Beakerfan
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Yesterday:
Alex: Hey guys, how are the presents coming?
Bean: Good! We've got a few left, though.
Alex: *opens the box of cards*
*a card with large, owl-like glasses pops out*
Card: *spins around in circles, trying to look at something* You know, I read everything I can find, but I can't seem to read MYSELF...
Alex: You're not supposed to read yourself. Here. *grabs the card and begins to write in it*
Card: How do you DO that? It's fascinating!
Alex: It's called a PEN. *hands the pen to the card*
Card: *admires the pen in awe* A pen. Wow.
Alex: *sighs and puts the card in an envelope marked "Erin"* Sweetums, would take this over to Erin, with her present?
Sweetums: You bet! *picks up a box containing scarves for Erin and each of her dormies, then heads over to Erins room*
Alex: *thumbs through the cards*
*a chorus of "Heehee! that tickles" and "Hey, cut it out"s can be heard from the remaining cards*
Alex: Aha! *picks out a bright, glittery card*
Card: Hey! Like, I was TALKING! Oh my gawsh! Your SHOES are incredible! Where did you get them? Awwww! Look at the cute widdle bunny rabbit!
Bean: *starts acting even cuter*
Card: So, like, can you maybe not put me in that envelope? It's soo last Christmas!
Alex: Sorry. *puts the girlie card in an envelope marked "Beth"* Here Bean! *hands Bean the card*
Bean: *picks up Beth's box containing hats and mittens for all in Beth's room and leaves to deliver the present*
Alex: *looks at the box of cards with disdain*
*a feathery card hops out of the box*
Card: Oh, hello! My name is Clucksworth. Um... excuse me a moment.... BrrrrrrrrrAWK! *lays a plaid egg* Oh my goodness. How embarrassing.
Alex: *puts the card into an envelope marked "Bo" and hands it to Elmo*
Elmo: *takes the card and a box containing scarves and fingerless gloves to Bo's room*
Alex: Let's see what you guys do... *turns the box over and dumps out the remaining cards*
*the cards scream as the fall to the floor*
Card 1: *holding a cane and hat* Hey, wanna see my new routine? *begins to perform a little dance*
Card 2: *singing like Frank Sinatra*
Card 3: Oh, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Card 4: Wocka wocka wocka! Heeyyyyyyyy! Ya wanna hear this great new joke?
Alex: *watches the cards intently* I've got it! *grabs card #1 and puts it in an evelope marked "Kim"* Next! *grabs card #2 and puts it in an envelope marked "Randall"* Okie-dokey.... *puts card #3 in an envelope marked "Ruhanna"* and.... finally! *puts card #4 in an envelope marked "Bryan"* Now just to go deliver these presents!
*leaves to go deliver the packages*
Alex: Hey guys, how are the presents coming?
Bean: Good! We've got a few left, though.
Alex: *opens the box of cards*
*a card with large, owl-like glasses pops out*
Card: *spins around in circles, trying to look at something* You know, I read everything I can find, but I can't seem to read MYSELF...
Alex: You're not supposed to read yourself. Here. *grabs the card and begins to write in it*
Card: How do you DO that? It's fascinating!
Alex: It's called a PEN. *hands the pen to the card*
Card: *admires the pen in awe* A pen. Wow.
Alex: *sighs and puts the card in an envelope marked "Erin"* Sweetums, would take this over to Erin, with her present?
Sweetums: You bet! *picks up a box containing scarves for Erin and each of her dormies, then heads over to Erins room*
Alex: *thumbs through the cards*
*a chorus of "Heehee! that tickles" and "Hey, cut it out"s can be heard from the remaining cards*
Alex: Aha! *picks out a bright, glittery card*
Card: Hey! Like, I was TALKING! Oh my gawsh! Your SHOES are incredible! Where did you get them? Awwww! Look at the cute widdle bunny rabbit!
Bean: *starts acting even cuter*
Card: So, like, can you maybe not put me in that envelope? It's soo last Christmas!
Alex: Sorry. *puts the girlie card in an envelope marked "Beth"* Here Bean! *hands Bean the card*
Bean: *picks up Beth's box containing hats and mittens for all in Beth's room and leaves to deliver the present*
Alex: *looks at the box of cards with disdain*
*a feathery card hops out of the box*
Card: Oh, hello! My name is Clucksworth. Um... excuse me a moment.... BrrrrrrrrrAWK! *lays a plaid egg* Oh my goodness. How embarrassing.
Alex: *puts the card into an envelope marked "Bo" and hands it to Elmo*
Elmo: *takes the card and a box containing scarves and fingerless gloves to Bo's room*
Alex: Let's see what you guys do... *turns the box over and dumps out the remaining cards*
*the cards scream as the fall to the floor*
Card 1: *holding a cane and hat* Hey, wanna see my new routine? *begins to perform a little dance*
Card 2: *singing like Frank Sinatra*
Card 3: Oh, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Card 4: Wocka wocka wocka! Heeyyyyyyyy! Ya wanna hear this great new joke?
Alex: *watches the cards intently* I've got it! *grabs card #1 and puts it in an evelope marked "Kim"* Next! *grabs card #2 and puts it in an envelope marked "Randall"* Okie-dokey.... *puts card #3 in an envelope marked "Ruhanna"* and.... finally! *puts card #4 in an envelope marked "Bryan"* Now just to go deliver these presents!
*leaves to go deliver the packages*