MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Perhaps we could make...

....THE MUFFIN SHIELD!

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*

The Muffin shield?

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*

Yes....THE MUFFIN SHIELD!

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*

We weave a large cover of muffins, three muffins deep and cover then entire area with it in order to fend off falling rocks.

*dodges Rocks*

Thus....THE MUFFIN SHIELD

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*

Will you stop that!

 

[rowlfy662]

: whats it called

: please rowlf don't make them say it

: its called the muffin sheild okay

*nothing happens*

try this pepe THE MUFIN SHEILD!!!!!!!!!!!

*nothing happens*

*laughs* nevermind

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Luanne: Oooo... muffins?

Link Hogthrob: It is an MC Revival tradition. *offers Lu a muffin* Care to have one, my dear? I get seconds.

Luanne: Oh my golly... it looks a wee bit stale. Darling, thank you. <3

Link Hogthrob: It's a singing muffin.

Luanne: I'd think twice about singing foods, dear.

Singing Fats Waller Muffin:

Well, look who's here
Lulu's back in town
My, my, my, yes, yes, yes,

Link Hogthrob: Isn't it cute?

Luanne: *sarcasm* Yes. In fact, I'd eat it up.

Zoot: ... and the music had died...

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Miss Piggy: Oh Susie dear, where are Moi's ear plugs?

Susie: Right here ma'am! *shows her the ear plugs*

Miss Piggy: Well, now that the racket has stopped I won't be needing them.

Susie: Of course ma'am! *writes this down her clip board*

Miss Piggy: Foo Foo! *calls for her dog*

Foo Foo: *trots into the room*

Miss Piggy: Is mommy's little precious ready for her manicure?

Foo Foo: *barks excitedly*

Miss Piggy: Now that's cute! Susie, make sure Foo Foo's nails are up to par by the time I get back from shopping. *goes off to shop*

Susie: *gulps* W-will do.

Foo Foo: *growls at Susie*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

: whats it called

: please rowlf don't make them say it

: its called the muffin sheild okay

*nothing happens*

try this pepe THE MUFIN SHEILD!!!!!!!!!!!

*nothing happens*

*laughs* nevermind

Oh I see, your problem, you spelled it wrong

It's "The Muffin Shield!"

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*
See

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *to Miss Piggy* Have you ever thought about being self-sufficient? She (Susie) has to do everything for you. Let the kid be a little girl for once. *gives Susie a muffin*

 

[rowlfy662]

ah of course let me try again

*cleares throat*

THE MUFFIN SHIELD!!!!!!!!

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*

but where is the muffin shield

*thunder, lightning and ominous music*

ok but where is it

: um rowlfly look * points to sweetums*

sweetums you have eatin the muffin shield

*thunder lightning and ominous music*

stop that

: *belch* sorry i ate the muffin shield

*thunder*
no not again

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Miss Piggy: *was about to go when she glares at Link* She's my assistant you twit!

Susie: *accepts muffin* Thank you for the muffin Mr. Hogthrob...Miss Piggy is right, she's my employer and I work for her and I like my job...most of the time. *looks at Foo Foo*

Miss Piggy: Thank you Susie!

Susie: You're very welcome ma'am!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Miss Piggy: *was about to go when she glares at Link* She's my assistant you twit!

Susie: *accepts muffin* Thank you for the muffin Mr. Hogthrob...Miss Piggy is right, she's my employer and I work for her and I like my job...most of the time. *looks at Foo Foo*

Miss Piggy: Thank you Susie!

Susie: You're very welcome ma'am!

Link Hogthrob: *ruffles Susie's hair* You're quite welcome, my dear. Eat up, child. Luanne doesn't even like muffins.

Luanne: Honey. I didn't say I--

Link Hogthrob: But it was a present to you! D:

 

[DramaQueenMokey]

Susie: Please don't do that Mr. Hogthrob *frowns, she doesn't like to have her hair messed*

Foo Foo: *hops up and takes Susie's muffin*

Miss Piggy: Foo Foo, that isn't very nice!

Foo Foo: *eating the muffin anyway*

Susie: It's alright Miss Piggy, I can give Foo Foo her manicure more easily this way. Come on Foo Foo. *picks uo the dog*

Foo Foo: *is picked up, she's oblivious since she's eating her muffin*