MC - The Revival

[LinkiePie<3]

Whoa! I've missed a lot today! =P

~Link and Annie Sue return from their date, holding hands~

Annie Sue: *kisses Link on the cheek*

Link Hogthrob: *flatly* That's nice. *casually sits back in his recliner, then crack opens a beer*

Annie Sue: *eats a muffin* Mmmm... Link, you should try these--

~a muffin hits Link on the head~

Link Hogthrob: Oof! X.x-- Mmm... muffin! 8D *noms*

Annie Sue: Link! D8 A-a-are you okay, Link? Did you get hurt? =/ *kisses him on the forehead*

Miss Piggy: Annabel, don't be such a cry baby!

Annie Sue: *sigh*

Link Hogthrob: Mhm. Annie Sue, my dear, I am perfectly fine. Just stop your crying.

Annie Sue: -___-

Angie: *tosses a muffin at the porcine couple* O:B

Annie Sue: Eek! My hair! X.x *fluffs her 'fro*

Link Hogthrob: *chases after the youngster, muffin in hand* >/

Angie: Nuuuuuuu! D:

Dr. Strangepork: Ja, Link. *waves a banner* Get vthat vthing! XP

Johnny Fiama: Go Link! =P

Angie: *tosses a muffin at Johnny* Shuddup, John! =P

Johnny Fiama: Call me Johnny, kid. -__-

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So I was listening to Sesame Street songs today. Now I'm in a comunal Muppet mood.

But on a more on topic note...
Great scott, how do we get Gonzo back now?

Bunsen: Well, I don't know anything about this Scott character but here at Muppet labs we have developed a possible solution

Meep Meep meemeemeeep.

Exactly Beakie! We present the "instantaneous whole-matter distribution system." By using the radio chip we secretly implanted in Gonzo-

You did what

Bunsen:-uh, we can instantly sned him to any place you want.

So it's a teleportation system

Busnen: No! It's "instantaneous whole-matter distribution system."

*cough*teleportation system*cough*

So, you think it'll work

Bunsen: Oh most definietly

Then let's flip the switch.

Bunsen: Beaker! Throw the switch

*Beaker throws switch and is electocuted in the process.*

Beaker: Meeepp!

Bunsen: Oh yes, I should have mentioned the fact that even though the "instantaneous whole-matter distribution system" transports the whole mass, it doesn't neesecarily do so in the right way.

What's that supposed to mean?

*Gonzo appears with his nose on his head, a hand on his shoulder and an eye on his knee*

: Oh dear.

 

[rowlfy662]

*chuckles*

*muffin is thrown to ship*

has i not afraid of one simple muffin

*muffin explodes*

of course i could be wrong

statler:your meant to throw the muffin to the others

waldorf:not into your face

statler and waldorf:doo hohoho

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Sal Minella: *peeling off a banana*

Johnny Fiama: *casually in his chair at a cross-legged position, reading a magazine*

Baby Alistair Link: *makes a beeline to the monkey, vaguely tugging his leg*... uah? O.O

Sal Minella: *bows down at the little piglet, wearing a feeble smile* Hey, Al... where's your ma? XP

Baby Alistair Link: *blinks* Mama? O.O *shrugs*

Raquel Porkbelly: *pauses* ...what? What did I just hear, Sal? O____o

Sal Minella: Hey, Rocky! 8D *hands Baby Al to the young porcine mother* Al just called me Mama! OWO

Raquel Porkbelly: *blinks* Wow... O=

Mama Fiama: 'Ah. What 'a beautiful little baby. <3 Johnny... c'mere... real 'a-quick! 'Ora!

Johnny Fiama: Huh? What is it, ma?

Baby Alistair Link: *vaguely to Johnny* Mama...? OwO

Johnny Fiama: Heh. Cute, kid. Cute. XP

 

[beakerboy12]

Arggh! That there is a cute baby! And that there, Bunsen, is a teleporter! Arghh!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Actually, Beakerboy, it's an "instantaneous whole-matter distribution system!"

Whatever tickles your peach!

Sal Minella: Peach?

Anyway, I'm about to fire! But, before I do so, I'd like to ask those who are reading to put on your safety goggles before I begin to fire!

