One story/quote each.

: Show hanging by thread, saves it.

: Hits frog, but still loves him.

: Always full of hope. Wocka wocka!

: His uncle owns the Muppet Theater.

: YOKELS!!! They just don't know art.

: Dr. Bob is his alter ego.

: DRUMS! FOOD! WOMEN! DRUMS! FOOD! WOMEN!

: Chronically groovy. Need I say more?

: Like, mom, it's my OWN life!

: Golden teeth and golden tones, baby!

: Silent because sax is his axe.

: Chickëë in dur baskee! Døø points!


: Old geezers heckle Fozzie's old jokes.

: One-note act involving boomerang fish.

: Help. I am surrounded by weirdos.


: Scientists' experiments goes awry. Poor Beaker.

: Hey, did someone just say BANG?

: Bumbling yet lovable. I love him!

: He just can't get a break.

: No! Jack not name. Jack JOB!

: Gonzo's chick...see what I did?