Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

A note along with a box is left on room #6's doorstep. The note reads, "Happy belated birthday, Kathy! We're so sorry we missed the party but we've all been so busy lately. We hope you like the apple pie we left you in the box. I made it myself along with Bert and Ernie's help. Cookie Monster promised not to eat it, so consider that his gift. You'll also find in the box a gift card to Pretty Kitty's, the new cat boutique on the corner. Big Bird says that his friend Elizabeth used to take her cat, Little Murray Sparkles, there all the time! Anyway, have a great day and we'll see ya soon!
Love your friends,
Bryan, Big Bird, Snuffy, Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie.")

Mmmm...that pie looks good! laughing at the part about Cookie not eating the pie. Yeah...I'd definitely call that a gift from Cookie Monster! Gaffer's going to love getting groomed at Pretty Kitty's! going to thank the guys

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: NYAHAHAHA! Slams his sword through a crack.
I'm going tu 'ave pigeon stew tunight!

Bunsen: This is cannibalism, Mr. Pew!
Come, come, yes he certainly was a bad egg for doing what he did, but you mustn't punish him by death! Quite an unfair penalty if you ask me. Smiles slyly.

Blind Pew: Mmm, any better ideas before I run you through, yez?

Bunsen: Erm...
Fear suddenly grips him.
He must clean up the mess he made...with only a sponge...and nothing more.

Blind Pew: Wiz Telutubles playing loudly in hiz vizinity.
Do we have ah deal, POODLE?

Bunsen: Perfect.
Teletubbies, you mean.

Blind Pew: ZON'T CORRECT MY ENGLISH!
swings at Bunsen.

Bunsen: OH!
Runs off.

 

[Katzi428]

Oh no! Prairie!
Prairie stops playing the piano Kath...what's wrong?
Rosita was on a show today talking about her dad being in the service.She had told us to watch,and we missed it.
Prairie:Shoot..that's right! Well she'll be on another show tomorrow.
Yeah...but that's at 7:30 in the morning. Maybe we can tape it.
Prairie:Ah...good idea! And Kath?
Yes?
Prairie:Please don't scare me like that again.Sheesh!I thought something bad happened.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(sign appears on door)

We, the occupants of room 7, are about to become a little more elusive as three of us (Erin, Scooter and Nora) embark on a wicked grueling finals week, and as the other two (Storyteller and Beige) act as support staff. We'll try to poke our heads out once in a while, we promise.

Storyteller: And I'm going to be holding you three to that last line, understand?
E, S&N: (groaning) Yes, Storyteller.
Beige: Wow, from the sounds of things, your professors are making the Cave's Oldest Fraggle look like a softie.

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs... Wonder if Kyle's already listened to MuppetCast 56. There's a nice little surprise hidden in that episode for him to find.
VO: MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter M for moon and monster... And by the number 8.
Good night.

*Count sings his lullaby to the little pets curling up for their bedtime in our quietly bootiful room.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Been awfully quiet around here lately. Then again, everybody's busy with projects and papers and stuff. Oh well...
*Goes to get some breakfast.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...N or D?
Rowlf: D.
Lisa: ...Curse you.
Rowlf: <double-take> What'd I do?
Lisa: You told me not to take a nap.
Rowlf: Oh. Well, you do have that big paper to-
Lisa: I know.
Rowlf: ...Y'know, if you really wanted to curse me, you could get back to writing "Say-"
Lisa: <venemous glare>
Rowlf: Oops.
Lisa: I NEED control of my brain today, Rowlf, do NOT go and stimulate the other two minds!
Rowlf: Sorry.
Lisa: <Sigh> Right. Paper... I have... nine hours. ...Ready, set, GO! <works on great big paper>

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hmm, I don't think Ed's noticed I posted another portion of my story.
Red: Portion? Not chapter?
Beth: Yeah, I'm calling them segments or portions rather than chapters.
Mokey: So are you going to write another segment today?
Beth: That is the plan. I know better than to promise anything at this point!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

In a spaceship.

Claudia: Ailie knows we've been abducted! We're saved!
E.T. GO HOME!
Hanging upside down thanks to the chain.
Finger suddenly glows at mid-sentence.
Blinks.

Bunsen: Floating in a colorful sort of liquid within a glass case.
I believe this is all my fault.
I am very, very ashamed.

Dr. Van Neuter: My fault for supporting your strange alien ambitions. Stuck in a strange hole.

Claudia: No. It's all my fault...
we're gonna die because...

Bunsen: Don't be so hard on yourself, m'dear.
You were but an innocent victim in our twisted little game.
You're just joining in the sympathy factor, but only because all that blood is rushing to your abnormally small brain.

Claudia: ...We're all gonna die 'cause...
MY FINGER IS ON FIRE!

Beaker: Spots E.T.
Meee meee mee! O_O

Bunsen: Indeed! It isn't on fire, it's glowing!
Perhaps it is a sign of friendship!

Claudia: Wow, he's so wrinkly.
EWWWW! It's a walking prune!

E.T.: Does a naughty hand gesture at Claudia's fresh comment.

Claudia: O_O OMG! I'm telling on you! STEVEN SPIELBURG IS GONNA BE SOOO MAD AT YOU!

Blind Pew: Sighs.
Suspended in air by an unknown force.
Bound by invisible chains.
Mother told me she waz no good, but did ze Pew lizten?
Oh, no...I should have gone wiz Angelina Jolie!
I had tu follow ze stuupid one.

 

[The Count]

*Attempts to beam Claudia and her gang back down to her room. *Calls Prawny and Gonzo to help out. *Hopes Claudia will get back to posting soon.