Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Sorry guys...

Count: Is something the matter?
No... Was just watching the tribute special for Jim... Rully got me at moments.
UD: A fine fellow he was, of truly infinite gest.
Yes... And I got the two TMS pilot specials as an added bonus.
UD: Ah, a shame we never found out which was the deadliest of the sins...
Count: Yes, but it vas vonderful to count them... 7, 7 deadly sins!
Hee, yeah, come on guys... Me thinks there are some updates waiting for us in the reading room.

 

[The Count]

UD: Eduardo... That cake you ordered from Angie's got here.
Hexcellent... Count, do you have the number 20?
Count: Fright here!
And you got the candles Uncle Deadly?
UD: Yes, casting such an eerie glow.

OK, we'll take this up to Room #27 and leave it on their doorstep.
*Takes cake wrapped in box with packet of candles and number 20, leaving it at Room #27's doorstep. Hope Peter likes it... It's a rainbow cake and it has a frosting image of Elmo in the red, Zoe in the orange, Little Bird in the yellow, Kermitin the green, Herry and Grover and Cookie in the blue and indigo, and my namesake in the violet bows of the cake's top artwork. Angie does rully lovely work like that down at Mike's Bakery on Ganz-Cooney Street.
UD: That's the one just across the road from Hunt Street fright?
Yep... Come on guys, let's get some dinner.

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter: Whoa!, Ed, The Count and Uncle Deadly game me a cake and candles on the Doorstep

ELMO: Wow

ZOE: Neat

LITTLE BIRD: Whoa!

PETER: It has Elmo, Zoe, Little Bird, Kermit, Herry, Grover and Cookie Monster in Blue and Indigo

ZOE: Wow!

ELMO: We want to sing happy birthday to Peter

LITTLE BIRD: Yeah

PETER: I got to light the candles the magic way, EVERYBODY

ELMO, ZOE AND LITTLE BIRD: 1, 2, 3

(the candles magically appear on the cake)

ELMO, ZOE AND LITTLE BIRD: Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday dear Peter, Happy Birthday To You!

LITTLE BIRD: Make A Wish

ZOE: And Blow Out The Candles

ELMO: Blow out the Candles

PETER: (blows out the candles)

ALL: Yay!!!!

PETER: Now time for some cake and Ice Cream, I do Chocolate, Elmo what do you want?

ELMO: Vanilla

PETER: Zoe!

ZOE: Vanilla!

PETER: Little Bird

LITTLE BIRD: Vanilla

PETER: Okay, we will give a slice to you Elmo and some ice cream

ELMO: Thanks, Peter

PETER: You're Welcome, and Zoe, a slice of cake and scoop of ice cream

ZOE: Thanks a Lot, Peter!

PETER: You're Welcome, Zoe, a slice of cake and scoop of ice cream, Little Bird

LITTLE BIRD: Thank you, Peter

PETER: You're Welcome and a slice of cake and scoop of ice cream for Myself, Enjoy

ELMO: Thank You

ZOE: We are watching Deal or No Deal!

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: (laughing) Hehehee! Well, I guess it'll be no surprise what the Number of the Day is.
Snuffy: Umm...what is it?
Big Bird: (Patting him on the snuffle) Oh, Snuffy...
Bry: Hey, let's get those presents over to Peter, huh.
Telly: Right!
Hoots: Where are they?
Rosita: Over here! (comes out of closet with arms full of things)
Bry: Wait a second. Someone forgot to wrap them.
Big Bird: Telly, wasn't that your job?
Telly: Oops. Sorry.
Rosita: That's okay, Telly. We can do it now. I'll help you.
Telly: Thanks, Rosita!
Bry: Let's see here...(looking through Peter's gifts in DVD boxes) We got the complete first season of Colambo ...and the Best of Monsterpiece Theatre.
Telly: He'll love that one!
Rosita: What's this? (holding reciept of some kind)
Bry: Oh, that is a proof of purchase certificate. Peter will now be getting the Sesame Street Game Show Channel with all the great old game shows hosted by Guy Smiley and Sonny Friendly.
Telly: Yeah and the one and only episode of Oscar's game show.
Bry: Wasn't that called "What Happens Next?" or something like that?
Telly: Yep! One time there was a "What Happens Next?" marathon and they just played that same one episode over and over! It was pretty rotten!
Bry: Well, I just hope he likes his presents.
Big Bird: Me too!
Rosita: Okay, they're all wrapped and ready!
Bry: Great! I'll just leave these by the door.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Well, Bryan, Telly and Rosita and Snuffy and Big Bird gave me some DVD's- the complete first season of Colambo ...and the Best of Monsterpiece Theatre.

ELMO: What else did they give you

PETER: I will be getting the Sesame Street Game Show Channel with all the great old game shows hosted by Guy Smiley and Sonny Friendly. I Like my Presents!

ZOE: Wow

LITTLE BIRD: Guy Smiley and Sonny Friendly

ELMO: Man Sesame Street must miss those game show hosts (feeds his fish)

PETER: Yeah!

ZOE: Why don't we watch a little Squeal of Fortune, before we go to bed

LITTLE BIRD: I Have Birdkateers meeting with Elmo and Me tomorrow

ELMO: And after that, we are going to view some Colambo episodes

PETER: Good Night Elmo and Zoe and Little Bird

ZOE: Good Night Elmo and Little Bird and Peter

ELMO: Good Night Little Bird and Zoe and Peter

LITTLE BIRD: Good Night Elmo and Zoe and Peter!

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: I hope Peter liked his presents.
Telly: Yeah, me too!
Bry: Yeah, me too, guys. I need to call up Ed. I think he needed my help with something. (calls room 1)

 

[Erine81981]

Guys did ya'll wrap those gifts for Peter?

Grover: Not me.

Herry: I forgot all about that.

Well we can give him his tomorrow. Sorry guys getting back late from the mall.

Herry: It's alright. I fixed some those chicken dinners.

Thanks Herry. Your good help.

Cookie M: But me not get no cookie.

Not every day you will get a cookie. I didn't get no DVD today or anything else expect for a copule of Dragon Ball comic books. Heh heh...

Cookie M: Me want cookie!

Herry: Just give him one. I didn't want to not give him one and you get mad.

Don't worry about that Herry. Cookie can have as many cookies he wants. He'll get tired of them and won't want to eat them that much. Here Cookie Monster. *throws cookie in the air*

Cookie M: *jumps in the air and catches cookie in mouth* Mmmmmm good cookie! URP! Sorry.

Oh by the way. I'm off tomorrow and I thought if anyone wanted to go to the Zoo I would take anyone. Get some sleep and I'll see ya'll tomorrow. Good Night.

Grover: Cool!

Herry: YEAH!

Cookie M: Oooo elephants!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *writing*
Bobo: *eating*
Beau: *thinking*
Bo: Do you think-
Bobo: Hey, this is tast-
Beau: Hey, is-
Bo/Bobo/Beau: Sorry, after you...

 

[The Count]

And this post makes #6700... So I'd like to thank everyone who's been part of the MC Dorms through its one and a half years... We've made this the longest-running thread on Muppet Central. The second longest was the old Ask Ken thread when the Muppets line was going strong. So again... Thanks to everybody who's popped into the dorms and stayed for a spell or two.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Sorry I haven't been posting in this thread very much, I have been really busy lately. I'll try to post another story within the next few days.