Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

My Name is Peter Wiggins, and are you Elmo and Zoe

Elmo: Yes!

Zoe: Yes!

Elmo and Zoe: Hi! Peter

I'm From Norton, MA and that's south of Boston and I just graduated fron Norton High School this year and I go to Massachusetts School of Information Technology in Taunton, and my parents went to heaven in 2003 and my brother is watching over me and I'm okay

Elmo: Peter, me and Zoe, and all the other dormies are going to keep you company, Okay!

Zoe: Pete, i'm sorry to hear your parents died, and Elmo says you are moving on

and In the summer, i make fictional TV listings from the past for cities all around the country and I should have a museum dedicated to my tv listings and a library because all the programs are recorded.

Elmo: Wow!

Zoe: That is interesting

So are we going to visit some friends!

Elmo and Zoe: Yes!

 

[tvlistingman]

Where are we going to go first,

Elmo: How about Room 26, where Kyle, Cookie, Herry and Grover live

Zoe: Okay

Hi!, My Name is Peter J. Wiggins and who are you

Kyle: I'm Kyle!

Peter: Hey Kyle! Whassup!

Kyle: Good!

Elmo and Zoe: Hi Cookie Monster, Hi! Grover, Hi! Herry!

EVERYBODY (Cookie, Grover and Herry): Hi!

Elmo: Everybody! I would like you to meet our new roommate, Peter J. Wiggins!!!

Peter: Hey Cookie Monster!

Cookie M: Hello! Peter! How are you doing!

Peter: That's Good!!, Hi Grover

Grover: Hello! Petey! How are You Doing

Peter: Good, and I take walks to Five Corners in Easton,MA, B.J's in Taunton and Downtown Norton

Grover: Wow! That is good Exercise

Peter: Hi! Herry

Herry: Hello! Peter, Grover has been telling me you take long walks

Peter: That's True!

So I create fictional TV Listings on the computer in the summer and I used it to create a fictional TV/Video library which I have over 200,000 videos and I am going to dedicate it tonight! Everybody can rent videos from the library
and the library is fictional

Everybody: Wow! that is unbelievable

Elmo and Zoe: Would you like to go visit someone else!

Peter: Sure okay Bye! Everybody

EVERYONE (Kyle, Cookie M, Grover and Herry): Bye!

Zoe: How about we go to room 29, where Bryan, Big Bird, Rosita, Snuffy and Telly live,

Peter: Yes, whoa! look at the creatures, they are big

Big Bird: What's your name?

Peter: I'm Peter J. Wiggins, I just moved here

Big Bird: oh! Peter, that's incredible and this is my best pal, Mr. Snuffleupagus

Snuffy: Hiya! Pete!

Peter: Hey! Snuffy!

Big Bird: Hi Elmo and Zoe!

Elmo and Zoe! Hi Big Bird and Snuffy! and this is Rosita and Telly,

Telly: Hi! Peter,

Peter:Hey Telly!

Rosita: Hola? Peter

Peter: Muy Bien!, and Rosita

Rosita: Yeah, Pete.

Peter: I can count to 10 in spanish

Rosita: Really

Peter: Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, and diez!

Telly: Wow!, Peter, I didn't know you spoke Spanish

Peter: Muchas Gracias

Elmo: Yeah, and he's been telling me that he knows all sorts of things,

Big Bird: You Do!

Peter: Hey! Bryan

Bryan: Are you Peter J. Wiggins

Peter: Yeah!

Bryan: How are you Petey!

Peter: Yeah and guys, the Current world series champions are the Boston Red Sox

Zoe: Wow, I didn't know you're a wiz in sports and all sorts of stuff

Big Bird: Yeah, and someone has been telling me that you create fictional TV listings on Microsoft Word at home

Peter: Yeah!

Snuffy: and you are going to open a library tonight dedicated to the tv listings you create and you have a lot of videos!

Peter: Yeah! and it is at 6 o'clock!, well bye-bye everybodee!

everyone: (Bryan, Big Bird, Snuffy, Rosita and Telly): Bye Elmo, Zoe and Peter!

Peter: Would you like to go to room 25

Elmo and Zoe: Yeah!

Peter: Hi!, my name is Ryan

Ryan: You must be Peter Wiggins

Peter: Yeah! Hi Ryan!

Ryan: Peter, this is Clifford

Peter: Hey! Clifford

Clifford: Hey! Peter

Ryan: This is Uncle Deadly

Uncle Deadly:Hi-Ho Petey!

Peter: Hello Uncle Deadly

Ryan: And this is the Great Gonzo

Gonzo: Hi Peter!

Peter: Hey! Gonzo you do a lot of great tricks

Elmo: Wow! Gonzo, where do you get all those tricks!

Gonzo: Stunt School!

Zoe: That's kinda neat!

