Muppet 6 Word Stories

[cjd874]

: The alphabet is not a word!
: Also eats telephones, letters, and bicycles.
: Exhausts himself after "Near and far."
: Won't play with you. Now scram!
: Has a banana in his ear.
: Plays checkers against his pet pigeon.
: Will count anything in plain sight.
: Elmo loves you! It's a mantra!
: Why can't they bring him back?!

 

[Weirdo96]

Gonzo. A Whatever, not an alien.

 

[Misskermie]

: Kermie and Annabelle? Moi thinks not.

 

[Bliffenstimmers]

I'm not sure if any of these have been done, but here's my first attempt at this, starting with minor Sesame Street characters...

• You can't do like Roosevelt do! (Roosevelt Franklin)
• Right now you're on Mulberry Street. (SAM The Robot)
• Sings surprisingly catchy songs about feelings. (Little Jerry and the Monotones)
• I often give long, informative... zzz... (Professor Hastings)
• My friend's a cabbage. Say Hello! (Monty)
• Ridiculous puns about letters and numbers. (Harvey Kneeslapper)
• I started out selling toy ovens. (Little Bird)

 

[Misskermie]

Cookie Monster. Must hide your cookies.

 

[cjd874]

I'm not sure if any of these have been done, but here's my first attempt at this, starting with minor Sesame Street characters...

• You can't do like Roosevelt do! (Roosevelt Franklin)
• Right now you're on Mulberry Street. (SAM The Robot)
• Sings surprisingly catchy songs about feelings. (Little Jerry and the Monotones)
• I often give long, informative... zzz... (Professor Hastings)
• My friend's a cabbage. Say Hello! (Monty)
• Ridiculous puns about letters and numbers. (Harvey Kneeslapper)
• I started out selling toy ovens. (Little Bird)

I just thought of a few, too.

• EVERY time I come in here... (Fat Blue)
• Hey bud...wanna buy an O? (Lefty the Salesman)
• Woof Woof is a terrible name! (Barkley)
• I just can't help it! CRASH! (Herry Monster)
• Ready for this wacky stunt? Okay! (Guy Smiley)
• Could I use your ring-ring? (Simon Soundman)
• Hey! The name's Benny! Not BUNNY! (Benny Rabbit)

 

[Misskermie]

Jim Henson. Gone, but not forgotten.

 

[CountFan1998]

Big V ate prototype Kermit. Sad. ("Inch Worm")
Box was eaten by Sour Bird ("Rock n' Roll Monster")
Fuzzyface can't get in the box. (Kermit lecture)
"Well I live in the future..." ("Trapped" from InnerTube TV)
Does steam always come from noses? (Hugga Wugga/Sclrap Flyapp)

Writing with six words is hard.

 

[Misskermie]

Hilda. The missing Muppet clothing mistress.

Fozzie. Everyone's favorite fuzzy funny man!

Gonzo. Seems to like tapioca pudding.

Piggy. Really needs a smaller wardrobe.

 

[Slackbot]

Convincing John gets laryngitis. All rejoice.