Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Didn't seem that way given the prologue... 7000 posts here in the dorms, man it's been quite a ride. Seeing as how some people have moved away, I'm not sure about some of the new measures I was planning to install at the anniversary this September. Oh well, we'll just see how it goes between now and then.
*Has a thought on a surprise for Bryan. Will be at the campus today, will probably work on a few things here and once I get back home in the afternoon.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Seeing as how some people have moved away,

Who moved away?

 

[The Count]

Sorry, just meant that there are some who haven't posted here in a while. Hope this helps.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: Well, we're still here!

Jim: *Looks over at Sara who's conked out on the bed, exhausted* Not all of us..

Scooter: Job hunting twas what did this one in. *laughs at the stupid accent he just pulled out of thin air. He walks over and shakes her shoulder softly. She just sighs and turns over.* She is exhausted.

Jerry: Eh, let her sleep.

Frank: It'll do her good.

Sara: ...no...dabby, no horsey ride....want mopa car...

Scooter: What did she just say?

Jim: I think she didn't want to ride the horses, but wanted a Muppet car from her Daddy.

Jerry: It's a little scary just how good you can decipher people's mumblings sometimes, Jim.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth paces nervously as Red and Mokey read the latest chapter in her story*
Red: Wow
Mokey: I know
Beth: Are you guys mad? I don't have to keep going
Red: No, I'm not mad
Mokey: Of course not! This is just a story! I understand that you have to do things like this for plot purposes
Red: Yeah, look at all the times Sara's tortured Scooter in her stories
Mokey: Really, it's ok
Beth: Thanks guys, I appreciate that.
*Cantus enters the room*
Cantus: What are you ladies discussing
Mokey: Beth's story, you've got to read it
Cantus: All right, let me pull up a chair
*they read over the story together*

 

[The Count]

Good thing I stocked up on these little babies at Mike's Bakery before getting back.

*Leaves boxes of number cookies, wrapped with our familiar Batty Bat paper, at Rooms #3, 22, and 29's doorsteps.
There are extra 7's in Bryan's box, hope that cheers him up.

*Leaves another box at Room #26 in hopes of stopping Cookie Monster from getting the others.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Matthew: So, what do you guys want to do tonight?

Animal: EAT!!!!!!! EAT!!!!!

Matthew: Yes Animal, we'll go to Everybody Eats in a little while.

Dr. Teeth: After we eat lets take out Fraggle Rock: First Season and go and show it downstairs so everyone can see it!

Matthew: Good idea Dr. Teeth! Hey Lips! Lips?

Lips: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Matthew:: I'll go and tell the other dormies about tonight and then we'll go eat, ok?

Dr. Teeth: Ok!

 

[Erine81981]

Look Cookie Monster. Look at what I found outside the door in the hall.

Cookie M: *eyes widend* COOKIES! COWABUNGA! *jumps into air and grabs the box full of cookies*

Glad to be a servers. *whispers outside the door* Thanks Ed and Count. Cookie won't no a thing. *ding* My chef boradee is done.

Grover: *puts his bowl in microwave* I love the cute little abcs in mine. My mommy always gave me spaghtti and meatballs. Mmmmmmuh!

Herry: I have the beefroine. I just love this stuff.

Same here. *URP!* Excuse me.

Everyone starts laughing

 

[The Count]

No prob Kyle... Think I'll head on downstairs and catch me some Z's. Hmmm, could be a letter of the day there.
*Letter Z pops up on common room's TV screen.

And thanks to Bryan... 7's today's number.
*Storm cloud shoots lightningbolt, which looks like a number 7 cause of the lower part visible beneath the cloud.

Good night everyone.

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: (Snoring from his caveroom) ZZZZZZZZZZ...
Big Bird: (Snoring) Qua-qua-qua-qua-qua...
Rosita: (Snoring) Zzzzzzzz...
Telly: (Snoring) Zzzzzzzzz...
Bry: (Sitting at desk in front of the computer trying to focus and muttering softly to self) Seven more pages...
Hoots: (flies in room carrying a small box in beak. He lands on the desk and sets the box down.) Hey, Bry!
Bry: ...Just seven more...
Hoots: (Looking confused) Talkin' to yourself?
Bry: (Whispering) Shhh...keep it down. They're sleeping (gestures towards the slumbering Big Bird, Telly, Rosita, and Snuffy who is in his caveroom).
Telly: (Talking in his sleep) "My hat it has 3 corners...3 corners has my hat..."
Hoots: Oh. (lowers voice) Sorry. Sometimes I forget that you guys aren't creatures of the night like me.
Bry: Yeah.
Hoots: But you're up awfully late tonight. What gives?
Bry: Oh, it's this final paper I have to write for my Ethics class. I have to choose and answer three of these questions, and each answer needs to be about 4-5 pages long.
Hoots: Holy piccolo. How much have you written so far?
Bry: Only five pages total, and it's due in my teacher's office by 10 o'clock in the morning. I'll probably be up all night.
Hoots: Well, maybe these will help. They are number cookies left by Ed and The Count.
Bry: Oh, really? That was nice of them. I'll have one right now.
Hoots: Try the "7".
Bry: Why?
Hoots: Cuz it's the Number of the Day.
Bry: Mmm...who knew the Number of the Day could taste so good?
Hoots: (laughs) Hehehe.