Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *looks around* Where are we?
Gonzo: I... I think we're... at the Dorms?
Ryan: But... we're on the front lawn!
Clifford: *stides over* Just checked--the front doors have been locked. We're stuck here on the lawn.
Ryan: ...How'd we get off the roof?
Gonzo: I think we jumped.
Ryan: That would explain why your legs are broken.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <stares forlornly up at roof> ...I knew I should've learned the fiddle.
Rowlf: Fiddle?
Lisa: Fiddler on the Roof. The fiddler can keep his balance... <looks at ground> I apparently fell.
Chef: Shmur gum SHUUR de bungshky MURNER!
Rowlf: <double-take> Wha?
Lisa: Nothing. Nothing. He didn't say ANYTHING about murder. <Looks at Chef> Stop reading my homework.
Robin: ...Well... At least I didn't get buried under a pile of rope this time! ...<Edges away from giant pulley> Yet, anyway.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Heh. You fell off the roof too, huh? At least I'm not alone.
Clifford: Man, get off your high horse.
Ryan: *shrug* I already got off the high roof, isn't that enough?

 

[D'Snowth]

Alright, one less clique to worry about!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <double-take> Horsie? <looks around> Horsie?
Rowlf: No, no, it was a figure of--
Lisa: Horsie? <wanders front lawn> Horsie?
Rowlf: ...Maybe she hit her head on the way down.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *shifty eyes* I do not understand this at all. *watches Lisa* I didn't see a horse.
Ryan: What? It was the mane attraction!
Sam: *groans* Uch... disgusting.

 

[Leyla]

<large unearthly rumbling sounds rumble, because that's what rumbles do, through the lawn>

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Hoooorsiiieee...
Robin: <eyes the pulley suspiciously> <steps away from it> <eyes Lisa suspiciously> ...<steps away from her, too>
Lisa: Horsie? HORSIE?
Chef: ...Gar, de shmur... sheepinde DEED de wanna horsie de be de be de be...
Robin: ...Who's Debbie?
Lisa: HORSIE? Horsie? Horsie? Horsie...

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Debbie? Did you say Debbie? Erm... gotta go! *runs off nervously*
Gonzo: *searches around with a magnifying glass for horse* *feels the rumble* *rides it excitedly*

 

[Leyla]

<rumbling sounds intensify> <frightened worms ...worm their way to the safety of the air, only to be eaten by birds>