Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[christyb]

Waaayyy to many changes around here. *eyes the dynamite in the lobby* Okay so not too many

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Who left those eyes on the dynamite?
Bobo: They're mine...
Bo: Spares?
Beau: Ri-ight.

 

[The Count]

Better grab 'em before you put your I's out. , too late. Now J and K will be lonely. *Dynamite dudded out. Hmm, guess it wasn't up to snuff. *Tosses dynamite out the window, it explodes outside. Then again... So Christy, erm, you need a room? Or you just planning to sneak out in the middle of the night? That seems to be a very popular choice, dunno why though.

 

[christyb]

I'm gonna mebbe fix up ze bar and grill find TOGA and the old gang..if anyone comes around here anymore...ahhh zee old days...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: What's with everyone making us feel old?
Beau: Well, I'm so old I hadn't spoken since the Muppet Show...

 

[christyb]

I thought that was just a case of Larry G. Itis?

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Yeah, Larry was my writer...

 

[The Count]

Huh, thought it was James Laurenitis instead. Y'know, the football guy?

Toga? She's been trapped in that thing she calls a "life".
That Prawny kid doesn't even stop in anymore.
Kathy's on a cruise this week, news I'm sure.
UD: So when's she not on a cruise?
Count: She's on a cruise!
Sara's getting married but popped back in here recently.
Beth... Who knows where she's at these days.
Pepper? Never touch the stuff. Or rather she never touches the dorms.
Snowths' went missing about a year ago, something about needing a reprieve.
Vic hinted at that art museum of his opening again, promises, promises.

Anyone else? Nope, that's probably it.
*Huggles Christy.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *chasing flies*
Bobo: *eating cheese*
Beau: Are we filling in forms, or what?

 

[christyb]

I think it's an or what there actually.