Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Count: Ah-ha! That's a total of sixty, 60 big-time birthdays and 60 friends signed up to live in the dorms next year! 61 if you count Rubber Duckie, aaaa.
Well, there might be a bit of shifting still... Have to see what Alex and Maddie solve amongst themselves. But it's late and I think I'll head off to rest in peace.
Uncle Deadly: If you don't mind, I'll just make the usual skulking rounds.
Sure, you have your golden wire hanger, though the door'll be open for when you decide to rest your phantomly form.

 

[Erine81981]

Stinky: Dill? I don't know what you speak of, sir. I'm so sah-ree!

Grouch: Now i'll never find a good place to study the Great Grand Old Grouch. *slams trashlid as he leaves*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: So bored...
Clifford: You could do homework.
Ryan: I already did.
Clifford: Yet you're not jumpin' for joy.
Ryan: Go figure. *falls asleep*
Clifford: Smooth.

 

[BEAR]

(calling the dorms lobby phone). Oh hi, Scooter! This is Bryan. I just was wondering when move-in day was.

 

[The Count]

*At the dorms lobby...
Scooter: Hi Bry. Gosh, I feel like I've been saying that a lot since VMMCM. Anyway, move-in day's this Monday, Labor Day, after Ed and the Count post the pertinent information about the register and rules and dorms layout.
Hope that's OK... Have a good day.
*Finishes the conversation and hangs up before running off to go get some Mexican take-out food. Gee, I sure hope we'll have something home-made tonight.

 

[G-MAN]

Well, I'm ready for it, thanks for inviting me back Count.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*At home counting the hours, seconds, and days*

 

[Katzi428]

*curled up in bed at home watching Benson DVDs*thinking to myself "I hope the girls won't kill me for bringing these to the dorms.These episodes are hysterical!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (on the phone).Yeah, Ernie, Scooter said that move-in day is on Monday. Only a couple days left...I'm excited too...No, I haven't talked to him lately, but I'll definitely have to prepare the kitchen for his arrival. Haha! Well, tell Bert hello and I'll see you both soon...bye, Ernie! (hangs up)

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Bryan was able to hold a conversation with Ernie over the phone... That is, if Ernie didn't pretend his banana was the telephone again. Or happen to have the banana taken as a phone stuck in his ear.
Mmm, good old memories...