MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Don't all those things count as Muppets?

Well yes but I think the point is that the term "Muppet" encompases a variety of beings which when incorporated into their own subsections of species, said species cannot be considered as Muppets.

SO it's like all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares? that kind of thing?

Precisely

 

[rowlfy662]

announcer:when we last left rowlfy he was trying to fing a giant net to capture a giant bernice carrying bert and now time to find what happens in tonights ep of rowlfly

*batman theme tune plays*

sadly i could not find a giant net

all of the muppets:WHAT!

: we waited two days for this and this is the climax

:this sucks

i know i didn't find a giant but i did find a shrink ray

*cough* we built it*cough*

nevermind

*shrinks lenny bernice and animal*

that was easy

*heres a loud thud*

bert oh no

bert:i see stars

jack black: you do

ALF:get him a cat

oh no i feel this has happened before

 

[GonzoLeaper]

rowlfy662- that's it!
Hey, look everyone- right here on the Disney set- it's Dr. Wayne Szalinski with his shrink ray!
Wayne: Hiya kids!
Clifford: You look familiar, man- didn't we meet once before?
Wayne: I don't know- but I've always had high hopes of meeting The Muppets!
Clifford: Oops- there goes another rubber tree.
(Rubber tree falls down)
- EAT TREE!
- Quick, Dr. Szalinski- use the shrink ray!
- Meep, meep, meep!

 

[beakerboy12]

Use the shrink ray!---

Grover: Wait, wait! We've got to get to the next segment! C'mon!

Announcer: Now it's time for Veteranarian's Hospital! The continuing story of a quack who's gone to the giants!

*Lenny the Lizard sits on the operating table*

Dr. Bob: Nurse Janice! What seems to be the problem with this here reptile!

Janice: He's been growing rapidly.

Nurse Piggy: Maybe it's caused by hormones, Doctor Bob!

Dr. Bob: My moans? I'm not even moaning? How could that be the problem?

*laugh track*

Lenny the Lizard: I'm feeling a little dizzy too!

Dr. Bob: Lenny, we all know you're a little ditzy!

*laugh track*

Nurse Piggy: He said dizzy!

Dr. Bob: Well that too!

*laugh track; Lenny grows*

Dr. Bob: Wow-za! That's a big lizard!

Nurse Piggy: See!

Janice: That's some long legs!

Dr. Bob: He may be giant, but he's got a real future in the NBA!

*laugh track*

Announcer: Now we come to the end of another Veteraniarian's Hospital! Come back next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:

Dr. Bob: If your career at the Muppets doesn't work out, I hear they're looking for players in the New York Giants!

*laugh track*

 

[rowlfy662]

i have never heard of many puns in all my life

:i know wern't they punny wocka wocka

AHH

:*reads newspaper* giant lenny still at large hehe thats a good one

lenny:HI SAM

sam:hello giant lenny wait giant lenny got to stop taking those pills

quick the shrink ray where is it

beau:what does this button

no beau don't press that button

beau:what

*beau presses button and beaker walks in*

beaker:meep meep MEEEEEEEEP

bbbeaker your huge

:reminds me of the muppet palisades mega beaker hehehe

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*slaps forehead*

Bunsen! What did we say about those insta-grow pills? Someone's gonna get hurt.

 

[rowlfy662]

bean:thanks for the lollypop mr doctor

doctor:don't menton it little fella

:now be careful beaker your huge you might step on someone

*scream*

:meep meep

:don't know what that was beakie

*both walk off and we see bean out flat holding help me sign*

only happens to bean

 

[dwayne1115]

wow my girlfriend said ethier you stop spending so much time on MC and spend time with me, or We are done...

Well she just finished moving all her stuff out of the house today, so Muppet Toga party at my house!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Woo! Alright (not that your girlfriend broke up, sorry about that, with you but the party)

I worry though what being on thie website is doing for your social relationships Dwayne

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (walks in with a ton of muffins): In honor of the possibility of getting a new job, I hereby offer all these muffins for your enjoyment! *tosses the muffins out of excitement* Whoops, LOL.