I have the Creature from the Black Lagoon based on Kermit and the Ogre based on Fozzie. Guess I'll have to go through my monster roster to find a suitable candidate. Wonder if Ru'd have any suggestions. Think I'll give her a quick call, just to see if she's in at the moment.

*Finishes call. Well, at least she knows. Oh, the dorms were brought to you by the letter C and by the number 3.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Hmm...thought Ed would have posted the calendar today like he said.
Bry: Speaking of calendars... I am afraid I'm going to have to go out of town this week.
Telly: When?
Bry: Well, I'm leaving tomorrow and will be back on Saturday.
Herry: Where are you goin'?
Bry: San Francisco. I'm visitting a friend up there. So, until I get back you guys can go hang out with some of our friends here at the Dorms.
Grover: Even Herry and I? What is to become of us?
Bry: Right...well, I guess I will have to ask someone else to look after you until Kyle comes back. The Cookie Monster is staying with Ed, so maybe you two would like to join them.
Herry: Sounds good to me. How 'bout you, Grover?
Grover: I suppose that will do.
Bry: Good! Now let's see...what to do with the rest of you...
Bert: Well, I think Ernie and I are capable of staying here in the room alone without supervision.
Bry: That is true, Bert. You are very responsible.
Ernie: Oh, come on, Bert! Why not stay somewhere else for a change. It'll be like a mini vacation. Bryan's going on one, so why don't we?
Bry: He also has an excellent point.
Bert: Oh...alright, Ernie. Who are we going to stay with?
Ernie: Well, I always thought it would be fun to stay in Ryan's room. You know? With Gonzo and Clifford and those guys.
Bert: Okay.
Telly: I want to stay with Kyle!
Bry: Telly, Kyle isn't here right now.
Grover: Yes, why do you think we are here?
Telly: Oh yeah! I forgot.
Big Bird: Hey, maybe Beth will take care of us, Telly. And it would be fun to play with Abby again.
Telly: Nah, she's always busy now.
Big Bird: Ya never know unless you ask. It's either that or maybe Kathy.
Bry: Kathy's been sick though and I wouldn't want to put that pressure on her right now. She needs to be able to relax. (Aside to Big Bird) And I don't think she is quite ready for Telly's antics yet.
Big Bird: So...Beth?
Bry: Yeah, Big Bird. You and Telly will go with Beth. Let me just make those calls now. (calls up Ed, Ryan and Beth)
Big Bird: Yay! We'll get to see Abby again! Hey, I wonder if she's learned any other tricks.
Oscar: She might end up turning your hamster into a pumpkin, Telly.
Telly: Not Chucky Sue!
Bry: Oscar!
Oscar: Hehehehe!

 

[The Count]

*Gets bat-phone. Hello commissioner? Oh sorry Bry, wrong bat-phone.
Sure... Grover and Herry would be welcome down here till either you or Kyle get back.
Cookie, overhearing: Ooh... Me friends coming to stay with us?
Count: Ah ha! That'll be 3, 3 merry monsters!

The calendar'll be posted a little later today. Was waiting for the new day (new page) to start. That, plus there's another fanfic author who might be joining us, she still hasn't picked out a Muppet roommate though.
Hope that's OK, have a good day. Oh, did you find the thread I sent you? Reason I was asking about that first building after Big Bird's nest from the Around the Corner set is to know if I could get away with calling it 4-5-6 Sesame Street and have Monty in my own S7 scheme, or if it'd be inaccurate to do so call it the SS Schoolhouse and have Herbert Birdsfoot in that S7 spot instead.
Hope to talk to you before you leave, have a good day buddy.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *leaving for school* Hey Bry, I'd be glad to take Ernie and Bert in! I'm sure the others wouldn't mind either. Just send them on over and I'll be home after school.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth *on the phone with Bryan*: Of course Big Bird and Telly can stay with us! The more the merrier! Send them on down!
Abby: Big Bird and Telly are coming?! I'm so excited!
Maurice: Me too, it will be nice to have another monster here until I go back to Kyle's
Red: This should be fun, I like those guys
Wanda: I don't know if I've met them, but I've seen Big Bird alot
Beth: Yep, hard to miss him. All right, Abby you and Telly can share your bed, I'm thinking we'll let Big Bird kind of set up his nest in the corner over there and we'll be all settled
Red: When are they coming?
Beth: I think Bryan's leaving today
Abby: So they should be here soon!