Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Herry: Yes we had a wonderful thanksgiving. After we left the parade that day. Everyone there went out for a big feast.

Me and my dad's side of the family had great feast too.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk?

Yes. I went down to the basement and got all of mine and Herry's old christmas decorations. Maybe you, Frazzle and Wolfgang can add something of yours to our decorations.

Herry: That would be great for them to add to our old stuff.

Tomorrow we can start decorating. I'm going to head on to bed. Good night guys.

Herry: Good night Kyle.

Homer Honker: Honk honk.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: So, how was everyone's day?
Erin: Another long day at the paper, that's pretty much it.
Scooter: The vent system at the theater's really out of control; we can't decide whether to call in a mechanic or a priest.
Beige: Slept in, and spent part of the day mending my dustrags.
Storyteller: And I'm still sorting those ballads about the Poohbahs, and...when's Nora coming back?

(door creaks open)

Scooter: I'd say right now.

(Nora lurches through door, with luggage)

Nora: Hi, everyone...
Storyteller: Hello, hello, Nora...good grief, you look dead on your feet. One of you get her a bowl of soup.
Scooter: (heading toward kitchen) So how's your family?
Nora: The usual...the twins had an awful case of cabin fever, and they were ricocheting all over the place, Heather wasn't much better, and my brother's still his usual snooty self...
Erin: So long story short, everyone's fine and you had a good time.
Scooter: (returning with soup) Here you go. (sits down) At least you weren't at my house when my aunt left the squash souffle on the stove too long, and...
Beige: We heard it all the way over in the Cave.

 

[The Count]

*The occupants of Room #1 gather, sitting down in their seats inside a darkened theater room. From left to right you see silhouettes of the Count's triangularly hooded cape, Ed's human-shaped head, and Uncle D's dragon snout and horns. The movie begins playing...

Credits to the movie start rolling.
UD, reading the names for Ed's benefit: Joe Donn Baker.
Count: Ah... Another fat man movie.
UD: Mitt... Mittens?
Me: Joe Donn Baker is Mittens.
UD: Why does it look like he's caught in a wind tunnel?
Count, listening to the opening background music: Ah, I don't care. Just so long as it's got waka-chawaka music it's okay with me.
Uncle Deadly and I: Wakacha-wakacha-wakacha-wakacha-wakacha.
Count, singing: It vas the 3rd of December! A day I'll alvays remember!
Uncle Deadly and I: Papa was a rolling stone...
Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
*Count joining in the chorus now: And Mama said...
The only thing he left us was aloooooooone.
UD: Does it seem like he's in a prolonged sneeze?
Me, slowly: A-a-a-a-aahchoo.
Count: Mitt... Mith... Mitchell?
UD: Ah, the Martha Mitchell story.
Count, in a heavy hammy voice: Joe Don Baker is Martha Mitchell.
Me: Or for a more recent reference, the George Mitchell report.
Me, in the same heavy hammy voice: Joe Donn Baker is George Mitchell.

 

[Erine81981]

Over in room 26........

Herry: Hey Kyle. *grabs an apple from the bowl of fruit* *eats a piece of it*

Hey there Herry. *goes back to watching the DVD*

Herry: What are you watching?

*laughs at the comments made from the DVD show* Oh this?

Herry: Yea. *eats another bite*

It's "Mystery Science Theater 3000."

Herry: What's it about?

*pauses the DVD* It's about this guy who gets shot into space from his boss and his henceman and makes him watch cheesey b rated movies. The guy who got shot into space makes some robot friends from parts of the ship and whatever else he could find. They then watch the movies and make funny remarks or funny lines for the movie there watching. It's pretty funny. Wanna watch it with me?

Herry: Sure. This'll be new for me.

I used to watch this back when it aired on TV but now its no longer on tv so i just buy the DVDs. Are you ready?

Herry: Unpause it!

Pushes the play button and goes back to watching the show

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, Bryan. What are you doing?Bryan: Hi, Big Bird! I'm just getting out all of our Christmas decorations. Bert and Ernie are coming over later. They're going to help us get this place ready for Christmas.
Big Bird: Oh boy!

 

[The Count]

Okay boys, you know where we're going today fright?
Count and UD: Yes... Picking out the dorms tree, asking Big Bird to help set it up, decorating the rest of the halls...
*All: Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: So, when are we going to decorate this place? I think we could use a wreath on the door, some holly, and the tree ought to go there...
Scooter: (on the sofa, watching a game show with Beige) Do we really have to talk about it now?
Beige: Yeah, it's really late, and it's been a long week...
Storyteller: What? You two, where is your spirit of the season? I think the girls are thoroughly into the festivities now...
Erin: (poring over story notes) Ask me again around Dec. 15.
Nora: Yeah...I don't think anyone in here is much in the mood for shopping or decorating quite yet.
Storyteller: (groans) Oh, Ed, can I have some help in motivating my apathetic roommates?
Erin: We'll pick out our tree next weekend, Storyteller - I think we're all booked for something or other this weekend.
Scooter: Yeah, and it'll lose all its needles if it's inside too long. The tree, that is.
Nora: Long story short is, Storyteller, for most of us it's too soon to really get into the swing of things for the holidays.
Beige: Yeah...pass the remote, Scooter, there's a really cool documentary about dust mites coming on.

 

[The Count]

Mmm, wonder if those peaches rully do cling. Oh well.

You'll have to deal with them yourself Storyteller, it's their lives to live. *Leaves batch of 12 cookies for Erin.

Now if Prawny or someone else I could consult were online available at this time of night. Oh well, guess it can wait till tomorrow.
*Turns out the lights and falls asleep in his own bed.

Count: MC Dorms vere brought to you by the letter D and by the number 12.
Nighty-night, don't let the batty bats bite.
*Jingly bell music is heard in the background.

 

[Katzi428]

dancing around and singing jazzlike into a candy cane ornamentBa-doo-bee-doo-bop -bop bop- ba-da-dop.Ba-doo-bee-doo-bop-bop-bop-ba-dop
I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know.Where the treetops glisten,and children listen.To hear sleighbells in the snow...snow...And I.. I .I.I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas.With every Christmas card I write...May your days,may your days be merry and bright..And may all your Christmases be white!
Prairie& Rosita:YAYYY!
I turn around and take a bow Thank you...thank you!
Prairie:That's really good Kath! I saw you watching that clip of those oldies singers singing that.
Rosita:You think Bowzer's gonna sing it at the concert in a couple of weeks?
Hope so.He did it last year plus some other Christmas songs. He sang O Holy Night & it was SO pretty I almost cried!
Rosita:Awww!

 

[The Count]

*Huge smile, I got the full version of True Blue Miracle I cherish so. We'll be leaving in a while after morning shows are over to get some strings of lights, candy canes to hand out, and decorations... Unless we have some of our friends still stored from that time spent at Piggy's house.

Merry Muppety Christmas and happy holidays to all!