Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Received it Bo. Gotta some stuff to take care of.
Will send you a reply with the newly elected Penguin Minister.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*sniffle*
Red: What's wrong?
I just wrote the latest chapter in my fanfic and it's kind of heartwrenching.
Red: Really?
Yeah, it just makes me really sad. BUT, it's going to get happier. All stories have happy endings.
Red: Well then you should look forward to that.
Oh I will. I also just found out that they might not be releasing a plush of your very dear friend Mokey.
Red: WHAT? No way will I stand for this! Let me at them!
Red, we can't control what the company decides to do.
Red: Well that's just not fair! There's a plush of all the rest of us!
Yeah, that's what I think too.
Red: Is there really nothing we can do?
I suppose we could write to the company, start a petition. I mean, it did work to get you and your friends on DVD.
Red: Ok, then let's do it!
All right, but it'll have to wait until at least tonight! I've got work to do!
Red: Oh, ok.

 

[RedDragon]

Well, one more week before school starts.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
But at least I won't be bored, right? WRONG!
My first class of the day is Chemistry, ewwwwwwww!
My second class is gym, double ewwwwww!
But on the up side, according to my brother I have the coolest Government teacher ever, Mr.Hanlon. My brother had him when he took Gov. and he said that his is a hard teacher, but he makes boring Gov. fun.
But, on the down side, my locker is in the Fine Arts wing. I'm not taking any Fine Arts! And it's totally far away from all my classes, damnable school. How I hate you SO MUCH!
Anyway, how are all you guys?

 

[The Count]

Doing OK... Just look on the bright side Nyssa. At least you have a friend in Lisa who's right there with you. Though she's going on a camping trip I hear.

Yeah... Same old school starter blues.
C'mon, let's drown ourselves in some light and fluffy ice cream floats.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Heh. Not so much a camping trip as just "camp." I wish it was real camping, with a tent and no bathroom and no shower and "oh, jeans count as shabbat clothes, sure!" But instead, it's cabins, and cold showers, and hot drinking fountains, and "skirts must be finger-tip length at least, and ladies, you can't wear pants durring shabbat services! Only during your free time" and most of my friends who usually go aren't going this year. Still, enjoyable, if only because we get to bang on the tables and sing at the top of our lungs. And don't you worry, Nyssa, I'll be right there with you on the first day of school. I get home about an hour and half before it starts, and thank goodness it's a late start day, or I'd miss my one chance to talk to the teacher about this stupid summer reading assignment.

Chef: Speekeeng ooff zee soommer reedeeng esseegnment, hoo's thet gueeng? Is it dune-a yet?

No, not done yet. It's being annoying, and for some reason I'm not figuring some of these questions out at all. I'll probably work on it a little more today, but right now, I need to pack.

(later...)

Rowlf: Let's see, you've got short sleeve shirts, long sleeve shirts, a sweatshirt... are you sure you need that much of a variety of clothes?

Yes. Trust me, I've been going for a few years. Sometimes it's roasting, sometimes you spend the entire week in a sweatshirt. One year, before I started going, it even snowed.

Chef: Snoo? In Oogoost?

Yes, snow in August. It's called Northern Wisconsin climate. I won't know exactly what the weather will be like until I get there. Although I'm willing to bet that first thing in the morning I won't want to get out of bed. It'll be freezing cold then. But, oh well. Let's see, what else do I need... winter coat, bedsheet, sleeping bag...

Rowlf: Wanna just look at the list?

Nah, lemme see how much I can remember on my own first... pants are still in the dryer... toiletries I still need... oh, siddur and tallit. Which siddur should I bring, guys?

Rowlf: What's a see-door?

It's a prayer book. I have three copies of the one we use. Should I bring hardcover, OA, or CHUSY?

Rowlf: What?

Never mind, let's get dinner.

 

[Beauregard]

And ladies, you can't wear pants durring shabbat services!

Bo: *overhearing* What the...?
Beau: Are you ok?
Bo: Just...find it strange that the ladies can't wear...
Beau: Bo, in America Pants mean trousers.
Bo: *blank stare*
Beau: See?
Bo: Oh! Ahahahahahahahaha! In England they mean something different...

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Lew: It's about time I can't believe you left us again.

Sorry Lew. Had to go on vacation.

Clifford: Hey man, don't worry, it's cool. We understand.

UD: Yes, but on a scarier note, did you get the DVD's yet Ryan?

No, but I'm going to later today! And as soon as I get 'em we'll watch 'em!

Clifford: Alright!

Eduardo: That sounds great!

 

[TogetherAgain]

IT'S TMS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

Rowlf: Yeah, I can see by your Kermit-the-Frog-socks that you're not excited at all.

<jumping around impatiently> Now we just have to wait for mommy to give me the moneyyyyyyyyy and for Meli to get hereeeeee so we can get to best buyyyyyyy so we can get it alreadyyyyyyyyyy I AM SO IMPATIENT!

Rowlf: I didn't need dvds to tell me that.

Wha-hey! Oh nevermind! Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hey Rowlf you know what?

Rowlf: What?

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights! It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight!

Chef: It's teeme-a tu poot oon mekeoop, it's teeme-a tu dress up reeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. It's teeme-a tu reeese-a zee coorteeen oon Zee Mooppet Shoo tuneeght. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Rowlf: Why me?

 

[Katzi428]

Hi Prairie...I'm back.
Prairie:Hey Kath*hugging me* You all right?
As all right as to be expected I guess. *setting my setting my suitcase down dejectedly & sighing* I miss my dad so much Prairie.Especially because today would have been his 61st birthday
Prairie:Oh Kathy!I'm so sorry!
Thanks.*dabbing at my eyes with a tissue* It's just not fair! My dad used to be so full of life. Now he's gone. When I was at home after my dad died I was over my friend's house, I told her that I wanted to scream & cry at the unfairness of it all. She told me to go on ahead. So I did & started hysterically crying.She just rubbed my arm & let me cry. I'm not going to do that here though. It'll scare the dormies out of their wits.
Prairie:Well...beating up a pillow or squeezing a stress ball helps.And if you want to cry, I'm right here for you.So are the other dormies. OK?
Yeah *snif*

 

[The Count]

Hey Kath... Good to see you back here. If you wanna talk or something...
Hope Prairie helps you through this, she's a good friend.

Oh, and there are chocolate chip brownies in the fridge if you want any.

BTW: Got my RC Kermit yesterday. Haven't opened 'em up yet, will later I hope.