Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[homerthegreat]

*Yawns and gets out of bed. Looks around at the messy room. Shakes Animal*

Wake up! We'll be late for class!

Animal: Animal hungry!

We'll get something on the way, let's go!!!

 

[The Count]

Hope Homerthegreat and Animal find the basket outside their room on their doorstep.

Hey floydnjanicefan and Telly... if you guys like, I can give you the key to Room #27. That way, you can be diagonally across from Cookie, Grover, and Herry, and Kyle. Also, 27 is a nice triangular number, since it's divisible by both 3 and/or 9.
LMK and I'll get you the key, that is if you want that room. If not, tell me which and I'll get you guys the keys.
Hope to hear from you soon, and have a good day.

 

[Luke]

Hey Count - thanks so much for the chocolate doughnuts, Gonzo's juggling them while i drink the Orange Juice!

 

[The Count]

Well... just so long as he doesn't start playing Bowling for Burgers with them. Uh, have you explained to him that they're made for eating?
Well, trust Gonzo to always find the quirks of life. Gotta get showered and dressed, heading out for my afternoon class and reading session.
Have a good time.

 

[Whatever]

Yeah, since when has Gonzo used anything for its actual purpose? Remember the asparagus pudding Muppetism?

 

[Erine81981]

Already up

Thanks Count. I'm glad you put an alarm on the donuts so Cookie wouldn't get them before me, Grover and Herry.

So is anyone doing anything tonight?

Would anyone want to go see a movie?

 

[floydnjanicefan]

Hope Homerthegreat and Animal find the basket outside their room on their doorstep.

Hey floydnjanicefan and Telly... if you guys like, I can give you the key to Room #27. That way, you can be diagonally across from Cookie, Grover, and Herry, and Kyle. Also, 27 is a nice triangular number, since it's divisible by both 3 and/or 9.
LMK and I'll get you the key, that is if you want that room. If not, tell me which and I'll get you guys the keys.
Hope to hear from you soon, and have a good day.

Thanks Count, that room would be great. Telly is really excited about living across the hall from his furry friends, especially in a triangular numbered room.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Sends an email to Count*

Hey, thanks for the donuts! We love these! We have to go to class, so this is a wonderful breakfast.

*They both rush out the door*
KEV: Wait. I'm 32, and haven't had any class since 1994.
FOZ: I can tell by the way your dressed!
BOTH: HAAAAAA!
KEV: Oh, well. I'll just go sit in some classes and pretend. Lunch time isn't too many hours away. That's the best part of school.
FOZ: Yes! Food poisoning has ALWAYS been my favorite subject!

*continue rushing to--someone's class...*

 

[Erine81981]

Sees Fozzie and Kev run out the door......

I wonder where there going?

Grover: To work. Fozzie I hear has a new job at the "Jokes for the insane."

Both: *laughs*

*walks in*

Hey there Count. Any calls? Grover found a new job. He's a monster nurse.

Grover: I help the old and sick. Fun job.

Yea but what about all those other jobs?

Grover: You mean: Waiter, Taxi Driver and FireFighter.

Yea.

Grover: What about them?

I mean how are you going to do them and all those other jobs?

Grover: Uh the same that I've been doing. Do them all. I'm Grover T. Monster. I can do anything I put my furry little brain to.

I wished I were like you and be able to do that. Your one super monster to me even w/out your git up.

Grover: Thanks Kyle. *hugs me*

 

[homerthegreat]

*homerthegreat and Animal are walking into their room.*
HTG: Ah, I have loads of homework! And we have nothing to eat! ):
*Spots basket outside room*
HTG: Huh?
*Animal runs up to it.*
Animal: Doughnuts!
HTG: Doughnuts?
*Pulls out the tag attached to the basket*
HTG (confused) : To Homer from Count... Why how nice! Hmmm...I should send him a card!
*Walks into room.*
Animal: Drums!
HTG: Oh yeah, we haven't got them yet, have we? I'll send Count an email or something...I don't think he's here right now... But before I get those drums, YOU have to clean up the mess you made!
*Animal looks around, sighs, and begins to pick up everything.*
HTG: Now that's more like it...