MopFam III - Same Family, Third Thread...

[RedDragon]

Jason: <looks at Goat> Maybe we should call an ambulance...

Mairin: Yeah...<takes out cellphone and dials 9-1-1>

 

[dwayne1115]

Bill: Time to give my Horse some exercises! *Jumps on horse and Rides him up stairs to Mr. Mops room*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh good, it's a lot less uncomfortable now there's a horse in the room...*pulls toes under covers*

 

[dwayne1115]

Bill: Mind if we practice our jumping? *Leads horse to jump over Me. Mops bed* Yeeehaww I feel right at home! this almost reminds me of my honnymoon but my bride had more facial hair!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Pity it doesn't think its a sheep...I could've counted it and fallen back to sleep...Good morning, Bill. Any letters for us today?

 

[dwayne1115]

Bill: Aw well lets see sure, looks like the long lost Mrs. Mop sent ya a letter. *Smells letter* wow she smells preety.

 

[RedDragon]

<Ambulance shrieks to a halt in front of the Moppet house. The paramedics jump out and run over to the unconscious Goat>

Paramedic: <looks Goat over, brushing off the mound of dirt piled on her torso> She's gonna be fine, just fine. No broken bones or anything thing. She's very lucky...and very dirty <looks up at Mairin and Jason> What happened-? ...Mairin?

Mairin: Yes?...

Paramedic: <stands up> Mairin! It's me! Som Randum Guye!

Mairin: Ooooooooooooooooooh...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah...hi...

Som: <runs up and hugs Mairin, kissing her on the cheek> I've missed you so much! What happened? Why didn't you ever come back to see me?

Mairin: Um, well, about that...

Jason: Mairin, who is this?

Mairin: Um. Uh. Well. Uh. <has deer-in-the-headlights look on her face>

Som: I'm her boyfriend <he proclaims happily>

Jason: <raises an eyebrow> Oh really? Is that so?

Som: Yep!

Jason: Mairin?

Mairin: Um. Uh. Well. Uh. Maybe. Kind a. Sort of. Once. Awhile ago. Before you came back.

Som: Oh don't be silly Mairin. Of course I'm your boyfriend. Right?

Mairin: Eh! <falls unconscious because of the stress>

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <Blinks> Mm... <shifts> Ow. <curls up in dirt> Ow ow ow. ...Mm... dirt.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *snatching letter* Maybe she does smell...*sniffs letter*...rather good, actually...*ahem* But that really is my concern, not yours...By the way, have you smelt any letters that might be from my older son lately? Probably smell salty, slightly sweaty and like video game consoles.

 

[RedDragon]

Som: Mairin? Are you ok baby?

Jason: <getting angry> She's not your "baby"

Som: <annoyed> What are you talking about? Who the heck are you?

Jason: I'M her boyfriend!

Som: Is that so? <turns to face Jason and drops Mairin in the process>

Mairin: <falls to the ground> Oft! <shifts> Eh. <curls up in dirt>...Mm... dirt.