Muppet Central Couples

[Kiki]

Heh, I've never actually thought 'bout MC Couples but, y'know, I s'pose it happens (Caroline, William!).
It would be cool to find someone who you rully fancy on the forum though.

M'kay! I'm a teenager, I like walks on the beach, 70's music and MUPPETS!

 

[D'Snowth]

M'kay! I'm a teenager, I like walks on the beach, 70's music and MUPPETS!

So now we're putting ads in the personals eh? Okay...

I'm a suave handsome son-of-a-gun, 6'4'' slick dark hair, big blue eyes, huge pecks, firm muscles, and a gold tooth.

*D'Snowth's nose grows fifteen times its normal size*

 

[jediX]

Hey, jediX, you're back... again! How the heck are ya?

Not dead. That's what counts, right? I've just been focusing on work--I've been interning at Fox this quarter and will most likely go back again when school starts back up in January. I've also been recording an album of metal versions of Nintendo and Super Nintendo music, "Matt Plays Nintendo" http://www.comma-dee.com/matt/music/

I'm sure you'd get better results posting personal ads here than other places. All of the girls I've looked into on those have some serious problems...

 

[Kiki]

So now we're putting ads in the personals eh? Okay...

I'm a suave handsome son-of-a-gun, 6'4'' slick dark hair, big blue eyes, huge pecks, firm muscles, and a gold tooth.

*D'Snowth's nose grows fifteen times its normal size*

LOL.

 

[Teheheman]

Hmmmm......personal ads? Well, let's see. Hi, I'm 86 years old, and 900+ lbs. I have a mask held on my cream cheese that resembles Johnny Depp, and under it I look like Hugh Downs. What I'm looking for is a woman. Any woman. I'm getting desperate. I'll even take that woman with the mustache and the deep voice, or Bea Arthur. She seems nice. Turn-ons include Bagels, jelly toast, and Waffles. Turn-offs include body glitter, lifeboats and Canadian bacon(Dang canadians, think that ham is bacon, what's wrong with them......seriously) I'll even take a woman who needs a guy for US citizenship and they can't speak a lick on English. THAT'll be the girl for me.

Daniel

 

[D'Snowth]

\(Dang canadians, think that ham is bacon, what's wrong with them......seriously)

Hey buddy, my girl's Canadian, so don't go dissin' the Canadians, boy!

 

[Teheheman]

Hey buddy, my girl's Canadian, so don't go dissin' the Canadians, boy!

Well, then. You can ask her. I actually did a short in college called "The Canadians are Coming" where Canadians were trying to take over the world. It was kinda weird, it was a dream within a dream thing, plus I had no sound the first day of shooting, so I had to make it into half-silent movie/half regular movie. But it worked out good, cause that was the part of the dream. The ending was a lot like the music video to Thriller. That ending. It was interesting to say the least. In conclusion, INVADE CANADA, You don't know, I think they're up to something

Daniel

 

[sarah_yzma]

Sounds like the end of Canadian Idiot

"so quick before they see it coming, time for a pre-emptive strike"

 

[beaker]

Good thing I didn't do the Sam impersonation, that would have taken all night to explain...

So yeah, in true Seinfeldian fashion, I don't intend to see this girl again other than on a friend kind of basis because she didn't know who Animal was. That's right, kids.

Darn, last girl I was seeing, totally got my Mahna Mahna/Fraggle Rock/Bunsen Honeydew impersonations. Maybe its a generational thing?

But yeah, if a girl or guy doesnt even know who Animal is? eesh.

And YES, long distance relationships do stink. The two gf's Ive had were long distance, and well...suffice to say they didnt last very long after we started hanging out in person: bus and airfare is so expensive!

 

[D'Snowth]

You don't know, I think they're up to something

The day the Canadians are up to something is the day Antarctic returns to being a tropical island.