MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

[Beakerfan]

Seamus: *wriggling and writhing within Jack's grasp* Put me down you big GOOF! You ain't gettin my gold!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack Bandit: *exchanges confused look with Leprechaun* Excuse me, I am no goof! Nincompoop, failure, idiot, yes... but goof? That's just insulting! *hollers to Nell* Yes! Plumber! Here! I can pay you in... leprechaun!

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *to self, re plunger* Will not be needing a mud pack tonight. *falls into open sewer grate* I spoke too soon!

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: I didn't say I'm a plumber.... *reaches into her nest of dreadlocks* I mean't I HAVE a plumber. *holds out a leprechaun dressed in coveralls and holding a toolbox*

Seamus: Not a goof, huh? Could've fooled me...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack Bandit: What is this? Saint Jack-Tricks Day, the day where everyone tricks Jack? ...Wow, our writers have really gotten lazy while we've been gone.

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *thinking* This whole sewer/plunger/facial situation reminds me of when Wilson's Facials and Fecals changed their slogan to, 'It's never drains but it pores'.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Logan Moppet: Leprechaun? Jack Bandit? Waitaminute, am I in some kind of weird sitcom on a Muppet fan forum?

Studio Audience: *canned laughter*

Logan Moppet: No, but really...

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *hoping the MC Management don't sue-us* *get it?* *sewers?*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack Bandit: *tosses Leprechaun away* That was getting me nowhere. *hollers down the sewer* Hey, Moppet, have you started wrestling that alligator yet? This is just a crap-shot on my end... but you should probably NOT put your head in its mouth.

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *looks at plumber leprechaun* Yeah, he'll be no help. *tosses him away* We should probably lower a rope or something.... oh I got it! *grabs a dreadlock and begins to lower it down the sewer*