One story/quote each.
: Show hanging by thread, saves it.
: Hits frog, but still loves him.
: Always full of hope. Wocka wocka!
: His uncle owns the Muppet Theater.
: YOKELS!!! They just don't know art.
: Dr. Bob is his alter ego.
: DRUMS! FOOD! WOMEN! DRUMS! FOOD! WOMEN!
: Chronically groovy. Need I say more?
: Like, mom, it's my OWN life!
: Golden teeth and golden tones, baby!
: Silent because sax is his axe.
: Chickëë in dur baskee! Døø points!
: Old geezers heckle Fozzie's old jokes.
: One-note act involving boomerang fish.
: Help. I am surrounded by weirdos.
: Scientists' experiments goes awry. Poor Beaker.
: Hey, did someone just say BANG?
: Bumbling yet lovable. I love him!
: He just can't get a break.
: No! Jack not name. Jack JOB!
: Gonzo's chick...see what I did?