Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, yeah, Snowth. You should join!
Bert: How did we get here?
Ernie: Surfing.
Bert: Surfing? Where's your surf board? Where's the ocean?
Ernie: Not that kind of surfing, Bert. Surfing the net!
Bert: (sigh) I'm going back to Sesame Street. Call me when the Dorms have reopened.
Ernie: Khekhkekhe!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch- er, Kim's house...

Boober: Any word from Ed on the dorms, yet?
Kim: Good grief, the mail isn't even here yet, Boober. (pause) Wait a sec. I know why I'm up this early, but why are you?
Boober: I'm getting a jump-start on laundry. We don't want to go back to the dorms with dirty clothes!
Kim: ...fine, whatever keeps you happy.

-Kim

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *sitting on the floor, peeling potatoes. Beside him is a large pile of peeled potatoes*

Bean: Gee, what's all this for?

Sweetums: I just have a feeling we're gonna need it.....

Bean: *grabs a potatoe and begins to peel it*

Animal: *putting the potatoes in a very large pot* MASH! MASH!

Alex: Ooh, we're watching M*A*S*H*? Yay! Hold on a sec! *runs and grabs a picture of Major Winchester* Okay, ready!

Animal: NOT M*A*S*H*! *holds up a potatoe* MASH!

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *staring at a clock*

Bean: *staring at Sweetums*

Animal: *standing in the pot of potatoes, mashing them with his feet as if they were grapes*

Alex: Annnny day now.....

 

[The Count]

Hi... All we're waiting for is Bryan (BEAR) to respond to the message sent him. Once we have his reply then the dorms will reopen.
Thanks for your patience and have a good day.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Ed, you hit 20,000 posts! WOW! Congrats, just had to throw that out there.

 

[BEAR]

Huh? You're waiting on me? Oops! I'll get on it write away...or right aweigh...or anchors aweigh! Bon voyage!

(Wow...I've been around Lisa and Prawnie too much)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Huh? You're waiting on me? Oops! I'll get on it write away...or right aweigh...or anchors aweigh! Bon voyage!

(Wow...I've been around Lisa and Prawnie too much)

Yeah, come on Bryan, what's up with that huh? Huh? Always waiting on you, geeze....

I'm kidding of course. It's good to see you!

 

[AnimatedC9000]

*playing cards with her roomates and anyone else who wants to join*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(somewhere across town)

Storyteller: (singing) But I dillied, and I dallied...
Scooter: (midway through changing guitar chords) Hold that thought - the reporter's back.
Beige: Hey, lady, where've you been?
Erin: Cut me some slack, man, I had a headache for part of the day.
Nora: Ugh...so what's in the bag?
Erin: The War Within. Bob Woodward's latest epic about the fools on the Hill. So what're you guys up to?
Scooter: Since we're getting ready to move...
Beige: Hopefully...
Storyteller: We're singing "Don't Dilly Dally on the Way."
Nora: Yeah, have a seat, we're almost up to the chorus.

All: (singing) My old man...said follow the van, but don't dilly dally on the way...