CHARLIE: Something doesn't smell right here, look at it!
LOUIS: I know I'M looking, I never seen so much green in one little brown package!
CHARLIE: Oh, it slipped out, here, help me scoop it up...
LOUIS: Oh mama this is one big load, I just want to roll around in it. Can I kiss it?
CHARLIE: NO! Dump it in the envelope.
LOUIS: Maybe we should just flush it.
CHARLIE: Were not gonna flush it. I'm going to put this in my pocket, leave this room, and take it to Austrailia.
LOUIS: Well if you're gonna do that, give it here, let me kiss it for good luck!
CHARLIE: NO! You're not gonna kiss it, it's bad enough you even touched it.
LOUIS: Charlie, before you put it away, can I at least smell it?
CHARLIE: Maybe later.
(Kangaroo Jack)