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MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

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Norman Melvin: I don't drink tea. Don't you have a glass of water anywhere?
 

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Father: You don't....drink...tea? I've heard rumors of such people, but never thought I'd meet one in my own attic!
 

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Norman Melvin: And I never thought I'd meet a crazy bozo in your own attic either. What's your name, again?
 

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Father Moppet: I apologize. I am Beauregard Parker Moppet, it's nice to meet you...even if you suspiciously refuse to drink herbal caffeinated beverages... I'm sure I can find some water for you downstairs if you really want some...
 

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Norman Melvin: If it's not too much of a bother, sir. Just please don't get it from the clogged *looks at Grace* you-know-what.

(OOC: Only the "you-know-what" to keep Father Moppet from making a big deal...)
 

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Father Moppet: *heads downstairs but finds the kitchen flooded so that he can't get to the sink...so grabs a glass off the counter and holds it out the window for a moment to fill up, and runs back upstairs* Here. *sweet smile*
 

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Norman Melvin: *takes glass and drinks it* Ah. Good water. Is it well water, spring water, or bought water?
 

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Father: Its, um, water most naturally gathered from original sources and freshly squeezed!
 

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Norman Melvin: How does one go about freshly squeezing water?
 
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