Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Thanks for the great party tonight.
Oh you're welcome Prairie...you deserved it!
Rosita:You sure did! You're a great friend to all of us.
Prairie:Awww....blush And you're great friends too!Goodnight!hugging me
hugging her back Nite kiddo. Sweet dreams.
Rositahugging Prairie:Buenos noches mi amiga.
Gaffer:Meow?
Prairie:And how could I forget Gaffer?Thank you,kitty!
Gaffer: purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rubs her head against Prairie's

 

[The Count]

*Goes to get Ryan so he can get Gonzo to condition our airs. Should be easy for the blue weirdo, he was prince of plumbers and apparently all-state in vent crawling.

 

[Erine81981]

That was a pretty neat show.

Grover: I really loved froggy. He did a wonderful job.

Herry: I wished we could have been there too.

I know. That would have been cool to see you guys with them.

Murray: I have never heard of them. I'm to young to know them guys. I know i have meet them around here but never knew they were stars.

Grover, Me and Herry: You didn't?

Murray: Not at all. I know Grover, Telly, Big Bird, Oscar, Baby Bear, Herry, Bruce, Ernie, Bert and pretty much everyone on Sesame Street. But that's because my parents live there too. I was too young. I did watch the Muppet Babies growing up. I sure did love them.

I did too Murray. But i'm alot older then you and i was born before you. How would you have known about the Muppet Babies?

Murray: My parents recorded them.

Ohhhh i see. I guess i could show you two of the videos i have. Wanna watch'em?

Murray: Sure!

Me and Murray sit down to watch them as Herry and Grover head off to bed.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: (singing) How much is that doggie in the window...
Storyteller: So what's this about Steve running around New Jersey for the better part of last weekend?
Scooter: Well, the rumors were true...about where he went and who he visited.
Erin: And he's promised us a lot of really sweet stuff for the next MuppetCast.
Nora: And also...guess who's got a birthday coming up?
Scooter: That's right...should we do orange juice and chocolate donuts?
Beige: Yeah, but why stop there?

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *still laughing*

Bean: *doubled over, slapping his knee*

Suddenly, a third sinister figure appears behind Bean and Sweetums, also wearing a clown mask.

Sinister Figure: BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! ROOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!

Bean: WHAAAAA! *jumps into Sweetums arms*

Sweetums: *shaking*

Animal: *pulls off his mask* HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! GOT YA!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is watching The Thomas Crown Affair - the original one - and eating pizza)

Storyteller: Mmm...goodness, but aren't we smug, walking around the study like that (pause) Scooter, you've got sauce on your lip.
Scooter: (grabbing napkin) Well, yeah, he's several K richer and he's making Boston's cops look like idiots.
Erin: (through mouthful of crust) Yeah...in another world, he's the guy that Dominick Dunne would be profiling on "Power, Privilege and Justice."
Nora: Vicky's no angel herself...someone want to pass me another slice of double cheese?
Beige: (biting into a new slice) Never mind that, I want to see the chess scene...(gasps) Oh! Ow!
Scooter: Hot pizza filling on the roof of your mouth?
Beige: (numbly) Don't ya know it.
Storyteller: Erin, why do you eat the crust? I always discard mine.
Erin: Aw, come on, the crust is one of the best parts.
Nora: My mom always ate her crusts...you know, I've not heard "Sweet Gingerbread Man" come up in the movie yet.

 

[The Count]

Yaey verily! For yon pizza crusts are nye delicious! So long as the pie of pizza is made fairly a'non by baker schooled in Oventry.
*Knocks off the fancy Shakespeare stuff.

Hey Erin, I have need of your help again. Since you're one of our resident HP experts, what does a grindylow look like? I'm trying to cast Pepe into my monstrified Muppet haunters' listing, plus I need some other idea for the state representative for Maine—as I'd want to bring in a lobster lady humanoid, unsure if Muppet upper half with humanoid legs or rather bring in Teen Lobster (an early crush of mine). If you have suggestions for others who could be better fits for that state, I'll jot them down.

Thanks.

 

[Erine81981]

Over in room 26.......

Grover: Hel-lo Kyle baby. What are you doing?

Oh hey Grover. I'm watching some of the older classic clips of you and freinds.

Grover: Why lookie there. It is i with Herry telling me about the alphabet.

Yep. And you blab his secret too.

Herry: *walks in* Hey guys. Whatcha' doin?

We're watching some old clips of Sesame Street.

Herry: Oh it's the one where i tell a secret to you.

Grover: I know. I know. I blabbed it to everyone.

We keep watching clips

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(musical interlude time)

(Lava lamp is set up on center table, in lieu of a campfire. Gang is seated on sofa and in easy chairs, with mugs of hot chocolate, and Scooter has his guitar.)

Scooter: (singing) It's in every one of us...to be wise,
Find...your...heart, open up both your eyes...
We can all...know...everything, without ever knowing why...
It's in every one of us, by and by...

(others join in)

We can all know everything, without ever knowing why,
It's in every one of us,
By and by...by and by...

(Scooter shifts chords)

Beige: (singing) This looks...familiar, vaguely familiar.
Almost...unreal yet, it's too soon...to feel yet.
Close to my soul...and yet so far away...
I'm going to go back there...someday.

Nora: (singing) Sun rises, night falls,
Sometimes, the sky calls...is that a song there,
And do I...belong there?
I've...never been there, but I...know the way,
I'm going to go back there, someday.

Storyteller: (singing) Come and go with me,
It's more fun to share,
We'll both be completely at home in mid-air...
We're flying, not walking, on featherless wings...
We can hold on to love, with invisible strings...

Erin: There's not...a word yet...
For old friends, who've just met,
Part heaven, part space...and have I found my place?
You can't just visit, but I plan to stay...
I'm going to go back there...someday.

(Scooter finishes playing)

 

[The Count]

*Nods in silence at Erin's impromptu balladeering.