Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: What are we going to do tonight

ELMO: I know, why don't we Go to Birdland

ZOE: Yeah

LITTLE BIRD: And see Hoots the Owl perform good music!

ZOE: And good times together!!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *yawns* Man, that was some night last night huh Cliff?

Clifford: You shouldn't be talking! I was the one waiting tables.

Me: But I was the one who wore myself out dancing and singing karaoke!

Clifford: Yeah, and you wore the audience out with your karaoke too...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Listen here, Beau, you can't repaint our appartment! I just won't have it! You did that before, so many times I can never be sure what color it will be next!
Bobo: *holding mobile phone* A text?
Bo: The REMOTE!
Bobo: The GOAT?
Bo: Little reference there...
Beau: I don't get these...

 

[RedDragon]

I'm never going on vacation again...it's to much work <collapses>

L: <pokes me with stick> I think she's dead..

I am not...just pooped...

L: Literally?

No, not literally! That's disgusting!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Nyssa's pooped
Beau: Litterly?
Bobo: What is that? Sounds trashy?
Bo: Litterly? It's...er...meant to be literally.
Bobo: No! that's disgusting!

 

[daughterdeadly]

Ally: *Hangs up phone after talking for quite a while and sighs...*

Emmett: Who was it?

Ally: Oh, that was the PTA president (last year) from my old school...

Emmett: *A little surprised.* Um, why was she calling?

Ally: Well... my mom and her are sorta' friends, seeing that my mom works at the school as well... and anyways, she seems to remember me and wants me to babysit her two kids...

Emmett: Wow! Did you say 'yes?'

Ally: Yeah. It's next Thursday... It's from, like, about 5:30 to midnight...

Emmett: That's a long time...

Ally: Yes, I know, but I'll be getting paid $10 an hour!

Emmett: *Shakes his head.* That's sure a ton of money!

Ally: Well, Yeah!!! And what's better is that it's gonna' be my very first time babysiting!

Emmett: Um... How exactly is that a good thing?

Ally: Oh, um... I dont know. But, however, the kids do seem pretty nice... so... It shouldn't be too hard.

Emmett: Well, good. *Looks around abit.* Now what do you want to do?

Ally: Um... you wanna' play cards?

Emmet: Yeah! *He digs through the piles of junk under Ally's bed and finally finds a deck of playing cards...*

 

[Erine81981]

*kicks open door* VACATION TIME! WHHHHHOOOOOO!!!

Grover: Ever since Kyle has been home he has been in denial.

Herry: I hope he's ok.

Telly: And Bryan wants me to stay here. I'm getting worried. *starts running around the dorms*

Big Bird: Uh Kyle?

Yes Big Bird?

Big Bird: Grover said your in denial. What is that?

Oh Big Bird, Grover was just kidding. He's just never seen me this way. I'm so happy to be away from work for 12 days.

Big Bird: For 12 days! YEA! *starts dacing around the room*

Rosita: This is fun Kyle. ¡qué divertido! *daces around too*

Oh what fun we'll have!

Oscar: *pokes in* Heh heh heh heh heh....all that nosie. I think I'll enjoy all this.

Snuffy: *outside the window* Hey Bird?

Big Bird: *looks out window* Hey Snuffy!

Snuffy: What are ya'll doing up there?

Big Bird: Where celebrating Kyle's vacation time.

Snuffy: Gee that sounds fun. Can I join?

Big Bird: Come on up.

Rosita: How will Snuffy get up here? He's too grande.

Big Bird: Oh dear..*eyes get worried*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Ok guys, I'm off! *grabs suitcase*

Gonzo: WHAT?! *grabs Ryan's leg* You can't go! You just got back!

Me: Relax Gonzo, I'm only going to be gone til Tuesday or Wednesday. Promise.

Clifford: Well what about us man, where are we stayin'?

Me: Right here. I figured you guys'd wanna be home in the dorm room.

Cantus: You know us too well my friend. We will miss you.

UD: Yes, so until Tuesday or Wednesday, farewell!

Me: See you guys!

Camilla: Bagawk!!

 

[Erine81981]

Big Bird: Kyle? Kyle? Kyle?

What is it now Big Bird?

Big Bird: Rostia said that Snuffy is to grr-an-d. What does that mean?

It's not grand. It's grande. It mean that Snuffy is to large.

Big Bird: You got that right, Kyle. Ha ha ha ha ha....Uh oh...

What is it now Big Bird?

Big Bird: That means that Snuffy can't get up here. Oh what am I going to do? Oh dear.

Don't worry Bird. We can go outside and play out there. Sound good?

Big Bird: Oh right! Come on everybody. We're going outside!

Rosita: ¡hurra!

Grover: Yes! I can teach everybody some dancing moves. Lets take it outside everybody!

Herry: Cool. Come on Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: Me got to get dacning shoes.

*sees Telly out in hallway* Come on Telly. Were going outside.

Telly: Oh yes! Pogostick time! *runs to Bryan's room and gets it*

Would you like to join us Oscar?

Oscar: Me? You want me to join ya'll outside?

Sure. If you want to. You don't have to if you don't want to.

Oscar: Ok. Ok. Ok I get it. Scram! I'll be out there later. *close trashcan lid*

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: Wanna hear my joke?
Bo: Sure, why not.
Bobo: *slurps coke* What happened to the indian who drank too much tea?
Bo: *frowns*
Beau: I know! He drowned in his toupee.
Bobo: *frowns also*
Bo: I think something wasn't right there...