MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

[Beauregard]

Isabella: Milk AND sugar please. If you will.

Father Moppet: *hands Isabella a glass of milk, and a cube of sugar* Sorry, we're all out of tea. I tried boiling the kettle on the barbecue...but should have just plugged it in instead. It melted. *to Bob* I think I have one of your traveler's packs in my tent...yes, here, "All You Need to Live Outdoors and More: Pack 1". Are these bear traps in here any good?

(OOC: Hey, Snowthers...)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Isabella: Mmmm sugar milk. *settles into corner*

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: Now then...there's nothing like a roaring camp fire to get the chill out of your bones. *pause* Probably should have put it outside of the tent though... *coughing through the smoke*

 

[The Count]

Snowthers? In May? Hmm, odd weather. At least it'll put out Father's tent fire. Though why the tent got fired I'll never know.

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *smothering the fire flames with a blanket, clearly finishing a story between coughs* ...and so that is why the tent got fired. *cough* And the reason Donald Trump's assets got frozen up in the mountain last fall. *cough* Or that's what I heard from Ivana anyway. *cougar*

 

[redBoobergurl]

*upon hearing the word cougar Izzy suddenly becomes a cat, her eyes glowing in the dark*

 

[The Count]

*A shadowy figure looks over a couple of books. Time for hexams again. At least we're giving them instead of taking them. Sure glad Headmistress came back, it's always thrilling to read one of her updates. *Fades back to whatever those Moppets are up to in their Glendale greenery.

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: More milky sugar Ms Midni-...That's strange, I could have sworn she was here just a minute ago. Saucer of milk, kitty kitty?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack Bandit: What the--where'd the cat come from? I hate cats! Get me-ow-ta here! *cheeky look to the camera* What happened to the alligator?

 

[The Count]

VO: Er, the alligator left after Father slammed the manhole cover back on the street sir.
Now just move on with the next scene would you Jackie boy.