Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Opps thanks Count--sure send that haunter!]

Bunsen: See?

Claudia: I have bad memory ok? XD

 

[ZootyCutie]

Happy dappy birthday, Dr. Teeth!

Janice: Rully hope you like the presents! By the way, Maddie; like "happy dappy"? Like, that's rully lame.


It's not my fault that "dappy" is one of the only things that rhymes with "happy".

Dr. Teeth: Nevermind about that, girls. What did ya get me?


A new keyboard book, and a poster with some great keyboardists and their signatures on it.

Dr. Teeth: And that's why you guys are my friends.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(knock at door to room 7)

Erin: (opens door a crack) Maurice, is that you? (door opens wider) So it is! Hi, Maurice, come in, we've got the sofa bed made up for you.
Storyteller: There's soup and bread on the table, if you're hungry...
Nora: Yeah, and then we're all heading off to Dr. Teeth's party in a bit.

(up in heaven)

Richard: Is that Maurice? (looks down) Hi, Maurice, how ya doing?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Drags self* Gift to Bert. *Gives him a CD player complete with headphones that could come useful for Ernie's talkative mannerisms and leaves it in front of the door*

Bunsen: I hope he likes these Ralph Lauren suits, we've spent hours in that store.

Claudia: Who knew you were such a fashionist? Very unlike you. *grumpy*

Telly: I got him this baby hermit crab in a bowl.

Claudia: *leaves*

 

[The Count]

*Bats leave a CD of rock and roll and jazz great hits wrapped up and waiting for Dr. Teeth, and a posterboard with bottlecaps depicting different location-specific monuments or identifying designs from around the world for Bert.

If anyone needs me, please leave a message as I'll probably be indisposed most of the day. Thanks, and enjoy your gifts boys.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *wakes up* The candyman.

Bunsen: Another nightmare?

Claudia: Yup, I have to stop watching them horror movies.

Bunsen: Yes, they appear so morbid.

Claudia:*brushing teeth* Yeghh, be showering. *closes door*

Bunsen: Alrighty then. *Plucks a hair off of Beaker with tweezers*

Beaker: MEEP! *jumps*

Bunsen: Thank you, now to put this strand of hair into the scanner.

Beaker: *peers curiously at it*

*Scanner purrs as a soft green light brushes over the piece*

Bunsen: Let's see the results. *goes to a little black screen*

Lacking:

Insufficent amount of iron.
More water.
Less sugar.
Exercise.

Bunsen: This small but valuable product, will spot any physical needs in the body to avoid the maturing of potential disease or illness however, it will will not detect any parasites.

Beaker: Oooo meemeemee?

Bunsen: Yes, it will detect weakness in the bones ect.

Claudia: *Brushes her hair quickly*

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: (sees Don leaning back in a chair with an ice pack on his head) Somgwriting again, Don?
Don: No.. that stupid monkey threw a banana at me!
Randall: Sal? Why?
Don: I stumbled and caught myself against Tony Bennett's case.
Randall: Ah, yes.. fingerprints.
(Don nods.)

(Johnny and Sal enter, carrying a cake a dressed for a luau)

Randall: What's going on, guys?
Sal: IT'S PAR-TAY TIME!
Randall: But why?
Johnny: I dunno.. Ma sent over this cake.. maybe it was supposed to be for Bert's birthday?... or even Dr. Teeth's. You know how Ma is.. she's always been a few days late.
Don: Maybe we should invite them up?
Johnny: Nah, let's just go down to the patio.. a sorta inpromtu barbaque.
Sal: Sounds great, Johnny! .. oh, and Don, sorry about earlier.
Don: Ah, don't worry about it.. I've hurt myself worse!
Randall: Ok.. let's go then... I'm always ready to party! I'll grab the canolis from the fridge.
Johnny: Sal, if you'd like to do the honors..
Sal: No problem, Johnny... ALL RIGHT, IF'N YOUSE GUYS WANT TO PARTY, GET YOUR HINDERS DOWN TO THE PATIO!

(we all leave, heading for the patio... Johnny begins to sing)

Johnny:
Outside my window, I can hear the radio
And I know that motor wagon is ready to fly,
All: 'Cause it's almost Saturday night.

Don:
Bye bye, tomorrow, Johnny's gone to the patio,
And you know good old friends are ready to ride,
All: 'Cause it's almost Saturday night.

Randall & Sal:
Gonna push the clouds away, let the music have it's way,
Let it steal my heart away, and you know I'm goooooiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn'!

Johnny:
Outside the ringing, the night train is bringin' me home,
When you hear that locomotion get ready to ride,
All: 'Cause it's almost Saturday night.

Randall & Sal:
Gonna push the clouds away, let the music have it's way,
Let it steal my heart away, and you know I'm goooooiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn'!

Johnny & Don:
Outside the ringing, the night train is bringin' me home,
When you hear that locomotion get ready to ride,
All: 'Cause it's almost Saturday night.

Sal: And you'd better believe it, buddy!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Claudia & Co. hear faint singing*

Bunsen: That sounded so snazzy. *Chuckles* It's been awhile since we've had singing from other residents. It's been so long that we had to actually create a rather desperate song thanks to your previous stress. Of course you seem fine now--you should let Edward know so you could do those drawings for him.

Claudia: Your right, my grades might not be up to an A but it is at a B- sort of thing. Time to strech the old artsie fingers!

Bunsen: Yes, let me remind you to keep a balance between drawing and studying.

Claudia: Yah, I get carried away.

Beaker: Meeep meee meee!

Claudia: Oh that's awful nice of them to throw a party for Bert and Dr. Teeth!

Bunsen: We should attend soon--if nothing serious happens.

Claudia: *Wearing gas mask* Chemical fumes...too bad gas masks do not work too much but they will do. *turns off their air conditioner for the saftey of the others in the dorms* Open the window Beakie.

Beaker: Mee *opens*

Bunsen: *cleans up* Let's get out of the room until it clears.

Claudia & co. : *Leaves window open as they step out and close the door*

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Beaker: Meee mee.

Claudia: I'm gonna take off--I want to just walk around. *waves* bye guys!

Bunsen: *a little surprised* Oh alrighty then. *Blinks*

Beaker: Meeemeeemee?

Bunsen: I guess we should just do our own thing too.

 

[Gloat]

*Boppity and Gloat walk in*

Adam: Hey guys, how was the walk?

Boppity: Terrible, we walked into a shop and the owner came up to us and said 'No pets! Get out!'

Adam: Well you should have explained that you weren't pets shouldnt you

Gloat: Nah, we decided to take our crocodile to the park instead

Adam: A crocodile?

Boppity: Are you crazy, a crocodile is far too big for a pet

Adam: Oh good *sighs*

Boppity: Crocodile is the name of our pet snake

Adam: Thats horrible!

Boppity: what you mean?

Adam: Poor thing must have wanted to kill itself after being seen with you!

Gloat: Well she must have been happy when the RSPCA came

Adam: Thank god they got it away from you

Gloat: The RSPCA don't seem to like people playing poker with snakes, so they took her and gave us some old guy to play with, but we got bored and came back

Adam: couldnt you have just played poker for the rest of the week and leave me and every other creature on this planet in peace?

Boppity & Gloat: nope

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Tackles Adam* Sorry Adam for the little incident in the mall. Bunsen took too much time deciding suits for Bert. : D Beaker kept getting stalked by some muppet fan in the mall too. X3 Gloat and Bobbity are better company than mine--least they do not do experimentations on you.