MC - The Revival

[rowlfy662]

meanwhile on tv

jerry springer;welcome to muppet special tonight my master left me please welcome sal

sal:thanks jerry

jerry:tell us why he left you

sal:well*changes to chowder*

rizoo:man that show was boring

everyone:RIZZO!

rizzo:hey don't start saying my name go back to julius

strangepork:no no rizzo no

everyone:JULIUS

strangepork:noooooo i can't handle this help

super grover:never fear piggy iam here what is the problem

strangepork:my name

super grover:what id that

strangepork:julius

super grover:julius julius i now call you super julius

strangepork:noooooo *runs*

 

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Sal Minella: *sitting on the psychologist's couch, clasping his fingers together* He's...he's- He's like a dad ta that cutesy-wootsy bunny. *grimaces* It makes me wanna retch! Yeech! I can't take it! I miss my Johnny! Oh! Ya gotta help me! I'm desperate without Fiama! He's... my best friend... I'm his sidekick, his partner in crime, his personal bodyguard, etc. PLEASE! HELP! I love 'im! *whimpers* </3

Angie: *consoles the sad monkey, rubbing his back* Shh... it's okay, Sal. I'm sure Johnny will be here in no time. His crooning career wouldn't be accomplished, without your help, Sal. You're a great friend to Johnny. *smiles weakly*

Sal Minella: *sniffs* ...really? But, I still don't feel special ta him. =L

Johnny Fiama: *wanders in* Huh? What's goin' on...?

 

[rowlfy662]

johnny take a seat

johnny;what

*picks up box*

knock on the box

johnny: why

*uk star sooty pops out box*

johnny:what the*sooty squrts him with water pistol*

talk to sal come on sooty time for our run*sooty whispers into ear*

you don't have the legs for that oh hahaha lets leave johnny and sal alone to talk about their differences

 

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Sal Minella: *gulp* H-h-hi, Johnny....

Johnny Fiama: *quietly* Hi, Sal.

Sal Minella: So... what brought ya, here?

Johnny Fiama: Well... I came for you, of course. What's wrong, now? Nothin' happened, ya know? *shrugs*

Sal Minella: It seems like you've been hangin' around with that bunny kid. You're... you're... like a father ta him. It's not fair! I'm your monkey, Johnny, not Marlon Brando's. Also, you've been hangin' around with that Linda chick, too... WE'RE NOT TOGETHER LIKE WE USED TA BE, JOHN! I'M HERE FOR YA!

Johnny Fiama: *flinches* Linda, wha'?-- Can we not talk about 'er right now, Sal?

Sal Minella: *casually* Okay, Johnny. I'm... just tryin' ta save our friendship, ya know? Eh?

Johnny Fiama: Eh? *fidgets* SAL? SINCE DID WE EVER HAD A PROBLEM?

Sal Minella: Okay, okay! Calm down, Johnny! Stop bein' so pitiful...

Johnny Fiama: Pitiful...? That's you, Sal! WE'RE DONE! BYE! *slams the door*

Sal Minella: FINE! GO PLAY WITH THAT LITTLE RUNT OF YOURS! I DON'T NEED YA! I DON' NEED ANYBODY! Enjoy life! Bye. *crosses arms, restaining his tears*

Angie: Oh my... *sigh* Can't we all get along? :/

 

[rowlfy662]

come on sooty lets see if it went well

*sal comes out of door crying*

what sooty it wnt well i don't think

:theres only one thing to do

what

pepe:dispose of the bunny

*gasp*

ALF:shocking thats wrong just cause i eat cats but killing the bunny

*sweep from sooty appears*

sweep:squeak squeak

pepe:what

he said don't do it

pepe:but i shall mhuahahaha *lighting strikes*

 

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Sal Minella: *crying* Oh, Sooty! Can ya help me get Johnny and I back together? ;; I... miss him! *continues to whimper vague monkey tears* </3

~on the other side of town~

Johnny Fiama:
I walk along the street of sorrow
The boulevard of broken dreams
Where gigolo and gigolette
Can take a kiss without regret
So they forget their broken dreams

You laugh tonight and cry tomorrow
When you behold your shattered schemes
Gigolo and gigolette
Wake up to find their eyes are wet
With tears that tell of broken dreams

Here is where you'll always find me
Always walking up and down
But I left my soul behind me
In an old cathedral town

The joy that you find here you borrow
You cannot keep it long it seems
Gigolo and gigolette
Still sing a song and dance along
The boulevard of broken dreams

Here is where you'll always find me
Always walking up and down
For I left my soul behind me
In an old cathedral town

The joy that you find here you borrow
You cannot keep it long it seems
But gigolo and gigolette
Still sing a song and dance along
The boulevard of broken dreams

 

[rowlfy662]

what sooty you can help

*sooty brings out magic wand*

sal:a wand really

sweep:squeak squeak

soo:yes you will surprised at sootys magic

eveytone say the spell izzy wizzy lets get busy

sal:izzy wizzy lets get busy

johnny:*hums and gets hit by magic* how could i be so silly sal has been my friend for years i must get him back sure he never got a palisades muppet figure but hes still my friend

pepe:seen a bunny

johnny yea bean he went that way

pepe:mhuhahaha

johnnydd but i have to get to sal

 

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Johnny Fiama: *beat* Oh my... what have I done ta Sal? Sal... Sal! *treks around, looking for his monkey companion* SAL! D:

Sal Minella: Johnny? A-are you here? Johnny? *sniff*

Johnny Fiama: *glances from behind, vaguely* Sal...? SAL! It's you... is it?

Sal Minella: *nods slowly; then fleetly run toward Johnny, clinging his neck to a long, deep embrace* Oh, Johnny... *cries on his shoulder* I'm sorry. :/

Johnny Fiama: *reassures his friend, calmly massaging his back* Shh... it's alright, Sal. You're always gonna be my stinky little monkey. *beat* Who's my stinky little monkey? XP

Sal Minella: I am. Thank you, Johnny. You're always gonna be my best friend. *hugs* <3

Johnny Fiama: *hugs back* You're always gonna be my monkey, Sal. <33 Say, who wants a cannoli? OwO

Angie: Can Sooty-Bear grant me a wish? =BBB

Johnny Fiama: Later, kid! Have a cannoli, willya. XP

Angie: Sure! 8D

Sal Minella: *holding Angie's hand, smiling* :3

Angie: *returns a feeble smile, blushing*

Johnny Fiama: *pokes* Uh, Sal... are you okay? Ya look kinda sick. :/

 

[rowlfy662]

*sooty pokes*

what yes i know you helped

sweep:squeak squeak

soo:yes sooty deservesd a palisades muppet fig

uh soo the company is gone

:a dog bark bark bark

sweep:squeak squeak squeak

:very true very true

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*blinks*
That whole thing was kinda odd. And I really shouldn't be surprised at that. But still...