Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Fire one!
Gonzo: *launches water balloons off catapult* HA HA HA! This is GREAT!
Ryan: Water you wating for, Gonzo? Fire two!
Gonzo: *launches again*

 

[The Count]

What the hay? I come back from my first final exam... A rainy day where the Count and I cherished counting all the thunderous thunderclaps and bolts... And there's a water balloon fight going on?
*Inspects Uncle Deadly's tactics. Fright, and a mature person would've cleared this with the dorms manager first so we could do it proper.
*Presses button and water bomb balloon falls from the top floor elevator shaft all the way down outside splooshing Ryan and his roomies.
Handy thing that ejector button. Come on Count, let's get some ammo and join the fun. Oh, and tell Christy to go get that thing, she knows the one.
Count: Yes sir! *Dashes off to find our Arctic Freezer water streamer guns and costumes.
They don't call me Mr. Freeze for nothing. Count: And don't forget my role as Blood Bath Battyman!

 

[Beakerfan]

Animal: *walking down the hall*ALLLLLEX?
I'm over here Animal!
Animal: Oh. *gets splashed with a water balloon* RAIN! *shakes self dry and grabs an umbrella*
Pepe: *sees Animal with umbrella* Hey amigo! What his with the hummbrella? *gets pelted with water balloons* OY! *runs under umbrella* eh, this was smart, hokay.
*runs into hallway* ooohh Kyyle! *splashes Kyle with giant water balloon*

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Ernie, what's going on out here?
Ernie: Looks like a splishy splashy good time! Right, Rubber Duckie?
RD: *squeak squeak squeak*
Ernie: Khekhekhe! Come on, Bert! (runs off to join the fun)
Bert: Oh no. Not me. I'd much rather just sit over here and read my--*SPLASH*(gets hit with balloon)
Ernie: Umm...(points to Rubber Duckie)
Bert: (shivering)

 

[Erine81981]

Your going down Kathy! *runs after Kathy*

Herry: Try and catch me. He he he he he.....*runs off from Rosita*

Yo Grover! Catch! *throws a water balloon to Grover*

Grover: *stutters and clamers around tring to catch the water balloon* Uh ah....aaawww...uh.....oh....*SPLASH!* Kyle!

Sorry Grover. *gets hit with one* See. *points to self* I'm going to get you Al!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *soaked* I think I'm retaining water.
Clifford: *throws water balloon at the back of Ryan's head*
Ryan: YOW! Why'd ya do that?
Clifford: 'Cause you started this whole mess, man! My cell phone is ruined!
Ryan: Hmm, sorry 'bout that, Cliff. Maybe you should've gotten a shell phone instead! Ahh! Wocka! Woc-
Clifford: *pelts Ryan with another water balloon*

 

[The Count]

*Walks out in cryogenic capsule suit... Ah, blessed eternal cold. Now to make this the winter of your discontent!
*Blasts Maurice, Murray, Camilla and Gonzo with a chilling stream from Arctic Freezer gun. Now where is that Prawn... He owes us a story chapter.
*Stomps off to set up a fiendishly clever watery criminal plot against the roomies at the dorms.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *hides in Everybody Eats* He'll never find me here. *spies waiter* Yes, I'll have an ice cream please.

 

[Erine81981]

Maurice: *shivering* I-i-i-i-i'm f-f-f-freee-zzing.

Murray: N-n-n-not as m-much as me.

You guys ok?

Maurice: F-freezing..c-cold.

Don't worry. I'll get that Mr. Ed. Who's with me?

Grover: I am right behind you.

Herry: So am i.

We and whoever else walk along the sidewalk as we fallow Ed for a showdown on the freezing water balloon or gun fight.

 

[The Count]

*Waiter: Certainly sir... Oh, I guess you must want something to drink.
*Waiter turns around to reveal himself as a penguin commando in league with Ed and the Count, splashing a water balloon on Prawny.
*Comes into the restaurant... And perhaps some cold ice to go with that drink. *Splashes Ryan with cold stream. Now post the next of the story or I'll give you a deep freeze!