*Grover hands the audience goggles*

Grover: Yes! And, also, we would appreciate it if you would keep your hands, feet, arms, legs, tentacles, and/or tails inside the thread at all times! Thank you, and may the force be with you!

FIRE!

*muffins are then shot out of a cannon, hitting Link Hogthrob, Oscar the Grouch, Sal Minella, Johnny Fiama, and others*

 

[rowlfy662]

THE MUFFIN CANNON ON THE BLINK RUN!

*everyone runs around*

gonzo:must get away from that thing

fozzie:muffins there everywhere*gonzo and fozzie crash into each other*

wait there a fire aswell *fire bell rings*

waldo:i must be in the movie

no time for a rant to disney waldo there's a fire

*gets hit with muffin*

newsman:here is a newsflash RUN EVERYBODY RUN that is all

count: one muffin two muffin three muff*gets hit with muffin*

strangepork:at least my name is not an internet meme anymore

julius theres a fire

strangepork:*sigh* i spoke to soon

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *is hit with a muffin* Oof!-- MUFFIN! 8D

Baby Alistair Link: *whimpering for a muffin* ;__;

Link Hogthrob: *glances at a crying Alistair* What is it, my boy? What's the matter? D= *shakes a rattle* Did that make you happy? -_-

Baby Alistair Link: *screams at Link's face* DX

Link Hogthrob: No-- wait! *consoles the baby* Shh-- it's okay! *cheesy grin* It's a... mister happy pig? =BBB Look at the funny face, my son!

Baby Alistair Link: *facepalm* >_>

Raquel Porkbelly: *wanders by* What's wrong with Alistair, hon? Why is he cryin'?

Baby Alistair Link: ;__; *sniff*

Link Hogthrob: My dear... let me handle this. I am pretty much a good example of a fatherly figure. I'm the ideal role-model, unlike you! =P

Raquel Porkbelly: That's... wonderful to hear, dear. *rolls eyes*

Link Hogthrob: *rocking the baby*

Climb up on my knee Sonny Boy
Though you're only three Sonny Boy
You've no way of knowing
There's no way of showing
What you mean to me Sonny Boy.

When there are grey skies,
I don't mind the grey skies.
You make them blue Sonny Boy.
Friends may foresake me.
Let them all foresake me.
I still have you Sonny Boy.

You're sent from heaven
And I know your worth.
You made a heaven
For me here on earth.

When I'm old and grey dear
Promise you won't stray dear
For I love you so Sonny Boy.

When there are grey skies,
I don't mind grey skies.
You make them blue Sonny Boy.
Friends may foresake me.
Let them all foresake me.
I still have you Sonny Boy.

You're sent from heaven
And I know your worth.
You've made a heaven
For me here on earth.

And the angels grew lonely
Took you because they were lonely
I'm lonely too Sonny Boy.

Angie: *blows nose, loudly*... ;o;

Annie Sue: Aww... he's precious, Link! He seems to like you. <3

Baby Alistair Link: *tosses a muffin at Annie Sue* O:3

Link Hogthrob: *snickers* XPPP

Annie Sue: *fluffs her 'fro*

 

[rowlfy662]

:*gets hit with muffin* this has gone on long enough we must destroy that muffin cannon for the good of America

okay sam your right but this doensn't solve the FIRE!

sam:your right and i brought my podeum for nothing

beauregard:no fear friends i have one of those fire stopper thingys

beau thats not going to work thats for the palisades swedish kitchen

beauregard:sorry

theres only on thing to do call ratman

ratman:have no fear ratman

robin:and me the frog wonder are here

rizzo robin i asked for superheroes not superzeros well your not robin

rizzo:you mean i went and spent $20 on a pointless costume

:while yo've been talking the fire has spread

LETS GET OUTTA HERE

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

What did you guys do to the cannon? It works fine if you don't mess with it.

*unplugs the cannon*

: *siren noises*

Volunteer Fraggle Fire Deparmtment: "Oooohh, bring your hook and ladder friends and make the sirens wail-"

Just put out the fire already!

 

[rowlfy662]

*volunteer fraggle fire department put out fire*

:the fire did do something good

what

rizzo:it helped me with my grilled cheese

*everyone laughs*

announcer:the muppet cnetral revival was filmed in front of a live studio audience *sax plays*

:that was an easy way to get money*walks away*