Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I come out of my room for three minutes and this happens...
Gonzo: So that's why you're such a hermit.
Ryan: *double take* Someone say Kermit?
Gonzo: *shakes head*

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Ed, this doesn't phase you? There is an airplane in the common room!
Bryan: What's going on, Ryan, is that Oscar's mother has come for a visit.
Cookie: (waves in Gonzo's face) Hi.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oscar's... mother? Oh good grief... Maybe I'll stay in my room...
Gonzo: *looks at Cookie Monster* Oh hey there Cookie Monster! Isn't this new... new plane GREAT?
Clifford: *walks out of dorm room* ... *walks back into dorm room*
Sam: *pokes head out of dorm room* Well... at least it is American Airlines.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: (snickers at Sam's pun) Khkehkekhekhe!
Snuffy's voice: Bird? Oh, Bird!
Big Bird: In here, Snuffy!
Snuffy: (sticks head through hole where there was a window) Hi, Bird! I heard a loud crash. (looks around) What happened here?
Big Bird: Oscar's mother arrived.
Snuffy: Oh...how do you do, Mrs. Grouch? My name is Aloysius Snuffleupagus, but my friends call me "Snuffy"!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *shakes head* And I think that's my cue to go to bed... Prawn out.
Gonzo: I'm gonna stay out here, this is really entertaining.
Sam: Yes, I believe I shall stay too... it seems very... interesting.
Link: I think it looks fun.
Ryan: When did you get here?
Link: Huh?
Ryan: That's what I thought... Well, good night everybody.

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar's Mom: Uh sorry 'bout that. We grouches like to make an entrence.

Oscar: When my mom makes an entrance.

You can say that again.

Oscar: I thought you weren't arriving till tomorrow.

Oscar's Mom: Well, i thought i would drop in sooner.

You can defiantly say that again.

Oscar's Mom: So hows my grouchy son?

Oscar: Grouchier then ever.

Oscar's Mom: *looks around at the mess that the plane made plus the mess we had made* You didn't have to go through with making me feel at home.

Grover: We just wanted to Mrs. Grouchy.

We all wanted to. I guess i'll get on the phone with Biff and Sully to come and fix the hole in the wall. *walks off to make the call*

Herry: So Mrs. Grouch. How are you?

Oscar's Mom: I never felt grouchier in my life. And i see you still aren't doing much with your trash here latey.

Oscar: But mom. I haven't been home latey. And then with all these guys always making me go places i don't want to go.

We don't always make you go. We just think you need to spend more time with us.

Oscar: See what i mean.

Oscar's Mom: Come on. Let's go talk about this in the can.

Oscar and his mom decend down into the can as everyone goes on back to their rooms for the night. Wonder what Oscar's Mom has in for him and the rest of the dormies. Let's find out later tomorrow.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie Monster's Voice: Muppet Dorms brought to you by letter T for tasty, and by number 0. Oooh, look like cookie! Muppet Dorms is production of Muppet Central Forum. Whatever that is.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder what plane Bert was talking about. There was a plane last night... But that plane was flying high overhead. And Mrs. Grouch dove out from it to the dorms below. And she crashed through one of the common room's windows to get to her grouchy son. But there was no plane stuck in the common room. Unless he was talking about a toy airplane with an A banner, or a paper airplane, or in one of the books...
Oh well, at least Kyle's taking care of the repairs.

*Moves off to get some breakfast at Jim's Coffee House.

 

[Erine81981]

(OCC: Yes that is what really happened but i didn't want Bryan's quote to be wrong about it. So i just went ahead with the whole thing Ed)

Oscar's Mom: *walks into our room* Hello there Mr. Kyle.

Hello Mrs. Grouch. How's the stay?

Oscar's Mom: It's ok but i would rather be somewhere at a pigsty.

Why not use your son's?

Oscar's Mom: Because his is to clean.

To clean? You must be out of your mind Mrs. Grouch. He's always been dirty and dingy down in his can.

Oscar's Mom: Not from what i've seen.

Never mind. You'll never expect your son. He's always playing tricks on me.

Murray:*comes out of room over hearing everything* Me too. Why just the other day. He played the old rubber snakes in a candy can. And it really got me.

Herry: Just a few days ago he got me with a box full of trash. I pulled it thinking it was something else and it went all over me.

Bruce: I know that. I had to help clean Herry up.

Boy was it smelly.

Oscar's Mom: Really? He did that to you?

All the time. He's always pulling tricks and making me so angry.

Oscar's Mom: You mean he's been grouchy every since he's been here?

Yep.

Herry: Uh huh.

Bruce: *nodding head while answering* Oh yea.

Oscar's Mom: Maybe i did underestimated him. *leaves without saying bye and slams the door*

Murray: She sure does act just like him.

Yep, she sure does.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (getting off phone) That was Steve. Richard's tribute's going to air tomorrow night, 'cause there's a lot of stuff to sort through.
Erin: Wow...maybe we were a little too enthusiastic in sending in our thoughts.
Storyteller: (stirring a pot of stew on stove) Now, now, Richard never did anything half-heartedly.
Nora: Except performing a certain fuzzy red character, but we won't go there.
Beige: Good point. (looks at stove) What's the stew for? We've already eaten.
Storyteller: It's for Kathy and her roommates - Kathy's not been feeling well lately.
Erin: I know - she's had lots of headaches and stuff.

(four portions of stew are soon sent off to Kathy and co.)

Scooter: So, if the show's airing tomorrow...when do we get going on the snacks?
Nora: In the afternoon, I guess - we've got to make the cocoa and popcorn, and there's an ice cream recipe Ed sent over...