MC - The Revival

[tutter_fan]

It will soon be time once again to show my friends what I'm made of!

 

[beakerboy12]

I really do hope you win!

The Newsman: Breaking News! Beakerboy sides with tutter_fan in the pinball tournament! Details will be dropping...

*an anvil drops on Newsman*

The Newsman: ...tomorrow morning...

Clifford: Really! How many anvils and bags a' weight are gonna drop on this man before he gets that he ain't gonna finish a report!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Um, Clifford! Ain't gonna is a double negative.

Clifford: Who are you, a grammar teacher?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well no, but I did minor in writing in college!

Mildred Huxtetter: Oh my, this place has gone bananas!

Davey Monkey: Did somebody say bananas?

Joey Monkey: Yeah, did they?

Mildred Huxtetter: Living proof.

 

[tutter_fan]

*Note to self: laugh really hard anytime something odd happens to the newsman!

: THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!!!!!! tutter_fan is going to go to the 2nd round of the pinball tournament! Details to follow!

*DOINK! CLONK! BONK!*

A huge bag of steel balls used on pinball machines lands on newsie!

 

[rowlfy662]

pinballs better watch not to slip

: what *slips on pinballs*

watch out

; TIMBER!!!!!!

*sweetums falls on plank with anvil on i and it flies in air*

; no no no * pushes sam in front of him*

: no no no * pushes newsman*

bean bunny: hey guys whats that big silver

*anvil falls on bean*

; that would hurt don't you ritzo

: yeah oh look pizza

; pfft i got a magic potato okay

: pepes a fool thinking he has a magic potato

;well i have a singing cucumber

: i got a dancing muffin

okay this is geeting weirder than it usually is hope you win tutter fan

 

[tutter_fan]

*The TV turns on, you hear a bunch of typewriter clicks & clacks as runs in from the left with some papers

: THIS IS A NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE MUPPET NEWS ROOM! Our very own tutter_fan has been officially tied for 3rd place just after 1 week of play! This past week, he played at the Illini Union at the University of Illinois! He played quite swiftly on Junkyard gaining 1st place on the game with an estimated score of almost over 10 million points! He didn't do so well on World Cup Soccer 94, and Scared Stiff (somehow the right flipper's opto interrupter became broken while his team wasn't playing), but you know what they say! "Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose!" How far will tutter_fan be after just 3 rounds? The only way to find out is to STAY TUNED!!!

 

[beakerboy12]

I really do hope you win! It would be very cool for a MCer to win a pinball tournament. Mostly because we could actually say that sentence!

 

[tutter_fan]

Yeah! Being in 3rd, 2nd, or preferably 1st place would be awesome! One of my bosses told me "Nate, do you realize that if you win any money, or any prizes, you will instantly be considered a professional pinball player?", and I said "You know what? I've realized that right from the beginning of my desire to be in a pinball league, and I am virtually aware of this!" (If word gets out that I've won 1st place after the final tournament, it's going to spread like wildfire! It'll be just like when I graduated high school!) If any news comes my way about my status, you'll all be the first to hear about it, in a funny way of course!

 

[tutter_fan]

*Newsie enters with a huge news update

: THIS IS A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE MUPPET NEWS ROOM!

I forgot to mention that in an interview with tutter_fan that happened an hour or two ago that he said that he wished he had waited a bit longer to play Junkyard during league, and the reason why he wished he had waited is because he had literally almost beat his 4th place high score on the game while playing it during league!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Congrats Tutter_Fan! Hope the rest of the tourney goes well.

If you will excuse me for one moment, I need to blow off some steam.

Hey Animal! You got an extra set of drumsticks?

Drumsticks! Drumsticks!

Me: Beat drums beat drums!

 

[tutter_fan]

*wonders if any other chaos is going on in this thread!