Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[theprawncracker]

Make up your froggin' minds, are the dorms closed or not?

*points up* What Layla said.

 

[TogetherAgain]

(I have THREE minds. You expect me to make ALL of them up? I've tried. It may result in several side effects, including but not limited to headaches, shortness of breath, dizzyness, sleepwalking, sudden death, dehydration, dichromatism, dyslexia, and making sense. But why make sense when it's more profitable to make dollars? If you experience any of these side effects, contact your doctor immediately...)

 

[Leyla]

<rumblings rumble and rumble and rumble! and RUMBLE and Rum...stop>

 

[AnimatedC9000]

*arriving on the scene* Guys... could ya keep it down? I got school tomorow, the two people I'm currently staying with are gone, and I have no idea how to get back to the hotel I'm staying at from here. ... by the way, do androids have credit cards?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Just a second. M'phone's ringin'. <pulls rotary dial phone out of nowhere and picks it up> Hello? ...What? Making sense? Oh... Could be serious. Yeah, better hurry up and make some dollars instead. Or Pesos, Euros, Shekels, dubloons...
Lisa: RUM? <scurries around the lawn> Rum? Rum? Where's the rum? Is the rum GONE? WHY is the rum ALWAYS gone?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <puts hand on head> I need a hat.
Chef: <puts his hat on Lisa's head>
Lisa: ...I'm afraid that's not QUITE what I had in mind there, mate. <returns hat to Chef's head>

 

[theprawncracker]

*stares down at arm* *screams* HE TOOK MY HAND AND RAN OFF WITH IT!
Gonzo: *wide eyes* That is SO COOL!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <leans against Prawnie> You really do take "lending a hand" a bit seriously, don't you, matey?

 

[Leyla]

<abruptly two ping pong ball eyes swimminng in a pool of rather dirty green felt appear from a newly opened tunnel in the ground, followed immediately by the head, torso, legs and flippers of Kermit the Robot Frog.. He peers around cheerfully, spots a worm looking relieved the rumblings have disrumbled, and promptly eats it.>

RK: Mmm... tastes just like mom scrounges.
<He crawls out into the open and turns back to help a bedraggled young woman out of the hole>
Leyla: I am not your mother, young robot frog! How many times have I told you to-
RK: So you see my point, toots?
Leyla: ... I'm glad you like the worms. Now, let's get everyone else out... Jimmy? Is that you? Wow, you're a mess. Here, let us help you-
<Hilda, seamstress extrodinaire, clambers out, looking offended>
Leyla: Oops... uh... that colour looks great on you, Hilda dear. Uh... heh. sorry.
RK: Time to look into those contacts, eh sweetheart?
Leyla: Hey, I brought you into this world, Kermit, and I can take you out again.
RK: Actually, I'm pretty sure you didn't. And I just took YOU out of the world, but if you'd like to go back in...
Leyla: <quickly>. I'll be good! <softly> Lousy, sassy, ungrateful rob- <catches him looking at her> uh... Robert...Parker, who was in grade 6 with me... yes.
<from inside the hole>
Jimmy: Kin someone git me outta this thing? Dem women folks is maighty fierce back there. Ah! Ah think somethin's got ma leg!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blinks at Lisa* Lisa, are you... *ahem* Never mind.
Can I just have my hand please?