Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Poor Eddie.
(Leaves a plate with doughtnuts, glass of milk, and a smiley-faced cookie at his door)

Bunsen:
Claudia, don't forget to write up that report.
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Claudia:
(Walks into her room)
Yeah. I didn't forget about it.
I'm just so tired.
I haven't had the time to even eat breakfast today...

Dr. Van Neuter:
That's why I made you some pancakes!

Claudia:
Thank you, sweetie!
(Blinks)
Why are they glowing?

Bunsen:
(Chuckles nervously)
It's a natural thing to see in pancakes, dearie.

Claudia:
Not falling for this again.
(Pats Bunsen on the head and gets into her bed)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Is that a library?
Or is it a bed?
I can't tell anymore.

Claudia:
Hahaha...I'm laughin'.
-_-
(Turns to page 222)

Beaker:
(Helping her out with homework)

Claudia:
(Groans)
And I've 3 more to do...

Bunsen:
Oh, I forgot to tell you...
The applicant will join next semester.
Exciting, isn't it?

Claudia:
That brightens up my night a little more!
(Giggles)

Beaker:
Mee?

Busen:
Oh, no one you know, Beaker.
(Smiles weakly)

 

[The Count]

Thanks Squeeky. Boston Screams, my fave. *Leaves candy canes and some of the chocolates Kathy left at Claudia's door, there might be more later, waiting till the morrow to retake my inheritance assignment.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (looking at watch) Okay, everyone, you can work for another hour, but I want to see everyone take a break, okay?
Beige: And I want you guys to pick up rocks the minute break's over, okay?
Nora: What?
Beige: Never mind - I just had to say that a lot when I was security Fraggle.
Nora: How's it going over on your end?
Erin: Well, I gave my French presentation today, so that's one thing - I'm almost done with my rewrite of Macbeth, so that's two, and I'm about 70% in with that huge Russian lit paper...
Scooter: And for my bio project, I just need to come up with some more papier mache and chopsticks.
Nora: What are you working on, anyway?
Scooter: (shrugs) It's something on muscles and the skeleton. We've got to build models of arms, legs, wings, stuff like that.

 

[The Count]

Just posted a gift for all in the library/reading room. Hey! Erin changed her sigline? Wonder where it's from. Guess I'd better change mine too...
Count: No please! It's so much fun to count the sleeps until Christmas!
But there are other good songs or clues we could use...
Count: Leave that to Uncle Deadly and I, after all, ve are the ones in charge here.
*Chuckling a little... OK then, guess everything's all fright in your hands, er claws, erm... Well, night all.

UD: Is he gone?
Count: Yes... Do you have the...
UD: Wrapped and hidden from sight.
Count: Now if ve could get him the gift of fanfic from a wery special authoress...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: It was during Muppetvision 3-D, and the pre-show. Gonzo tricked me into leaving the room by telling me that the phone was ringing - and the thing was, there wasn't a phone.
Erin: Yeah, Gonzo just wanted the monitors to himself so he could do his tap dance routine - with clones and flowerpots.
Scooter: (sighing) What the hey...
Nora: Come on, Scooter, you looked cute in that lab coat. (realizes what she's just said, and blushes) Oops. (quickly goes back to studying)
Storyteller: Half an hour to break, everyone.
Beige: Maybe I'll let them play with my collection of dust rags or something...
Storyteller: No, Beige, these three need to park in front of the television or something with some ice cream.

 

[christyb]

Christy: *in the common room* There finished! *leaves to get her guitar. The windowless wall has been wrapped in Christmas paper. Every picture and scrap of memory has been pasted on the wall amongst garland, snowflakes, etc to make a giant scrapbook page with the corner reading Merry Christmas from Christyb!*

 

[The Count]

UD: Ah... Thought it was from Muppet*Vision 3-D. Still searching for a good MUP3 of the song "I Never Harmed An Onion" from the Muppets Stage Show though.
*Stops to admire Christy's handiwork with a cup of warmed chocolate.

 

[christyb]

*in the corner playing Christmas Carols nods to UD and keeps playing*

 

[The Count]

*While she's not looking, Count leaves Christy a mug of hot chocolate and a candy cane still wrapped, tucked in the mug's handle.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *walks into her room carrying a box*

A strange hmmmm-ing noise comes from within the box

Bean: Gosh, Alex! What's in the box?

Alex: Oh, just the most fabulous things! LOOK! *lifts off the lid of the box*

The box goes silent as the lid is lifted off. Inside are what appear to be foam greeting cards.

Bean: Gee, those are neat! What are they?

Alex: Sssh! Don't tell anyone that you've seen these! *places the lid back on the box*

The box begins it's hmmm-ing noise.

Sweetums: *looking over Alex's shoulder* Whoa! It sounds like there's more than one noise coming from it. *takes the box from Alex and gives it a little shake*

Alex: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

The box makes dozens of little EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee! and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! noises

Alex: *grabs the box* Don't DO that! It's ok fellas. I'm gonna put you away so you'll be safe. *tucks the box under her bed*

Alex notices one of the foam cards on the floor

Alex: Oops! Sweetums, hold this! *hands him the box* *bends down to pick up the card*

Suddenly, a pair of eyes appears on the card. It opens just quick enough to let a pair of legs and arms pop out. Standing up, it sticks its tongue out at Alex and begins to run.

Bean: *grabs a net* I'll get him!

Alex: Be careful! That one's for.... never mind! *attempts to pounce on the card*

Bean: *swishes the net*

Alex: *pounces on the card and picks it up* You're a tricky little buggar, aren't you?

The card squirms for a second, then opens up and tucks its legs and arms back in as it is put back in the box.

Alex: *slides the box under her bed* Ok! We need to get rid of these fast! So! You three, start helping me make up the cookie plates!