Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, look! There it is!
Snuffy: What?
Big Bird: The sign, it's the sign! We found Sesame Street!
Snuffy: It is?
Big Bird: Yeah, and I would know the smell of Alan's birdseed cookies anywhere. We made it! Yay!!

 

[BEAR]

(Hoots is sitting atop an upright piano on the side of a little stage in the arbor area)

Hoots: Great opener, Baba and Pops! Alright, everyone! Welcome to the sing-along party celebrating Sesame Street. We...what a second. Who do I see over there? Its my favorite big feathered buddy Big Bird and Snuffy!! And there's Gonzo and Camilla! They made it!!

Telly: They're here!
Big Bird: (Walking up the street) Are we late?
Bry: There you are! (I run up and give them all a big hug) Where in the world have you been? (at Gonzo).

Hoots: Alright! Come and join us, guys. Now that we're all here, let's get this party started. Now, who wants to start this? We got Rowlf and Prairie here to play piano, my man Cantus adds to the musical atmospere and I got my sax. There is nothing we can't play.

 

[Erine81981]

Good me and the monsters will do a little diddy. Are you ready boys? Hit it!

*music starts, we dance around a bit*

Me: Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
Eight hours, for what
Oh, tell me what I got
I've done this feeling
That time's just holdihg me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this club
Now I gotta cut

Me and the Monsters: Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose

Oscar pops up

Wow, Oscar. Your here.

Oscar: Yea so?

Sing then!

Oscar: Oh yea.

Oscar: You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your heart
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you

Cookie cuts in

Cookie Monster: That life ain't passing you by
Me trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try
You can fly if you'd only cut

Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Oowhee, Marie
Shake it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon let's go
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose

Herry: We got to turn you around

Me: You put your feet on the ground

Grover: Now take a hold of your ball

Ok. Everyone yell!

*everyone yells*

Cookie Monster: Me turning it loose

Everyone: Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose *repeat*

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Hey, nice song, guys! Looks like Rosita is next on the list.
Rosita: Si, thank you, Hoots. I would like to dedicate this song to my friend, Stinky.
Stinky: Me? Oh, boy! No one has ever sung to me before!
Rosita: I learned this song from Luis.

(sings) Tu me gustas.
That means "I like you."
(Stinky: You do!?)
I really like you.
(Stinky: Aww...)
Me gustas tu.
I like your little face.
I like your funny voice.
(Stinky: Funny voice!?)
I like your pretty leaves, I really do.
(Stinky: That's so nice!)

Tu me gustas.
That means "I like you."
I really like you.
Me gustas tu.
And so y espero
Que yo te guste, too.
And that means that I hope you like me
Like I like you.

Stinky: Oh that was so lovely! Thank you!!

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: Nice, Rosita. Come on, guys. I know more of you signed up to sing your hearts out. We'll be going all night!

 

[The Count]

Heh... Could make a joke here, but I think I won't. Only Oscar might like it.
Will come back when I've got a song to sing.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee:Morning Count.How have you been mon amigo?I've been ok.Going over my friend Sean's house around one this afternoon,just to hang out.Finishing up my laundry,and watching The Monkees' movie 'Head',enjoyable flick.Hope all the new members are enjoying their stay here in the dorms.

 

[theprawncracker]

I believe we're next on the list Bry,

If you're ever in a jam,
Here I am!

Camilla: Bawk ba bawk bawk ba
Bawk bawk bawk bagawk!

Gonzo: If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
I'm your bail.

All: It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!

Ladle ladle ladle dig dig dig!

UD: If you're ever down a well,
Ring my bell.

Cantus: If you ever catch on fire,
Send a wire.

If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine,
Borrow mine.

All: It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship,
When other friendships have ceased to jell,
Ours will still be swell.

Ladle ladle ladle hep hep hep.

Gonzo: If they ever black your eyes,
Put me wise.

Clifford: If they ever cook your goose turn me loose.

Camilla: Bawk!

Clifford: Hypothetical of course...

UD: If they ever put a bullet through your brain,
I'll complain.

All: It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke, ours will still be oke.

Ladle ladle ladle goof goof goof.

Cantus: If you ever lose your mind,
I'll be kind.

Gonzo: Aww, thanks.

If you ever lose your shirt,
I'll be hurt.

Gonzo: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh.

All: It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.

Clifford: If you ever crack your spine,
Drop a line.

UD: If you ever cut your throat,
Drop a note.

Gonzo: If they ever make a canibal stew out of you,
Invite me too! Ha ha!

All: It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick.

Ladle ladle ladle-

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk

Gonzo: Ah ha ha!

All: When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk!

Gonzo: Ah ha ha!

Wow guys that was fun! And actually kinda good!

 

[The Count]

*Answering machine in Room #1: Hello, we're not at home fright now. We've gone to Sesame Street for the weekend. If you want to leave a message, please wait until the sound of the thunderclap.
Count: Ah ha! 1 new message!
*Thunderclap is heard.

*JFS's message is left.

Hmmm, think I'll call up JFS and see how she's doing. Wonder if the EM can come out even if it's just for the day. Oh well, I hope she's OK even if they can't join us...

 

[The Count]

OK, we're next on the list... Hope everything's set up for the song...


Me: Down Grand Bahama 'neath the stand-up palm
On an island called Green Turtle Key,
People sit and stare at the man who's there
Counting coconuts night and day.
You'll find him dressed in a cape in the island sun,
Got no time to rest 'til his counting's done
Never gets depressed 'cause he's having fun,
He's the Coconut Counting Man
Tell everybody now

Count: I'm the Coconut Counting Man

Me: Everybody

Coconut Counting Man's Birds: He's the Coconut Counting Man

Me: Watch him count now

Count: One, two, three...oh oh yeah, four five six seven, I love it, wonderful coconuts!

Me: A-ha, Wonderful!
When the tropical breeze blows the nuts from the trees
Everybody spies while he's counting
Oh they glow and smile 'cause his coconut pile
Is growing big as a mountain
Sure as stars are bright, and water's deep
He'd rather count all night than go to bed and sleep
He counts coconuts instead of sheep
He's the Coconut Counting Man
Tell the people

Count: I'm the Coconut Counting Man

Me: Everybody now

CCM Birds: He's the Coconut Counting Man

Me: Watch him count

Count: 16, 17, 18, 19, yes, 20, ha ha! I love these coconuts!

Me: Big numbers! Uh-huh. Wonderful!
I never got his name, don't know from where he came
But there's one thing that is true
No coconut amount's too big for him to count
You can count on him to count for you
Everybody now

Count: One and two, three four five,
It's wonderful to be alive!
Yes, I'm so proud as proud can be that I've
Been the Coconut Counting Man

Me: Everybody now

CCM Birds: He's the Coconut Counting Man
He's the Coconut Counting Man
He's the Coconut Counting Man

Me: Let's hear it, Count

Count: Yes, oh, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 Coconuts ha ha ha!

Me: Ah, that's a lot of coconuts!

Count: Yes

Me: Yes sir, I think the island's sinking!

Count: Ah, we need to find a bigger island anyway.

Me: Yes, but I've got you, so what else matters?

Count: Ha ha ha! Let's eat.