Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Uh.. Not sure if I should mention it. Might send her into one of her um, episodes. It happened at a bookstore in NYC or some other bigtime city like that. But let's move on to happier topics. Have you added your ornaments to the dorms' tree?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey guys, we still need to make our ornaments to hang on the Dorm Christmas tree.
Gonzo: Whadaya mean make?
Clifford: Yeah, we're already done.
Ryan: What? All of you?
Camilla: Bawk!
Sam: Indeed.
Link: Uh huh.
Ryan: Oh. Well... then I guess I just need to make my ornament to hang on the Dorm Christmas tree...
Link: Yup.
Ryan: Okay wise guy, let's see your ornament!
Link: *holds up a paper chain*
Ryan: That's not an ornament, it's a chain Li... oh, I get it. Chain Link. Funny.
Link: I thought so...
Clifford: Yeah, you're the only one... Mine is much cooler, Ry-guy. Check it out. *holds up sunglasses wrapped in Christmas lights*
Ryan: Nice. But doesn't having the lights on the glasses sort of defeat the purpose of blocking light?
Clifford: ...I don't see you comin' up with any ideas.
Ryan: Touce.
Sam: Well, my ornament truly represents a good, old-fashioned, American Christmas. *holds up a miniature plastic Christmas tree with three different sections of red, white, and blue*
Ryan: Oh, that's nice Sam.
Gonzo: Yeah, but mine is way better! Look! Look! *holds up a sock with a chicken design on it*
Ryan: ...It's... a sock?
Gonzo: I thought it best represented me.
Ryan: Got me there. Camilla, where's yours?
Camilla: Brawk bawk buck. *holds up an ornament advertising chicken's rights*
Ryan: Nice. Not subtle at all... but nice.
Clifford: So when ya gonna make yours dude?
Ryan: Sometime today. I haven't had time lately. Too much studying and such. When did you guys find time to make yours?
Gonzo: We've gotta do something while you're not posting in here!
Ryan: ...We should probably quit talking now.

 

[Erine81981]

Since i'm through with warping everyone gifts plus getting Ed's birthday ones done. Ya'll can finish your ornaments. I'll be back. I'm going to deliver these presents to Ed. *heads off*

Grover: Ok. Does everyone have their presents done for Kyle?

Herry: I do. *holds it up*

Bruce: Me too.

Murray: I'm almost finished.

Grover: Good.

They all place them under the tree expect for Murray who still is working on his. The others start working on their ornaments.

*knocks on Ed's door* Hey Count. I thought i would bring by our gifts to Ed for his birthday. The first one is from Grover. He got him a Bat Pen. It writes upside down. Murray made him a picture fram with Bats and goblins around it. It's one of him and Murray at our Halloween party. Herry bought him a pair of pajamas with matching sleeping hat. Bruce got him a set of books called "Army Of Darkness." I hope he like them. And last but least I got Ed a new green robe with matching socks. Talk to you later Count. See you around Christmas. Bye. *heads back up to the second floor*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *in Narnia dream still* Shhh...what's that? It sounds like bells?
Beau: It's...Reindeer?
Bo: Nope! It's snow darling!
Beau: Dear goodness...

*in Bo's room*

Mildred: Oh my...Bo is beginning to change from a slight purple colour to a slight bluish colour under that sink there...should maybe move him when I've finished this knitting. *pearl-three, take-two...equels-one?*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sneaks into Beau's room to check up on him)
Poor boy.

Bunsen:
Should we give him a light nudge?
Snap him out of it?

Claudia:
Blue skin....not a good sign.
Beau, can you hear me?
Caaannn yyyoooouuu heeeaarr mmeeee- (Is shut up by the weird look she is getting from Phil)

Um....

Dr. Van Neuter:
I don't think so, Claudia.

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs...

Count: Thank you Kyle. I'm sure Ed vill like these. He's been out all afternoon vith his family and then he'll be gone all night too. Uncle Deadly's rounding up a few of the gang to go carolling. You're inwited if you vant to come.
*Shakes hands with Kyle as the latter heads back upstairs.
Count: Ah Batty... Ve'll have a nice vhite Christmas this year. *Feeds a peppermint candy to his chief bat.

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: *flaps knitting neadles* Oh, I'm sure he's fine. He's been there a week without moving, he can manage a few more days!

Bo: *in Narnia dream* I'm sure I can hear the swish of sleigh, the jingle of bells, the pitter-patter of tiny hooves...
Beau: Watch out!
Bo: *is runover by reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh through Narnia*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Bo got run over by a reindeer...

Bunsen:
What an awful thing to say, Claudia!

Claudia:
Sorry, I had a weird feeling.
I just had to sing it.

Bunsen:
I think we should leave.
Thank you very much, Mildred!

Claudia:
But we can't just leave him the-
(Is pulled out of the room by Phil and Bunsen)

Beaker:
Meep.
(Follows Claudia)

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Kathy!Kathy!
Prairie!Prairie! Seriously,what's gotten you so excited?
Prairie:I heard that Uncle Deadly is getting dormies together for caroling. Please say you'll go!
Prairie...I don't know.My singing voice isn't what it used to be.
Prairie: Oh Kathy!That's not true! C'mon...come with us! Rosita's coming too.
Rositacoming in the room: Ready to go?
Prairie:As soon as I can convince Kathy to come.
Rosita:Kathy...why wouldn't you want to come with us?
Well...my voice isn't what I used to be.
Rosita: Oh Kathy,you're being silly!Now come on.Por favor?
OK,OK...you two win. putting wire from mini Christmas tree out of Gaffer's reach.Then,thinking better,unplugging it for the time being.

 

[Erine81981]

Ok. Is everyone finished?

Monster: Yep.

Good.

We all head out to the common room and hang each of our hand made ornaments on the tree.

Murray: I made mine with some of my old blanket. It's a snowman with a little red fur.

Grover: Oh how cute Murrray. I made mine with with one of my old toy bears. It's a Santa Claus.

Herry: I like that Grover. Here's mine. It's a sleigh with me guiding the reindeer. *laughs*

*laughs* Oh that looks great Herry. I like it. Here is mine. It's a picture of me and my pals here at our very first Christmas.

Bruce: Oh....wait? This is our very first christmas.

Well, it's me, Grover, Cookie Monster, Herry and Oscar. So when Christmas Eve comes. When Christmas comes i'll add you and Murray to it. So then it will have all of us here.

Bruce: Ohhhhh....Ok. Here's what mine is. It's a picture of me and my family at my first christmas.

Me, Grover, Herry and Murray: You look so cute.

Bruce: *blushes* Oh guys.

We all stand around with our arms around each other looking at all the other's ornaments.