Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Man... I'd so have <3'd to have gone to that event tomorrow... Oh well, at least I have some choices for a rare summer vacation later this year. *Hums to self from some Sesame/Muppet/non-related songs.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Man... I'd so have <3'd to have gone to that event tomorrow... Oh well, at least I have some choices for a rare summer vacation later this year. *Hums to self from some Sesame/Muppet/non-related songs.

Yeah - and don't worry, we'll bring back a full report!

 

[The Count]

Good... Looking forward to listening about it when you and the others like Steve come back. Corpse, he's heading down to Orlando for the Jim Henson's Fantastic World traveling exhibit the week after this... Haven't chosen where to go to use my credit card points this summer: EPCOT for the summer pin event, the Museum of Pintiquities; out to San Diego for the annual Comic Con; or off to DLR for the big bash celebrating the 40th of another haunt near and dear to my spooks' black hearts on 9-09-09.
Decisions, decisions...

 

[Erine81981]

It's getting close to my last stay here.

Herry: We really don't want to you see you go Kyle.

I know but i need some time to myself like i said before. But don't worry. I'll be back later on in this year.

Homer Honker: (whispers a honk to Herry) Honk.

Herry: Oh yea. I almost forgot about that. I've been meaning to talk to Ed about that. I'll call him tonight later on.

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf argharf!

Don't you worry there Wolfgang. It's not time just yet for me to leave. It'll be sometime next week.

Wolfgang: Arf?

I promise. So who wants to play.......water balloon fights!

Herry, Frazzle, Homer and Wolfgang: YEAH!

Come and catch me then. *runs out the door and down the hallways*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *watching TV* *shoots up* WHAT? ! This is RIDICULOUS! I can't beLIEVE it! It's a catastrophy! It's crazy! It's WRONG!
Ryan: *blink* Gonzo... it's just The Colbert Report.
Gonzo: He said THAT guy is a spokesman for the National Chicken Council! I'M the spokesman for the National Chicken Council! I was elected on a maverick ticket! This is un-American!
Sam: *stares* And you would know all about being un-American.
Gonzo: This is an outrage! How dare he?
Ryan: ...Gonzo... I don't understand what the big deal is. He's obviously an advocate of chickens.
Gonzo: Are you kidding me? He's trying to release the national chicken wing reserve! That means MORE chicken wings! Do you realize how long I've fought to disban chicken wing usage in restaurants? YEARS, Ryan! YEARS!
Ryan: I have no doubt about that, but--
Gonzo: I'm going to write someone! The PRESIDENT! I'm going to write President O'Charley's! I'm going to take this to the media! My case WILL be heard!
Ryan: At the volume your shouting everyone has already heard it... And it's President Obama... not O'Charley's. That's a restaurant. That probably serves chicken wings.
Gonzo: *gasps* The corruption is already so deep-rooted that it's stricken down our President? It's worse than I thought! CAMILLA! QUICK! Get me my Abraham Lincoln outfit! I cannot tell a lie--this will END!
Ryan: That was Washington.
Gonzo: What?
Ryan: Washington said, "I cannot tell a lie"; not Lincoln.
Gonzo: ...Well where am I going to get wooden teeth at THIS hour?
Ryan: *sighs*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* Clifford... Do you feel like... Oh, I dunno... Something's amiss?
Clifford: I feel like somethin's a'missing... If that's what you mean.
Ryan: *nods* It is, it is. It seems like this whole day has passed without slipping on a feather... or stepping on an egg...
Clifford: Mmhm. And I've spent the whole day lazing around... and I haven't once gotten hen-pecked!
Both: ...Camilla's gone!
Ryan: Where'd she go?
Clifford: *shrug* I don't know, man! Probably off to some cluckin' convention.
Ryan: Huh. Well... What should we do?
Clifford: ...I am kinda hungry.
Ryan: Clifford! ...I am too! Pizza?
Clifford: You know it!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *finishes a piece of pizza* MAN, that's good!
Clifford: *nods* You said it. ...Hey, I just realized somethin'.
Ryan: *takes a drink of water* What's that?
Clifford: Everybody's gone.
Ryan: *blink* *looks around* Huh. You're right!
Clifford: Mmhm.
Both: *sigh contentedly* *go back to eating pizza*

 

[Beakerfan]

Rizzo: *pops out from under the table* Heya hope ya don' mind... *begins to frantically chow down on the pizza*

Link: *walking down the hall, staring at himself in a hand-held mirror* He-lloooo handsome.... *walks into a door* Oof! *quickly straightens him clothes and hair* Hmph! *does a double take as he passes Ryan's room* Why she must be an angel. *straightens an imaginary tie and marches into the room* Hello everyone!

 

[The Count]

* goes to help Ed with more Muppet counting.

 

[The Count]

Hmm... Still haven't heard from Herry and the others about what they want to do for Kyle. Also, wonder if he might have the Ed Sullivan Muppet Christmas songs I'm looking for. *Deadly lifts Newsie and Lefty at the same time, planting them both with thundering Tombstones. Hmm, maybe Tony's in and can help me in locating those songs, the one where the reindeers keep breaking into bad puns with the snow dance and the one where some Muppet monsters try stealing toys from Santa himself before he gives them the toys meaning them for the monsters instead. *Keeps sorting, paying no mind to the freakish fracus outside.