Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Hi Ernie... Sorry, but I'm mired in stuff to do, so I won't be able to go with you guys today. But I'm free on Thursday, so if Bry's still here then, I'd gladly invite him and you guys out to lunch. Hope that's OK.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *waiting for Ernie upstairs* Man, Bry, it's so great to have you back! Ernie and Bert were a ton of fun to have around the room, thanks for letting me watch after them.
Clifford: Yeah, but it'll be nice to have a little more elbow room, now that they're gone.
Gonzo: Who needs elbow room? I like being squished into tiny places!
Rizzo: Yeah, have you seen where we sleep?
Ryan: Oh, Bry, that reminds me, I've been writing a new fan-fic. It's about Sesame Street! If you get a chance, and if you want to, drop by and read it. It's called "Street Smarts", I think you'll really like it.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed. It's quite good.
Camilla: Brawk bawk!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Sure, Ed. No problem! Bryan said he's here til next Sunday when he flies back to Florida. Don't work too hard now. Bye bye! (Runs upstairs to meet everyone else outside, but doesn't see them.) Hmm...I wonder where they are.
(Lefty the Salesman sneaks up beside Ernie)
Lefty: Hey, bud...
Ernie: Who, me?!
Lefty: Shhhh!
Ernie: (whispers) Who me?
Lefty: Riiight. Looks like your friends left without you. What would you say I sell you this cute little puppy. (pulls out an adorable little Muppet dog with a waggly tail)
Ernie: Aww...well isn't he cute! Hello little doggie!
Dog: Arf! Arf!
Ernie: Khekhekhe!
Lefty: Yeah...ya know they say that a dog is man's best friend. He'd never leave you and he'll always stay by your side. The most loya friend you'll ever have. I'll sell you this dog for a nickle.
Ernie: Oh, but I have great friends. They probably already left because we had special reservations and they didn't want to lose the private room.
Lefty: Oh...well, you can see they took the car. How are you gonna get there?
Ernie: Well--
Lefty: (interupts) Shhhh!
Ernie: Ooops. (covers mouth)
Lefty: I've got a great deal for you. I'll sell you this invisible motorcycle for just a nickle.
Ernie: Invisible motorcycle?
Lefty: Riiight...
Ernie: Well, gee...that's very nice of you, but the resteraunt is just down the street a bit. I can just walk. Thanks anyway. (strolls off down the street)
Dog: (follows Ernie wagging his tail behind him) Arf! Arf!

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: So, Bryan, while you were touring America, did you go see the World's Largest Yogurt Cup? I know I would have.

 

[BEAR]

Ryan: *waiting for Ernie upstairs* Man, Bry, it's so great to have you back! Ernie and Bert were a ton of fun to have around the room, thanks for letting me watch after them.
Clifford: Yeah, but it'll be nice to have a little more elbow room, now that they're gone.
Gonzo: Who needs elbow room? I like being squished into tiny places!
Rizzo: Yeah, have you seen where we sleep?
Ryan: Oh, Bry, that reminds me, I've been writing a new fan-fic. It's about Sesame Street! If you get a chance, and if you want to, drop by and read it. It's called "Street Smarts", I think you'll really like it.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed. It's quite good.
Camilla: Brawk bawk!

Bry: Hey, no problem. Thanks for letting them stay with you.
Bert: It sure was different, but we had an interesting time. (Rizzo is about to steal the bread off his plate) Hey!!
Bry: So I see Rizzo has moved in with you, huh? Welcome back, Riz!

 

[BEAR]

Gonzo: So, Bryan, while you were touring America, did you go see the World's Largest Yogurt Cup? I know I would have.

Bry: The world's largest yogurt cup?! Haha! No, I missed that one. Where is it located?

 

[theprawncracker]

Where is it located?

Gonzo: *srug* I was hoping you would know.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Sorry, Gonzo. I did see a few other things you might be interested in. There was the world's largest baseball bat in Louisville...the Fear Factor Live show at Universal Studios in Orlando, FL...Oh, and of course there's always plenty of chickens in the midwest.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Ooh! Tell me about the chickens!
Camilla: BRAWK!
Gonzo: Oops. I mean, uh, tell me about the baseball bat! Ha ha ha... *innocent*
Ryan: Yeah, the chickens in the midwest aren't that great anyway... there sure are enough of them though. And corn.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hi guys!
Bert: Ernie, where've you been?
Ernie: Oh, I got a little sidetracked.
Bry: By this dog?
Dog: Arf! *pant pant*
Ernie: Oh, well uh...he followed me here. So what are we talking about? Hey, did Ryan tell you about his new story he's writing? It's pretty good.
Bry: Yeah, I'll be sure to check it out as soon as I can.
Telly: Hey, Bryan? Can I get a dessert?
Bry: Sure, Telly. Waiter? Can we please get a dessert menu? Thank you.
Telly: Yes yes yes!!