Bert: Not a bad turn out tonight.
Bry: You're right. Glad Ryan, Beth and Kyle were all able to stop by. They were so great at keeping an eye on things while I was gone. Ed too.
Big Bird: Yeah, I had fun staying with Beth. I'd love to go back sometime.
Telly: And I always have fun with Kyle and my Monster buddies.
Bry: Ernie? Bert? What about you guys? How were things with Ryan?
Bert: Ryan's a nice guy, but I must say...the way they live over there is a bit unorthodox.
Ernie: Oh, come on, Bert. The ducks weren't that bad.
Telly: I thought they lived with a chicken.
Bert: I guess it's not much different here.
Bry: But we don't have exploding socks.
Big Bird: Bryan, you didn't hand out any of the souveniers.
Bry: I know. It's because I didn't have time to wrap them all yet. I'll deliver them throughout the week.
Big Bird: Okay.
Bry: I'm tired. Time for bed.
Bert: Me too.
Ernie: Me three. (races with Bert to their room)
Big Bird: Off to my nest. It's way past my bed time. (goes to nest)
Telly: Yeah. (goes to bed also)
Bry: Goodnight, guys. (Calling out the window) Goodnight, Hoots!
Hoots: 'Night, dude. Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the number 2 and by the letter M.