MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

That's it!

*grabbs Harry, stuffs him in a sack, stuffs sack in cannon and shoots him halfway across the continent*

There now we can say what ever we want to when it comes to pyrotechnics

 

[TSSD]

THANKS Gonzo'sHobbit! Now we can say anything we want! Boom, explode, blow up, kaboom, anything!
(in the distance)-did somebody say boom, explode, blow up, and kaboom?
*Explosions happen all around*
STUPID STUPID TSSD! YOU COMPLETE MORON! YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BET-
*unexploded bomb hits TSSD in head*
*TSSD falls down unconscious, dangerously close to a soon to explode bomb*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Oh good grief

*kicks bomb away from TSSD's head*

Crazy Harry, if you continue to blow things up DON'T! I will personally sic Piggy on you.

 

[TSSD]

*Waking up*
Yeah, It'll be easy, all he'll have to do is tell Piggy you said she's fat or somthing.

*walking in*-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*Waking up*
Yeah, It'll be easy, all he'll have to do is tell Piggy you said she's fat or somthing.

*walking in*-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

*points to TSSD*

He said it!

 

[TSSD]

He's lying! Piggy, he's ly-
HI YA
*Karate Chops TSSD*
(As I fly away) I'll get you (Gonzo's Hobbit!

 

[beakerboy12]

Miss Piggy: I took care of him!

Cookie Monster: Wow! Dat' pig mean!

Miss Piggy: Well, wouldn't you be mean if someone called you fat!

Cookie Monster: Me obsessed with cookies! Me now me fat!

Junior Gorg: Hey! Is that a bomb? I should take that before it blows up!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say blow up?

*Junior, holding the bomb, is charred and blown away!*

Junior Gorg: Did I do that?

Wembley Fraggle: Referencing Family Matters?... That's quite a choice...

Gobo Fraggle: How did you know that was Family Matters? We don't have TV in Fraggle Rock!

Wembley Fraggle: I spend some time in outer space! Okay!

Red Fraggle: Now we know what you did in those episodes you missed!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

I'm trying to decide if it's funny or slightly disturbing that all this talk of blowing things up has led to links about counterterrorism on the bottom of the page.

*hides from TSSD in case they come back*

 

[beakerboy12]

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say blowing things up!

Pepe the King Prawn: No, no we didn't!

Junior Gorg: But, Pepe, didn't you hear Gonzo's Hobbit say--

*Junior and Pepe are blown up and charred*

Gonzo: Hey! How many times are people going to get charred before they reference my Season 1 gong hit!

Which episode are you speaking of?

Gonzo: Most!

Wembley Fraggle: Actually you were only charred, like, three times in the first season!

Gobo Fraggle: How do you know this!

Wembley Fraggle: Like I said, Outer Space. Spent some of my time there!

Gobo Fraggle: You said you were afraid of Outer Space!

Wembley Fraggle: A man can change!

Gobo Fraggle: You're not a man! You're a fraggle!

Cookie Monster: Oooohhh! All this questioning making me hungry... for COOKIES!

The Swedish Chef: We doont heeve anymooree!

Cookie Monster: You sure?

The Swedish Chef: Well, dwe heeve oone more giant oone and...

Cookie Monster: Oh! Me want dat cookie!

*eats and 'om nom's the giant cookie*

Miss Piggy: That's a big cookie!

Cookie Monster: You want some?

Miss Piggy: Wait, are you trying to say that I'm fat! Are you saying I'm overweight!

Cookie Monster: Wow! You really are protective of yourself!

Miss Piggy: Hi-yaaaaahhhhh!

*Miss Piggy chops Cookie all the way to the next thread*

Cookie Monster: Hello!

Random Forum Member: Am I the only one that thinks that it's weird that Cookie Monster's here?

Cookie Monster: Oh! This must be the 'Am I the Only One Thread'!

Random Forum Member: Why yes! Yes, it is! Welcome to the thread, Cookie!

Cookie Monster: Me like this thread already!

*yells to the MC - The Revival thread*

Cookie Monster: Me going to be gone for a little while, okay!

*back at the MC - The Revival thread*

Wembley Fraggle: I just know these things, Gobo!

Gobo Fraggle: Well, it's just a little suprising!

Junior Gorg: Well, it's a little suprising that you know the references that Wembley's saying!

Gobo Fraggle: Yeah... that is a little suprising...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yay! Gonzo's finally here.

*hugs Gonzo*

I never saw much of the Muppet Show (mostly because I don't think I was alive or coherent enough to when it was on) But I did see the 1812 overture bits with the cannons, that was cool