Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[AnimatedC9000]

Lips: ... I fold. *puts his cards down*

I don't understand the game, anyway. *takes the pile of cards and throws them into the air* Let's play Pick-Up!

 

[Erine81981]

*walking up the Muppet Univierty* Hey WW! *both do a weird handshake* How are you? *sees Gobo and Matt* Hey fraggle guys. *waves* You all look tired. Well don't worry. They'll be open soon. *yells to my dormies* Come on guys.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk....honkhonk!

Herry: I really do need to learn how to speak honker.

Frazzle: Wopwefa sdfasjfja sl;djfjsfs fdjkfj;la sdkf!

*gets out translator* I understand Frazzle. (whisper to Herry) He's a little on the grumpy side today.

Herry: Why's that?

He's been trying to (whispers in ear) almost every day now.

Herry: *eye brows raise up* Oh my gosh! I'll have to teach him.

Good to know. *thumps up*

Wolfgang Seal: *flops over to me* Arf arf arf arrrrrrrfgh!

*throws him a fish* There you go. Enjoy. I really do hope that Uncle Wally is greatful that i took Wolfgang in. I just hope he doesn't try to do anything stupid. Can't wait for them to let us in.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *fiercely writing in her journal, squeezing her Elvis plush in one hand*

Animal: *watching her nervously* *looks up at clock* *scratches his head and lookes around warily*

Sweetums: *checking everyone's suitcases*

Bean: *nowhere to be found*

 

[Erine81981]

*sets up a tent* There we go. Everyone got their tents up?

Homer Honker: Honk! *thumbs up*

Good.

Herry: Me and Frazzle will share one.

Alrighty. Well that leaves Wolfgang but he'll stay with me in my tent. Let's zip up our tents and head out to eat. What sounds good?

Frazzle: Wahjerj keajdflk ajdlfj sdalkfjl askdflkldlf?

I don't know? *gets cellphone out* I'll call and see.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(On some flat rooftop with a good view both of the night sky and the train station down in Nelson Square, Scooter sits tuning his guitar, while the others are inside doing other things.)

(A train whistle sounds in the station as a few shooting stars go by above.)

Scooter: I feel a song coming on...

(finishes tuning and starts to play)

Scooter: (singing)
When your good nights have been said,
And you are lying in bed,
With the covers pulled up tight...
And though you count every sheep,
You get the feeling that sleep
Is going to stay away tonight...

That is when you hear it coming,
That is when you hear the humming,
Of the...Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real...yes or no?
Starlight Express, answer me yes,
I don't want you to go.

Want you to take me away,
But bring me back before day-
Light, and in the time between,
Take me to everywhere,
But don't abandon me there,
Just want to say I've been...

I believe in you completely,
Though I may be dreaming sweetly,
Of the Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real...yes or no?
Starlight Express, answer me yes,
I don't want you to go.

(quick instrumental, as another whistle sounds)

And if you're there, and if you know,
Please tell me which way I should go...
Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real, yes or no?
Starlight Express, please answer me yes,
I don't want you to go...

Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
Are you real...are you near?
Starlight Express, answer me yes,
I need you...to be here.

(Scooter finishes with a brush of guitar chords.)

Beige: (in a room down below) Now do "One Rock 'n' Roll Too Many."

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth and Wanda the Cat pull up in Beth's car*
Beth: Still closed. Hmm, want to get a hotel room?
Wanda:*sarcastically* Where? The Happiness Hotel?
Beth: Good point, never mind.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <lying on Dorm roof, staring up at the sky>
Chef: <barbecueing something> <...please don't ask what>
Robin: <curled up on a pillow, either sleeping or faking it>
Rowlf: <Sigh> Has anyone else noticed that we're still on the ROOF, not in the BUILDING?
Lisa: ...<shrug> Yeah. Nice fresh air.
Rowlf: ...Anyone else wonder why the dorms aren't open?
Lisa: ...Should we?
Rowlf: ...<shrug> Nice fresh air up here.
Lisa: Yyyyyyyup.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *curled up in a sleeping bag, resting against Sweetums and listening to Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden on her iPod*

Animal: *on top of a sleeping bag next to Alex's, scribbling in one of Bean's coloring books*

Sweetums: *snuggling Bean and keeping the others warm*

 

[Erine81981]

*sits under a tree outside of the Muppet Univerity* This is the life. Nothing to do. Nothing to watch and nothing to do.

Herry: You already said that. This isn't no life! It's boring out here. We need to liven up things around here.
That sounds like a wonderful idea Herry. Why not a musical dance party.

Herry: Right here in the front steps of the dorms?

Yeah! All we need is our insterments.

Herry: I'll go get them out of the storege shead.

Good. I'll let everyone know.

 

[Erine81981]

*wakes up and yawns* Oh man. *rubs eyes, looks around* Oh no! I forgot about our sing-along. Oh i hope Herry isn't mad at me. Wonder where he is?

The camrea pans over to the storage shed where we see Herry asleep on an old mattress.

Herry: *yawns* *talks in his sleep* Oh boy. This is going to be fun. *lips smack together*