Gonzo: and I hear you do fictional TV listings and Pete, I hear that you are going to open a Fictional TV listing library/ with a lot of videos dedicated to your work. Is that correct

Peter; That's Right, Gonzo, well, gotta go

Everyone: Bye! Peter

Peter: Hi!, Are you Ludo and Ambrosius!

Ludo and Ambrosious: Hi! Peter! and this is our roommate Nyazza

Peter: Hi! Nyazza

Nyazza: Hi-Ho! Pete!

Zoe: Do you want to go to Room 24!

Peter: Yes!

Rowlf: Bark Bark! Hey a visitior with Zoe and Elmo! Hi!

Zoe: Hey Rowlf!

Elmo: Rowlf, I would like you to meet this person who just checked in today, This is Peter J. Wiggins!

Rowlf: Well! Hello Peter!

Peter: Where is the Swedish Chef?

Rowlf: Say do you create fictional tv listings from cities around the country and you are going to dedicate and open a library that's dedicated to that, well the Swedish Chef is preparing meals for the dedication gala of the Peter J. Wiggins TV Listing Library and there are a lot of videos in there!

Peter: Wow!, Well gotta Go

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter J. Wiggins: (with Zoe and Elmo, over the P.A system): Everyone in their dorms, listen closely-- My name is Peter J. Wiggins and i moved here today and this summer I created fictional TV listings for cities around the Country and I'am going to dedicate a library to that and there is going to be a big video library, with over 200,000 videos of programs, so Everyone is invited

Elmo: Be There!

Zoe: Have Fun

Peter: Oh!, Meals will be provided! and this library is fictional

 

[BEAR]

(Telly double locks the door)

Bry: Telly, what are you doing?
Telly: Trust me.

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: Wow, it's awfully quiet in the dorms today.
Big Bird: Yeah, I wonder what everyone is up to.
Telly: Oh no! What if they all disappeared?...what if..what if they all got eaten by a big angry giant!? Quick, we gotta get outta here!! (jumps out window)
Bry: Don't look at me. You guys insisted he room with us.

 

[theprawncracker]

(Um...tvlistingman, you're not supposed to have other members and their dormies talk. Only you and your dormies can talk in your posts. Thanks!)

Hey Gonzo! I just saw you on TV!

Gonzo: Oh yeah that. Did you like it?

Loved it! And I saw Fozzie and Pepe! I have to go tell them!

*runs to Kevin and Fozzie's room and opens door*

Hey Fozzie I saw you on TV!

*runs to G-man, Rizzo, and Pepe's room and opens door*

Hey Pepe I just saw you on TV!

*runs back to my room*

Ok. I'm done.

 

[tvlistingman]

At the Gala for the Library

Peter: Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Peter J. Wiggins TV listing library, and here is the description of the library, there are going to be 60 computers that I store the data in and 20 microfilm stands where the data sometimes can be transferred into Microfilm and the big thing, we have over 200,000 videos on hand, if you want to get a video you can look at the database where you can either rent them or watch them at one of our 70 viewing stations around the library. It's only fictional

The swedish chef has prepared Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, Tacos, French Fries, Spaghetti, Bird seed things, Cookies, Ice Cream, Soda, Milk, Water, Juice, Fruits, Vegetables and all sorts of Food.

and the Library will close at 10 o'clock tonight, so feel free to browse around until 10 o'clock or you can return to your dorms which is near the library, OKAY!

 

[G-MAN]

GMan Rizzo and Pepe show up to the Gala
Rizzo: Say Pepe, let's get to the food before there's a crowd.
Pepe: Sorry, Ritso, I'm going to flirt with ze ladies cause I'm so gosh darned sexy it hurts, Hokay.
Me: (As Rizzo and Pepe rush off towards the food and girls) Hey you two, try not to cause any problems or I'll never take you to any grand openings ever again.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo! I just saw Animal to!

*runs to find Animal*

Where is he?

*runs back*

He doesn't live here any more!

Gonzo: You're not thinking of...

No of course not!

Gonzo: Phew, even I can't stand his messes!

Yeah well, if he cleaned them up, he'd be fine.

Clifford: Speaking of fine, there are some fine women down at the gala for that new library! You guys wanna go?

You go on. I've got homework out the wazoo!

Gonzo: Really? You have a wazoo? I thought only male Koozebanians had those.

Right.

Clifford: Well, I'm goin' down. I mean, what's wrong with free food and hot ladies?

UD: I think I shall go as well. I love to watch horror movies on the computer.

What about you Gonzo?

Gonzo: No, I'm gonna stay here. I've got a stunt to practice!

Don't make a hole in the wall. Ed's tired of the maintanince! *puts on robe and sits down at desk doing homework*

 

[The Count]

Well... Got things here at the dorms to take care of.

Hey Ryan, where'd you see the Muppets on TV? Sorry I couldn't talk to you guys earlier. Was studying, and the campus's internet connection went down.
Will talk after sorting through things.