Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[D'Snowth]

BUNNY is a part of this clique now? !

No wonder she's been ignoring me quite a bit as of late...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <double-take> WHY MAKE SENSE WHEN IT'S MORE PROFITABLE TO MAKE DOLLARS?
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Keep it down, Lisa, I'm on the phone! <ahem> Yeah, I'd try to avoid the Zlotys... No, I don't know how it's spelled... Stick to the Euro if y'go foreign, though...

 

[Leyla]

<Leyla and Hilda are having tea. RK is talking into Jimmy's hole.>
Leyla: Oh, dear, someone else is in a hole.
Hilda: That'll happen. More sugar?
Leyla: Please. Why ARE there so many holes around here anyway?
Hilda: Are you joking? With the people who live here? The question is why is anything NOT a hole.
Leyla: ....hmm... now there's a philosophical question for you.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...I think I'm going to bed.
Gonzo: *looks around* Where's Camilla?
Camilla: *appears at the top of a hill and raises a tree branch high* BRA-CAAAAAWK! *swings branch forward*
*a legion of birds sweep over the hill and descend upon the Dorms pulling Jimmy out of the hole* *the birds pick up Ryan, Lisa, Cait, Layla, and their roommates and place them gently on the roof*
Ryan: *looks around* Huh. I didn't know I could do that too. *cheesy wink* G'night everybody!

 

[Leyla]

Leyla: Alright, Kermit! We've gotta get him out of the hole, now!
RK: No, no! Wait just one more minute!
Jimmy: Uh... and mah chicken album, by Beauregard, and mah chicken album by Camilla, and mah chicken album, by-
Hilda: Are you making him PAY to get him out of there?
RK: Technically, it's barter. Yeah, I have that one. What else ya got?
Leyla: <starts to get mad, thinks, starts again> Kermit... you remember who's behind Jimmy in that hole?
RK: Sure, Wanda and...uh oh.
Leyla: Uh huh.
RK: She's not gonna let me smooch her for a week.
Leyla: <smiling> If she lets you stay in one piece.
RK: <heroically> Jimmy, we're getting you out of that hole! HEAVE!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Robin, was it my imagination, or were you just carried by a robin?
Robin: ...<Sigh>...
Rowlf: Lisa, YOU were carried by some sort of large, intimidating bird of prey.
Lisa: ...Your point?
Rowlf: Well, if Robin was carried by a robin...
Lisa: ...Hush, you. <sigh> <stretches out and stares up at the sky> Roof, sweet roof...
Rowlf: Woof.
Lisa: That too.

 

[Leyla]

Leyla, RK, Hilda and newly rescued Jimmy, Wanda and a pristine Robot Piggy stare at the birds.

Leyla: Huh... well, that was easy.
RK: Don't know my own strength.
Robot PIggy: Nice view.
Hilda: What, with all the holes?
Robot Piggy: Wasn't looking at that view...

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... He must've taken Prawny's hand in marriage. No, not Prawny, just his hand. *Takes franks and beans for camp-style cookout for the people on the roof.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

O_O I'm kind of against senseless violence and the harming of innocent animals.

Marvin:

... I only harm when nessecary. *examines her long (and real, I might add) fingernails*

 

[Beakerfan]

*wanders in, hair a mess and clothing looking a little shabby*

AHA! BILLY BONES! ITS ME! BIIIIND PEW! COME OUT! I know you're in there!

*crashes into Prawnie* Aha! What have we here? A pretty little girl!

Erm.... wait. *looks at self* *looks around* Darn. Sleepwalking again. Oh well, lets get this party started!

PS Snowth, instead of complaining, why don't you just break down and join?