MC - The Revival

[MartyMuppets]

MY word! MY word! MY word!

...Yes. As a Jew, I claim ownership of the word "oy." Just ask Prawnie.

<smuggles in peppermint tea> Mmm... That's my kinda drink.

Incidentally if you read this sometime soon Prawnie can you please explain what "oy" means to Toga?

Perhaps you could even explain yourself Lisa? I've been wondering about it.

 

[beakerboy12]

Junior Gorg: Ow--we wanna get out!

Big Bird: Oh, look it's Red!

Red Fraggle: Hey Big!

Gonzo's Hobbit: You know her!

Red Fraggle: We've been tight since the Muppet Family Christmas!

Junior Gorg: Ah! You got a hangglider!

Gonzo's Hobbit: ...And...

Junior Gorg: We could hangglide outta here!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Hmmm.... I'm on it!

*Meanwhile, at the Vitamin Drink HQ*

Vitamin Drink: We shall destroy the animal/monster/Muppet thingy!

Beakerboy: Not while I'm here!

*brings out Sonic Screwdriver... that does nothing*

Vitamin Drink: That screwdriver does nothing to us!

*Animal bits the Vitamin Drink's robotic arm*

Vitamin Drink: Stop it! Stop it!

Digit: Um, boss! I detect some energy coming from the screwdriver.

*Digit's face is then revealed after he swivels his office chair around*

Beakerboy and Animal: Digit?

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*takes off hanglider and pulls out tool kit*

If you are expecting me to get me, a fraggle, a Gorg and a six foot bird out of this quarry on this thing in it's current state, you're nuts.

Red: So what you gonna do?

What else? Attach rocket engines to it. Junior!

*Junior snaps to attention*

We need rocket engines, so find some.

Junior: Aye Aye sir!

Miss!

Junior: Miss!

*junior goes to find rocket engines*

 

[beakerboy12]

Junior Gorg: You do understand this quarry is only so big?

Gonzo's Hobbit: Look there might be some gas or pipes at the bottom or...

Junior Gorg: Found some fuel! It's like this black gas in a pipe!

Gonzo's Hobbit: That was convieniant!

*back to the Vitamin Drink HQ*

Beakerboy: Digit? What're you doing here?

Digit: After JHH, Scooter recommended some other jobs for me!

Beakerboy: And you picked the one where you'd work for vitamin drinks?

Digit: It was better than Kermit's low budget job!

Animal: Aaaahhh!

Vitamin Drink: Say goodbye, animal/humanoid/Muppet monster thing!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Junior Gorg: You do understand this quarry is only so big?

Gonzo's Hobbit: Look there might be some gas or pipes at the bottom or...

Junior Gorg: Found some fuel! It's like this black gas in a pipe!

Gonzo's Hobbit: That was convieniant!

You do also understand that this quarry is in a universe where possibilities are limitless and it really doesn't matter.

Junior Gorg: Good point.

Hey Red hand me the blowtorch will ya?

*Red hold blowtorch and cackles maniacly*

Big Bird: Uh maybe we should keep Red away from the dangerous tools Gonzo's hobbit...Gonzo's Hobbit!

Cackles maniaclly with Red and Blowtorch

Junior: I'm scared

 

[beakerboy12]

*at Vitamin drink HQ*

Digit: Um, boss!

Vitamin Drink: Yes, robot weakling!

Digit: You see, Animal's kinda my friend!

Vitamin Drink: ... And...

Digit: Wow, you're heartless!

Vitamin Drink: Well I am a vitamin drink!

Digit: Could you let him go!

*back at the thread*

Gonzo's Hobbit: How're we going to find Beakerboy and Animal now!

*the gang fly out of the quarry*

Pepe: Maybe this way!

*they drop into the crazy train, driven by Pepe*

Red Fraggle: Thanks, Pepe!

Pepe: Si, don't mention it!

Big Bird: Sam! Is that you!

Sam the Eagle: Tell anyone I helped you weirdoes and I will... will... just don't tell anybody!

Thog: Your secret's safe with us!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*hugs Sam*

I knew you cared!

 

[beakerboy12]

Sam the Eagle: The things I do for you weirdoes!

*at vitamin drink HQ*

Vitamin Drink: What!

Digit: Could you let him go!... As an early birthday gift!

Vitamin Drink: Now?

Beakerboy: He's right! You're birthday's like a couple of months away!

Digit: Can't you help me for once?

Vitamin Drink: The only way I'm going to give up is if I loose animation!

Animal: Huh?

Vitamin Drink: The Ability to Move!

Animal: Ahhh!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

- Hmm, yes, well- believe it or not, beneath all this, yes, I will admit it, bluster at times, beats the heart of a proud American eagle always ready to do his duty for his country and its citizens.
- What you're trying to say is you love us! Come on, just say it!
- Aw, I love you too Sam. I love everyone.

Me: Come on Sam- might as well give in. I know you've got it in you.
Sam the Eagle: (Sigh)- I love you guys too.
(But you're still weirdos!)

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Yay! Sam loves us

*dances in circles with Red, Big Bird, Junior and GonzoLeaper*