Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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Yesterday:

Alex: Hey guys, how are the presents coming?

Bean: Good! We've got a few left, though.

Alex: *opens the box of cards*

*a card with large, owl-like glasses pops out*

Card: *spins around in circles, trying to look at something* You know, I read everything I can find, but I can't seem to read MYSELF...

Alex: You're not supposed to read yourself. Here. *grabs the card and begins to write in it*

Card: How do you DO that? It's fascinating!

Alex: It's called a PEN. *hands the pen to the card*

Card: *admires the pen in awe* A pen. Wow.

Alex: *sighs and puts the card in an envelope marked "Erin"* Sweetums, would take this over to Erin, with her present?

Sweetums: You bet! *picks up a box containing scarves for Erin and each of her dormies, then heads over to Erins room*

Alex: *thumbs through the cards*

*a chorus of "Heehee! that tickles" and "Hey, cut it out"s can be heard from the remaining cards*

Alex: Aha! *picks out a bright, glittery card*

Card: Hey! Like, I was TALKING! Oh my gawsh! Your SHOES are incredible! Where did you get them? Awwww! Look at the cute widdle bunny rabbit!

Bean: *starts acting even cuter*

Card: So, like, can you maybe not put me in that envelope? It's soo last Christmas!

Alex: Sorry. *puts the girlie card in an envelope marked "Beth"* Here Bean! *hands Bean the card*

Bean: *picks up Beth's box containing hats and mittens for all in Beth's room and leaves to deliver the present*

Alex: *looks at the box of cards with disdain*

*a feathery card hops out of the box*

Card: Oh, hello! My name is Clucksworth. Um... excuse me a moment.... BrrrrrrrrrAWK! *lays a plaid egg* Oh my goodness. How embarrassing.

Alex: *puts the card into an envelope marked "Bo" and hands it to Elmo*

Elmo: *takes the card and a box containing scarves and fingerless gloves to Bo's room*

Alex: Let's see what you guys do... *turns the box over and dumps out the remaining cards*

*the cards scream as the fall to the floor*

Card 1: *holding a cane and hat* Hey, wanna see my new routine? *begins to perform a little dance*

Card 2: *singing like Frank Sinatra*

Card 3: Oh, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Card 4: Wocka wocka wocka! Heeyyyyyyyy! Ya wanna hear this great new joke?

Alex: *watches the cards intently* I've got it! *grabs card #1 and puts it in an evelope marked "Kim"* Next! *grabs card #2 and puts it in an envelope marked "Randall"* Okie-dokey.... *puts card #3 in an envelope marked "Ruhanna"* and.... finally! *puts card #4 in an envelope marked "Bryan"* Now just to go deliver these presents!
*leaves to go deliver the packages*
 

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Beth: Aww, look at all the wonderful gifts outside our room! Looks like Alex's room and Kyle's room both left us some
Red: Too bad we weren't around much this weekend
Beth: True, it does happen. Well let's see, how's about we hand out these trays of cookies and fudge that we made
Wanda: Sounds like a plan
*soon outside of every dorm room is a platter of cookies and fudge with a handdrawn Christmas card featuring the residents of room 3 as done by Mokey Fraggle, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas*
 

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*Opens door and retrieves tray of goodies left by Beth. Will have to thank her.
Grim Reader has snagged an errand card spotted walking about the halls of the basement floor.
Card: Noooooooooo! Let me go! See my sharp claws? I have to roam these halls howling and haunting and...
GR: Hush currd. Your time has come. Noone cheats the Reader!
Oh you two. Uh, Uncle D, could you please...
UD: Certainly. He separates the twain, setting the lupine letter inside an envelope marked Alex.
OK, now just deliver this to her along with that silver slug charm.
UD: Fright away.
GR: Back to the books?
*Sighs, If you must...
 

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All righty ladies...did you dispense our presents to our dormies?
Prairie:There were a couple that weren't in.So I left notes on their doors to tell them to Room 6 for their presents.
Ah...good idea Prairie!
Rosita:Kath...who are we staying with while you're gone?
You'll be staying with Beth.I feel bad that I won't be here on New Years' Eve to wish you a Happy New Year,but I'll be back from my brother's on January 2.
Prairie: Don't worry Kath.Just go and have a good time. Both on the cruise and at your brother's.
Rosita:And give your nieces hugs from us!
That's a guarantee.:wink:
 

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Beau: *in Narnia land* Sorry about breaking your sleigh, Mr Santa, and your not being able to make the Narnia deliveries...
Santa: Oh, ho ho...that's alright, it only means that Lucy, Edmond, etc won't get their powers and we'll be slaves to the snow forever and ever...Merry Christams!
Bo: Maybe we should go?
Santa: *turns to reindeer* Get them!
Bo and Beau: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *running away, and away, and away, and hit into lamppost*

Bo: *in real world* *sits up under the sink, narrowly avoiding collision* I hope I didn't miss Christmas...
Mildred: *deadpan* You did.
 

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Claudia:
Oh...I-I-I really love your candycane.

Dr. Van Neuter:
You can't have it.

Claudia:
....mine.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, no way!
Back off, Claudia!
(Takes a couple of steps back)

Claudia:
SHARREE!
(Tries to trick him into giving her the candy)

Dr. Van Neuter:
NOOOOOOOOO!

Claudia:
YES!
(Runs clumsily out of the room with it at hand)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Runs straight into a wall)
Like, ouch!
Oh...oh...ouch.

Bunsen:
(Shocked at the drunk two)
Phil!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I...I had to drink some.
I just had to...my candy whispered to me,
"Phil, you're my only hope!"

And the force forced me to take a sip!

Claudia:
(Nibbling on the candycane)

Beaker:
(Puts on an innocent expression)
Meep mee meee?

Claudia:
Like, heck no, man...
Back off, man....I'm a scientist.

Beaker:
(Tackles her for the candy)

Claudia:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 

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Alex: *picks up the envelope from Ed* What's this? *opens it*

Werewolf Card: AWOOooooooooo! *climbs out of the envelope and hands her the necklace*

Alex: Oh my gosh! How cool! *slips the necklace over her head and lovingly strokes the card* Oh, here you go! *tosses the envelope to WC*

WC: *ravenously eats the envelope* Thanks!

Bean: *eating cookies from Beth*

Sweetums: *overhears the goings on in Claudia's room* Ohmygosh! CLAUDIAAAAA! *runs to Claudia's room* What were you DOING? *eyes get big* WHOA. You're... Are you.... You are! *eyes narrow* I should've known they'd be a bad influence on you. You're coming with me young lady! *picks Claudia up and carries her over his shoulder to room 24*
 

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Claudia:
(Takes the gifts before being swooped up)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
@_@
Make the world go awaaayyyy!
Take it off my shoulders!

Bunsen:
No, this isn't what it looks like!
Walk back here right this minute, Mr. Sweetums!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Sober)
Well, less problems for us!

Bunsen:
(Glares)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ouch.

Beaker:
Meep?
(Sneaks into Alex's room with flowers at hand)
 

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Sweetums: No way guys! She has a problem that needs to be dealt with! And I'm just the man for the job! *cradles Claudia and looks at her lovingly, then remembers himself and throws her back over his shoulder*

Alex: Oh hi Beaker! For me? How sweet! *takes the flowers and puts them in a vase*
 

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Claudia:
Two plus three equals to the fifth power to the polynomial problem thingamajig....also to the square root of five thousandteenthtwentysomethin ever.....like....I am so smart, man.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwaaannnnttt cookiiieeeeee!

Beaker:
(Flirts with Alex)
Mee...meep meep mee...meee?
(Winks)

Claudia:
:O
 
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